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Lamgoodle wrote:Geo,
Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (PGAD) is the female version of the male priapism. It is a physiological as well as psychological ailment.

Immortality will be my choice.

Yeah that was it. Pleasure turned torturous, weird video to watch I swear

super power I would love to have is the ability to turn into a rock, imagine someone u owed money to coming around the corner and u turn into a rock and his like "wtffff where did he go? I swear he was just here" and ur laughing ur ass off but he can't hear u because ur a fukking rock. Lmaooooooooooo greatest power ever.

GeoSeven wrote:The possibilities with invisibility

1. Could go the phantom on anyone who tried to hurt you
2. Get away with robbery.
3. Free travels
4. Could defeat an entire army
5. Many more, nothing nefarious.

Advo wrote:super power I would love to have is the ability to turn into a rock, imagine someone u owed money to coming around the corner and u turn into a rock and his like "wtffff where did he go? I swear he was just here" and ur laughing ur ass off but he can't hear u because ur a fukking rock. Lmaooooooooooo greatest power ever.

Shape shifting

Speed of light. I could easily fuck every woman in the world in no time. Imagine that shit.

Advo wrote:super power I would love to have is the ability to turn into a rock, imagine someone u owed money to coming around the corner and u turn into a rock and his like "wtffff where did he go? I swear he was just here" and ur laughing ur ass off but he can't hear u because ur a fukking rock. Lmaooooooooooo greatest power ever.

DeeqaDagan wrote:

Advo wrote:super power I would love to have is the ability to turn into a rock, imagine someone u owed money to coming around the corner and u turn into a rock and his like "wtffff where did he go? I swear he was just here" and ur laughing ur ass off but he can't hear u because ur a fukking rock. Lmaooooooooooo greatest power ever.

Shape shifting

The ultimate trolling tool, imagine climbing the windshield of ur hommies car and turning into a $1,000 ticket, that nygga will have a heart attack

Magneto

Ability to Fly , With incredible speed . Breakfast in Venezuela , Lunch in Damascus , Mirqaan in Hargeisa , evening in New York and before calling it a day
head to Miami to sniff some Cocaine .

Advo wrote:

DeeqaDagan wrote: Shape shifting

The ultimate trolling tool, imagine climbing the windshield of ur hommies car and turning into a $1,000 ticket, that nygga will have a heart attack

hydrogen wrote:

Advo wrote:

DeeqaDagan wrote: Shape shifting

The ultimate trolling tool, imagine climbing the windshield of ur hommies car and turning into a $1,000 ticket, that nygga will have a heart attack

No it isn't its really fun to see the reaction of your hommie when he is about to grab the ticket and then turn back to yourself. That moment is priceless huh.

ability to heal

hargaysaay wrote:Ability to Fly , With incredible speed . Breakfast in Venezuela , Lunch in Damascus , Mirqaan in Hargeisa , evening in New York and before calling it a day
head to Miami to sniff some Cocaine .

This minus the mirqaan and cocaine sniffin' and to far more exotic destinations.

Telekinesis

Invincibility.

Advo wrote:

DeeqaDagan wrote:

Advo wrote:super power I would love to have is the ability to turn into a rock, imagine someone u owed money to coming around the corner and u turn into a rock and his like "wtffff where did he go? I swear he was just here" and ur laughing ur ass off but he can't hear u because ur a fukking rock. Lmaooooooooooo greatest power ever.

Shape shifting

The ultimate trolling tool, imagine climbing the windshield of ur hommies car and turning into a $1,000 ticket, that nygga will have a heart attack

What if he tears you apart? You are dead.