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Jax wrote:

Insomniac wrote: A bit unfair. Women should get their fair share of Bukkake.

thats disgusting man, multiple partners do not suit women, its just not in their nature ( don't let porn fool you ), believing women will be married to believing men, but believing men get belieiving women + hural ayn so its great deal.

just the thought is so unpure and unholy i dont think such filth would be tolerated in jannah

Because 'disgusting' exists in Jannah right?

^ There's no jealousy/envy either

ZubeirAwal wrote:A sahaba was given glad tidings that he was going to jannah, yet he cried to the prophet that in jannah he fears to be far away from the prophet and the anbiya and the asxaabal akaabir, I too hope that I'm with the prophet if I make it to jannah inshallah.

akhi Zubeir adopt an orphan, I forgot the exact hadith but it is mentioned that whomever does so will be so close to Prophet SAW in jannah!

I actually googled Bukakke to see if it had another normal meaning since Lilaahiya you used it but theres none

hyperactive wrote:all you want is women? inshallah, if i ever make it there, my share of hural ain is yours, you can have them on top of your share!

Bro, trust me man....you will not want to share any of your Hurul Ain

It's amazing stuff. Thanks for posting. But is the Hadith that says that inmate in Jannah will have that many female spouses in Jannah authentic. As you know we cannot take full face value if Hadith is not Saheh or Hassan.

Do ya'll are saying sex & alxohol like wine will be abundant in heaven?

Jax when I'm older I will, I shed tears for orphans they are adored by Allah.

Siciid85 wrote:It's amazing stuff. Thanks for posting. But is the Hadith that says that inmate in Jannah will have that many female spouses in Jannah authentic. Would be nice if you could add the source and the authenticity of the Hadith. May Allah reward you.

Its from Imam Ghazali's Ihya-ud-deen so I'm not sure the exact chain, I'll look into it.

Grandpa, i dont know i would turn them dow or not, but haurul ainis last thing i think of, when i think of jannah. first been not going to hell, and just enjoy loads of things i like this life. sex is not one of them!

lol Geo. im sure i will be happy whatever i got in jannah.

CilmiDoone wrote:Do ya'll are saying sex & alxohol like wine will be abundant in heaven?

What you just mentioned pretty much constitutes the meaning of "heavenly" for most of us...and yeah, plenty to go around in heaven inshallah.

Lillaahiya wrote:If you can have anything you want then I'm sure there will be plenty of Bukkake to go around.

Can I have an emancipated, timid, frail and fragile Lillaahiya as my personal slave? And another one, in perfect health condition, to dominate me?

@Jax
So you can have a lot of women with translucent skin to fuck but I can't Bukkake my women?

Jax said:

"An inmate of Paradise will have 500 Hurs, 4,000 unmarried women and 8,000 widowed women. Each of them will keep embracing him for the duration of his whole worldly life."

Source? Explanation? Logic? Why that ratio? Who appoints these people to eachother? Is there a matter of choice? Wheres the equity for women if widows/unmarried women are working with a ration of 12,500:1

Insomniac wrote:

Lillaahiya wrote:If you can have anything you want then I'm sure there will be plenty of Bukkake to go around.

Can I have an emancipated, timid, frail and fragile Lillaahiya as my personal slave? And another one, in perfect health condition, to dominate me?

@Jax
So you can have a lot of women with translucent skin to fuck but I can't Bukkake my women?

I thought you meant a women receiving bukakke from multiple men, but sure you can do that if you desire...

#if it sounds to good to be true, it probably is