Buff ting wants my ceeb, what to do?

Jax · Post by **Jax** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 4:36 pm

fear allah this is test :meles:

wiyeer · Post by **wiyeer** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 4:46 pm

LetsCookBreakfast wrote:Met up with a couple mates and they asked me if I wanted to go with them to McDonald's. Haven't ate fast food in ages, so I thought, one time couldn't hurt. We were just chilling at our table and this buff black girl walks in, a heavenly blessed beauty. She was a slim bird with a caramel complexion in some tight jeans with a nice backoff lalala. Imagine plowing that every night. Not gonna lie, man had to lower the gaze straight away. I could tell she was a student even though I've never seen her before. She walked through the door and when we made eye contact, she started smiling at me. She was eyeing me for a while styll. I went over to her and introduced myself. We chatted for a while, like 5 mins, no long ting. Got her number and I'm gonna text her after this last class coming up in about 10 mins. I don't know what I should do now because I don't want to make zina.

sick and tied of fools referring to "his royal majesty" as "ceeb". This is total disrespect and devaluation.
maba xishoonayaan war illee anagaa wax aragnay

LetsCookBreakfast · Post by **LetsCookBreakfast** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 4:57 pm

Jax wrote:fear allah this is test

You're right, even though her badhi was :whoo:

Just have to be strong.

Rabshoole · Post by **Rabshoole** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:01 pm

This is off topic, UK slangs, are just wrong.
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Buff ting, just don't sound right at all :meles:

AbtiiDoon · Post by **AbtiiDoon** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:05 pm

who the fuck still says buff in london?? havent heard anyone say this for years upon years.

make eye contact with hoodrat. assumes she wanna beat lol

Post by **FAH1223** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:10 pm

College campuses are a cess pool of hedonistic demons

Cherine · Post by **Cherine** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:21 pm

So it is haram to go and register with your uni's MSA because of Muslim brothers and sisters coming under one roof to organise Muslim events and lectures but it's totally okay to walk up to random Non-Muslim girl, ask for her number and talk about her derrirere in such lofty terms!

Ismail87 · Post by **Ismail87** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:23 pm

wiyeer wrote:sick and tied of fools referring to "his royal majesty" as "ceeb". This is total disrespect and devaluation.
maba xishoonayaan war illee anagaa wax aragnay

I thought I was the only one thinking that.

LetsCookBreakfast · Post by **LetsCookBreakfast** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:43 pm

Fam, it's censored to ceeb and p...y is censored to flower.

LetsCookBreakfast · Post by **LetsCookBreakfast** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:51 pm

Cherine wrote:So it is haram to go and register with your uni's MSA because of Muslim brothers and sisters coming under one roof to organise Muslim events and lectures but it's totally okay to walk up to random Non-Muslim girl, ask for her number and talk about her derrirere in such lofty terms!

Did I say joining MSA was haram? :umad:

Colonel · Post by **Colonel** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 8:01 pm

quark wrote: stay away from latoyas and Bon Qui Quis or you will regret it

Bon qui qui :russ:

quark · Post by **quark** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 9:36 pm

CushiticReflections · Post by **CushiticReflections** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 9:41 pm

ZubeirAwal wrote:War you know what to do! Say no and keep fear in Allah and know that he's watching you.

Some sage advice. Best follow it.

LetsCookBreakfast · Post by **LetsCookBreakfast** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 9:53 pm

I'm going to meet up with her this Saturday. It's only a matter of time before she becomes what my right hand possesses. :steviej:

Vivacious · Post by **Vivacious** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:45 pm

LetsCookBreakfast wrote:I'm going to meet up with her this Saturday. It's only a matter of time before she becomes what my right hand possesses.

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