Man prefers jail to wife's nagging

[qudhac-m]

Sir
Awoow when women reach 30 and 4 kidds behind them who needs to keep
a talking head in the house, let her go where ever she wants after all the
Shagg!ng is gone but her nagging is intensified, so let her go to her friends and be on the phone and plan your young pride, who needs to here the misrable old fart nagging when you can have BABY, DARLING, XABIIBI AAL NIGHT ON THE PHONE INSTEAD.

[*HannaH*]

Qudhac,

I wish I knew your wife, I would tell on you!
Nin xaas leh iyo abaad tahayee xishow niyow

[qudhac-m]

HannaH
Women are disposable, dont you know that?

[Mataan_Ciideed]

[quote="qudhac-m"]HannaH
Women are disposable, dont you know that?[/quote]

Sultaan Qudhac, adeer nin waalan baad tahay!.

[*HannaH*]

Qudhac, orodoo train isu dhig!

[Sir-Luggoyo]

[quote="qudhac-m"]HannaH

Women are disposable, dont you know that?

[/quote]



Awoow,

Heerkaa ha ina gaadhsiin dee wuxu waa balaayo loo baahanyahye, oo talo yarna aan ku siiyee, erayadaa adoo horjooga ha odhan, it's safe in cyberworld but not in reality, mark my words.

[shaheen]

Lol, I finally understood one of “Lug hoyo’s” Somali jokes!

Qudhac abti, you sound like you are really frustrated..is it mid-life crisis tolo? At least wait till the end of Ramadhan dee.

[*HannaH*]

Luggoyyo,

Oh please, don't fall for his shed...he's one of those "Yes honey, where honey, how high honey.." types. Unless, his friend Jack Daniel comes over for tea, then markaasu is walwalaa.

[Sir-Luggoyo]

[quote="shaheen"]

Lol, I finally understood one of “Lug hoyo’s” Somali jokes!

d[/quote]

Shaheen,

I always thought you were one of the, if not THE most intelligent forumers of this medium, how could you get my joke at such a late time, or you sukk in the Somali language? Which one is that?

I use proper Somali when I am not addressing specific clan with a specific dialect and I never try to be full of riddles.

[muslim-man]

[quote="qudhac-m"]HannaH
Women are disposable, dont you know that?[/quote]



lol qudhac.

where is kambuli when you need one

[shaheen]

Lol @lug hoyo… thanks for the compliment dear, its just that everyone always seems nominate you and qudhac as the best Somali speakers on the forum and I've always thought your Somali would be way out of my league given that I can barely comprehend basic Somali.

[qudhac-m]

HannaH
Baaraka allah bil islaam if she naggs 2 much help is at hand Good old brothers back home ship you the latest decert, and the beauty about England is that you can have 4 if you like.

Sir
In England if she naggs, you marry another 3 an if all naggs atleast you can tolarate the different sounds of their voice.

Shaheen
Waligaabaa baydh baydh ama balaayo iska dhig waad ogtahay in lagula guursanayo.

[shaheen]

qudhac,
lol, really?balaayonimo takes way too much energy abti.... if thats what you meant...otherwise can please translate for me in english?

[qudhac-m]

Shaaheeni
Cant you write somali, translate aaaaa thats costs money honey,or one darba on the Salli pretty

[shaheen]

Qudhac,
No my written Somali is diabolical….cant you just translate for free and count it as form sadaaka during ramadhan?