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knowthyself wrote:There is halal beer in Jannah saqajaanyahow. Rivers of wine. But there is no gaylordism. That is why our khalifa Islam Karimov waters Muslims with the best whiskey on tap.
The secular mujahideen will uphold Liberty, Equality, and Bacardi Breezer and Brandy.
we haven't reached Jannah yet, what makes their beer and Bacardi Breezers halal? LOL
The scholars of fiqh say that true believers will have Jannah in the dunya and the akhira. It is okay to down a pint of Guinness. That is halal. But you should not consume more than ten pints a day. That is not acceptable.
knowthyself wrote:I did not believe it when Galol told me that he had a chain of pubs in Uzbekistan waiting for export to Xamar, but a trip to the Central Asian republic has proven that the secular Uzbek mujahideen there have rid their beautiful country of camel raping Wahabbi crooks and made it a paradise for Muslims to enjoy halal beer, barbecues, and babes. The Salafi boys are hunted like dogs and the police ensure that no Arab wannabee incites hatred against the Islamic values of liberty and freedom. I have not laughed so hard at their long faces since the Egyptian Ikhwaan were deposed and their followers given the machine gun treatment by the Lion of Islam Abdul Fatah al-Sisi.
Will these jokers ever learn? If they persecute liberal Muslims, when power changes hands, as power always must, the guillotine will be working overtime.
May Allah give Islam Karimov the highest station in Jannah al-Firdous for this:
These are the people that defeated Alexander the great. They should never bow down to Arab Wahhabism or Faggotism.
Indeed.. Liberty, Equality, Bacardi Breezer and Brandy for all.
Alexander the Great was cock dropped by Central Asia huh. La hawla walaa quwatta illa billah. Cajiib waaye. If Alex could not take the Stans, nor will the fitna of ragheadism.
Our secular jihadist brothers will cut off the nuts of fake wadaads and their Salafi boyfriends.
Long live Islam Karimov, and death to his enemies.
we haven't reached Jannah yet, what makes their beer and Bacardi Breezers halal? LOL
how comes you know the qom nasheed
