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Jaalemarx: Basra is supposedly a married women. I doubt she's alright in the head which is the reason why she seems to be obsessed with it.

eliteSomali wrote:Jaalemarx: Basra is supposedly a married women. I doubt she's alright in the head which is the reason why she seems to be obsessed with it.

Elite blv you me saaxib, she is very sane and smart. She reads a lot of Victorian literature where humour is used to get across points. She has really mastered the working of the somali male psyche; G..s, gay and calling a somali man a woman will solicit response… and before long, she is in celebrative mood and her DAY IS MADE!

Jalle


Her royal highness thanks you for your obliging sense of consciousness. As to your small "Willy" and the 'designated' space-- my dear, I must quickly rebuke you. Whether your small abdi is by design of Evolution or a freak accident, I care not. What I care for is--what do you do with it after the math.

So in this light-- u have two options to fix your small abdi dilemma. One is never expose it to a feeling Somali woman.

Two: Find a complimentary small designated space such as the Asian Vaginas and allow her to be amazed. (for a Somali woman is not amazed)

Basra- wrote:Jalle


Her royal highness thanks you for your obliging sense of consciousness. As to your small "Willy" and the 'designated' space-- my dear, I must quickly rebuke you. Whether your small abdi is by design of Evolution or a freak accident, I care not. What I care for is--what do you do with it after the math.

So in this light-- u have two options to fix your small abdi dilemma. One is never expose it to a feeling Somali woman.

Two: Find a complimentary small designated space such as the Asian Vaginas and allow her to be amazed. (for a Somali woman is not amazed)

Thank you your Grace. It rises with the task at hand. What are your Key performance index (KPIs)?

Let us not hijack Elite's thread. You could inititate a new thread called KPIs for HM-

JaalleMarx wrote:

Basra- wrote:Jalle


Her royal highness thanks you for your obliging sense of consciousness. As to your small "Willy" and the 'designated' space-- my dear, I must quickly rebuke you. Whether your small abdi is by design of Evolution or a freak accident, I care not. What I care for is--what do you do with it after the math.

So in this light-- u have two options to fix your small abdi dilemma. One is never expose it to a feeling Somali woman.

Two: Find a complimentary small designated space such as the Asian Vaginas and allow her to be amazed. (for a Somali woman is not amazed)

Thank you your Grace. It rises with the task at hand. What are your Key performance index (KPIs)?

Let us not hijack Elite's thread. You could inititate a new thread called KPIs for HM-

This is some advanced shit. I am out. Feel free to hijack the thread and hold it hostage.

Elite; Fuli

Back to the topic. I think we should hold vigils and commemorate those whose dreams we have shattered. What do you say?

JaalleMarx,


A woman's performance is irrelevant. Just like her last name. Her chief responsibility is to lay down as elegantly as humanly possible, and use her soprano vocals to express the dimensions of her stimulation preferably in tasteful none noisy fashion. But if the performance is terrible, that via the small tool or abdi, not due to the effort of the 'relevant' expected performer, WHAT GIVES THEN?

Basra- wrote:JaalleMarx,


A woman's performance is irrelevant. Just like her last name. Her chief responsibility is to lay down as elegantly as humanly possible, and use her soprano vocals to express the dimensions of her stimulation preferably in tasteful none noisy fashion. But if the performance is terrible, that via the small tool or abdi, not due to the effort of the 'relevant' expected performer, WHAT GIVES THEN?

That is Victorian. I thought her Grace was versed in the subject matter! Soprano vocals, laying down elegantly etc is what a small Willy achieves in contrast to the base voice and anarchistic commotions that characterise the opposite.

Your KPIs are not that demanding. They are squirrel indicators.

LOOOOL


But ---I guess, JaalleMarx--- my performance would not be relevant because it will not get into the performance commotions. With your small abdi--I will abruptly end the union. (that is upon sighting it) LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Basra- wrote:LOOOOL


But ---I guess, JaalleMarx--- my performance would not be relevant because it will not get into the performance commotions. With your small abdi--I will abruptly end the union. (that is upon sighting it) LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Victorian again! Sights and sounds are abstract, Her Grace.

LOL. In accordance with the laws of evolution, my pituitary gland/ hypophysis will be informed that it is not only the designated space that is minute but also the ability of your eyes to proportion what you see.

JaalleMarx@lol


U shouldn't feel bad about your pituitary gland/ hypophysis . A lot of brilliant people-- like the white people I respect have your dilemma. U just have to be smart, and quit your obsession with Somali culture, and most importantly Somali women. They are not for u. :dj:


Isnt life interesting? Who would think-- a man of your caliber-- with such gusto in male hormones, energy, and a fine strong ability to hump-- would be so ---ungenerously endowed. Truly, an oxymoron apt example of how nature and life is all about. :stylin:

Basra- wrote:JaalleMarx@lol


U shouldn't feel bad about your pituitary gland/ hypophysis . A lot of brilliant people-- like the white people I respect have your dilemma. U just have to be smart, and quit your obsession with Somali culture, and most importantly Somali women. They are not for u.


Isnt life interesting? Who would think-- a man of your caliber-- with such gusto in male hormones, energy, and a fine strong ability to hump-- would be so ---ungenerously endowed. Truly, an oxymoron apt example of how nature and life is all about.

I am overwhelmed by the awes emanating from your fingers and dictated by your brain, your distinguished Grace.
Somali I am. My love for somali culture and women is innate.

As you mentioned on several threads, we share alot of commonalities and that in itself is seductive. .

No, there is no dilemma. I am happy with what I see and its performance when there is a task to attend to. There have been no complains so far.

Jaale@Lol


Your obsession and love for anything Somali is indeed--innate. I respect that. I am all for passion. I recognize it myself, since my passion for Regency England, and Georgian world is equal.


However, perplexed as to why you have not gotten complaint? Is it possible the complaints is manifested in other ways other than through verbiage? Perhaps a mysterious divorce? Or Phones not returned? Or duckings and avoidance in gatherings and parties?

Basra- wrote:Jaale@Lol


Your obsession and love for anything Somali is indeed--innate. I respect that. I am all for passion. I recognize it myself, since my passion for Regency England, and Georgian world is equal.


However, perplexed as to why you have not gotten complaint? Is it possible the complaints is manifested in other ways other than through verbiage? Perhaps a mysterious divorce? Or Phones not returned? Or duckings and avoidance in gatherings and parties?

You mean the day after syndrome? Is that your litmus test, Your Grace?

Thus far, my women have been as hot as the oven after our encounters. To judge by their actions, their love gets stronger and stronger.

I have a/n modest/indecent proposal; how about if we co-author a handbook on the subject issue? That will be a bestseller.

Jaale


Well, I am happy for u if indeed you do get hot Somali women. I think a Somali--woman would be ideal for u, thinking about it now. She is uneducated, traditional, and innocent in the bedroom manner. A small abdi might be a no pain gift from above.




Write a book about little abdis and its ramification in family and society? No, thank you. I have my reputation to uphold. (I concur, I have no doubt of it being a capital bestseller)