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Where is your future Mr./Missus?

On a dating site
2
12%
At a blind date
0
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At a party
0
No votes
Somewhere random in public or maybe even at my aunts house, at work, who knows
8
47%
Not bothered, I'm waiting for fate to do its job
7
41%
 
Total votes: 17

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Don't know, don't care.....something something fate.
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Waa runtaa sxb 2011 ayaan mar imi Sweden waan ka yaabay waxa meesha qalanjo yaacaysa. :lol:
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Snet chat,facebook,paltalk,tango,viber anything is possible :lol:
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Somebody's been watching a bit too much HIMYM.
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I have this fantasy that i will go to a hospital for a check up, get told to go in a room. The lady (turned to the computer) tells me to sit down and take off my shirt, she then turns around has the most beautiful face, she looks at me and smiles as she touches my six pack. She is quite shy and asks me what i do, i look at her with a smug face and tell her i am an investment banker at deutsche bank. I then make a really funny joke about bankers that has her rolling on the floor. AT this point, she is blushing and playing with her hair, i ask her if she is married , to my relief she says no, then i ask is she has a boyfriend and once again she replies with a smiling NO. She is finished Checking up and tells me to put my shirt back and i can see as i do the buttons that she is looking and biting her lips. I then ask her out to dinner in which refuses at first saying that i am her patient, but i insist saying i will get another doctor if i have to, after 8 mins of flirting i go off.

BTW= she is from Colombia, she has a very nice body. She also has curly hair like shakira and she is wearing glasses

p.s i am wearing a £3000 suit and she is just blown away :o
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At the circus
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waraabe251 wrote:I have this fantasy that i will go to a hospital for a check up, get told to go in a room. The lady (turned to the computer) tells me to sit down and take off my shirt, she then turns around has the most beautiful face, she looks at me and smiles as she touches my six pack. She is quite shy and asks me what i do, i look at her with a smug face and tell her i am an investment banker at deutsche bank. I then make a really funny joke about bankers that has her rolling on the floor. AT this point, she is blushing and playing with her hair, i ask her if she is married , to my relief she says no, then i ask is she has a boyfriend and once again she replies with a smiling NO. She is finished Checking up and tells me to put my shirt back and i can see as i do the buttons that she is looking and biting her lips. I then ask her out to dinner in which refuses at first saying that i am her patient, but i insist saying i will get another doctor if i have to, after 8 mins of flirting i go off.

BTW= she is from Colombia, she has a very nice body. She also has curly hair like shakira and she is wearing glasses
And then you wake up.
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AgentOfChaos wrote:
waraabe251 wrote:I have this fantasy that i will go to a hospital for a check up, get told to go in a room. The lady (turned to the computer) tells me to sit down and take off my shirt, she then turns around has the most beautiful face, she looks at me and smiles as she touches my six pack. She is quite shy and asks me what i do, i look at her with a smug face and tell her i am an investment banker at deutsche bank. I then make a really funny joke about bankers that has her rolling on the floor. AT this point, she is blushing and playing with her hair, i ask her if she is married , to my relief she says no, then i ask is she has a boyfriend and once again she replies with a smiling NO. She is finished Checking up and tells me to put my shirt back and i can see as i do the buttons that she is looking and biting her lips. I then ask her out to dinner in which refuses at first saying that i am her patient, but i insist saying i will get another doctor if i have to, after 8 mins of flirting i go off.

BTW= she is from Colombia, she has a very nice body. She also has curly hair like shakira and she is wearing glasses
And then you wake up.
warya i got an internship at a bank, and i have a 4 pack already. also i am probably the most funny human being
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Sariibada. :eat:
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social media.
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Jasmine6 wrote:A cousin of mine told me he's ready to get married he just can't find a girl he wants to marry. Now that doesn't mean he doesn't know any girls, he probably knows more Somali girls than I do but he doesn't want those girls. Typical hypocrite.

Lakin it got me wondering. There are quite a few single Somali guys and girls out there who already are in or approaching the age of settling down. How do you plan on navigating those waters? Those who are married how did you meet your spouse?

For me I always thought it would be a chance meeting, a spark, a shared experience, a memorable conversation, a 'we'll probably never see each other again' realisation. In reality it's never as romantic and the guys are never as captivating.


Nevertheless in my travels, that remains to be my expectation.

:roll: I think u have read too much novels. Write that in your "travel blog"! :roll:
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basra what do you think of my scenario
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Re: How do you think you'll meet your spouse?

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waraabe251 wrote:basra what do you think of my scenario

waraabe251

I think u r more likely to meet your love in a lesbian bar that does not serve alcohol. :eat:
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Qadar Allah :Shrug:
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Basra- wrote:
waraabe251 wrote:basra what do you think of my scenario

waraabe251

I think u r more likely to meet your love in a lesbian bar that does not serve alcohol. :eat:
you are just angry because i am out of your league sister. Stick to your chubby husband and his small ceeb
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