The Wife Zone Chart (Hilarious shit)

[EvolSyawla]

I don't know how he looks, but a few of the more attractive male members on here don't post this kind of nonsense. So for now, my theory holds.

[Phinks]

A father leaves work a little late one night and, while on his way home, he remembers that he
has not yet purchased a christmas gift for his young daughter.

He quickly parks his car in
front of a toy store and asks the salesperson:
“How much is the Barbie in the window?”

With a convincing voice, the salesperson replies, “Well, we have ‘Barbie goes to the gym’ for
$19.95, ‘Barbie plays Volleyball’ for $19.95, ‘Barbie goes Shopping’ for $19.95, ‘Barbie goes
to the Beach’ for $19.95, and ‘Divorced Barbie’ for $265.95.”

The surprised man asks, “What? Why does the divorced Barbie cost $265.95 when the rest are
only $19.95?”

The salesperson responds, “Sir, the ‘Divorced Barbie’ comes with Ken’s car, Ken’s house,
Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture, Ken’s computer, and one of Ken’s friends.”

Never trust women. The vast majority are manipulative and extremely materialistic. If you're not tall, handsome, have a nice car/job, then you're pretty much fucked buddy.


That's all women care about.

[waraabe251]

[Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE]

I don't know how he looks, but a few of the more attractive male members on here don't post this kind of nonsense. So for now, my theory holds.

There are attractive guys on here?



Lol hilarious video..there should be a husband chart

[waraabe251]

I don't know how he looks, but a few of the more attractive male members on here don't post this kind of nonsense. So for now, my theory holds.

you are right , us hotties dont say that shid

[EvolSyawla]

I don't know how he looks, but a few of the more attractive male members on here don't post this kind of nonsense. So for now, my theory holds.

There are attractive guys on here?

Lol hilarious video..there should be a husband chart

Yes. Yes, there are.

And there would be a husband chart, but women aren't that basic. Men come up with the most stupid ideas regarding women, and just because its cool and super macho to make fun of women they think they should beat their chests and tell the world how they unravelled the secret to dating us

[Phinks]

And there would be a husband chart, but women aren't that basic. Men come up with the most stupid ideas regarding women, and just because its cool and super macho to make fun of women they think they should beat their chests and tell the world how they unravelled the secret to dating us

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old
lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.

The genie said,

‘OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah, blah. This is the
fourth time this month and I’m getting a little sick of these wishes,
so you can forget about three. You only get one wish.’

The man sat and thought about it for a while and said,
‘I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii but I’m scared to fly and I get
very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive
over there to visit?’

The genie laughed and said, ‘That’s impossible. Think of the
logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of
the Pacific? Think of how much concrete… how much steel! No, think
of another wish

The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he
said,

‘I’ve been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that
I don’t care and that I’m insensitive. So, I wish that I could
understand women… know how they feel inside and what they’re
thinking when they give me the silent treatment… know why they’re
crying, know what they really want when they say “nothing”… know
how to make them truly happy. .’

The genie said,

‘You want that bridge two lanes or four?’

[Amira143]

A father leaves work a little late one night and, while on his way home, he remembers that he
has not yet purchased a christmas gift for his young daughter.

He quickly parks his car in
front of a toy store and asks the salesperson:
“How much is the Barbie in the window?”

With a convincing voice, the salesperson replies, “Well, we have ‘Barbie goes to the gym’ for
$19.95, ‘Barbie plays Volleyball’ for $19.95, ‘Barbie goes Shopping’ for $19.95, ‘Barbie goes
to the Beach’ for $19.95, and ‘Divorced Barbie’ for $265.95.”

The surprised man asks, “What? Why does the divorced Barbie cost $265.95 when the rest are
only $19.95?”

The salesperson responds, “Sir, the ‘Divorced Barbie’ comes with Ken’s car, Ken’s house,
Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture, Ken’s computer, and one of Ken’s friends.”

Never trust women. The vast majority are manipulative and extremely materialistic. If you're not tall, handsome, have a nice car/job, then you're pretty much fucked buddy.


That's all women care about.

Height represents strength/manliness. Being handsome will make cleaning his dirty sock and undies easier, Job/car represents stability, someone who can provide for his wife and children. That's minimal requirements hardly anything extravagant sxb it's not being materialistic but it's being realistic. just like how you all want a "big booty halimo".

[BlackVelvet]

"Every woman is at least a 4 on the crazy"


Lakinse, that crazy line means the hotter a female the crazier she is. Is that a way of making yourself feel better about not being able to attain the hotter females?

[ZubeirAwal]

A father leaves work a little late one night and, while on his way home, he remembers that he
has not yet purchased a christmas gift for his young daughter.

He quickly parks his car in
front of a toy store and asks the salesperson:
“How much is the Barbie in the window?”

With a convincing voice, the salesperson replies, “Well, we have ‘Barbie goes to the gym’ for
$19.95, ‘Barbie plays Volleyball’ for $19.95, ‘Barbie goes Shopping’ for $19.95, ‘Barbie goes
to the Beach’ for $19.95, and ‘Divorced Barbie’ for $265.95.”

The surprised man asks, “What? Why does the divorced Barbie cost $265.95 when the rest are
only $19.95?”

The salesperson responds, “Sir, the ‘Divorced Barbie’ comes with Ken’s car, Ken’s house,
Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture, Ken’s computer, and one of Ken’s friends.”

Never trust women. The vast majority are manipulative and extremely materialistic. If you're not tall, handsome, have a nice car/job, then you're pretty much fucked buddy.


That's all women care about.

Height represents strength/manliness. Being handsome will make cleaning his dirty sock and undies easier, Job/car represents stability, someone who can provide for he's wife and children. That's minimal requirements hardly anything extravagant sxb it's not being materialistic but it's being realistic. just like how you all want a "big booty halimo".

I meet 2 of the requirements , driving hooyo's car doesn't count

[Phinks]

Height represents strength/manliness.

So fuck all the other guys below 180 cm right? So they don't have the right to reproduce right?


Jesus Christ.

Being handsome will make cleaning his dirty sock and undies easier,

What does this even mean?




Looks are not everything.

Job/car represents stability, someone who can provide for his wife and children.

But is a 6 figure income really needed? A Diamond ring and a aross entailing 20,000$ ?

just like how you all want a "big booty halimo".

[Keyblade]

^ Just because women prefer taller men (or whatever other feature) doesn't mean they completely write off shorter ones. Just like you might prefer women with certain features, it doesn't mean you don't consider women who don't have them. Cut out the beta persecution complex stuff sxb

[Alshabaibe]

"Every woman is at least a 4 on the crazy"


Lakinse, that crazy line means the hotter a female the crazier she is. Is that a way of making yourself feel better about not being able to attain the hotter females?

Exactly. Theres few exceptions, as barney points out.

[Phinks]

^ Just because women prefer taller men (or whatever other feature) doesn't mean they completely write off shorter ones. Just like you might prefer women with certain features, it doesn't mean you don't consider women who don't have them. Cut out the beta persecution complex stuff sxb

I'm 6'1


And men don't really want that much in a women. Just a average face and a nice personality but women on the other hand want an inexorable list of qualities in a man because they've been watching too many movies such as Twilight and Notebook.


But then again, I wouldn't expect a mangina to understand so keep it moving phaggot.

[GeoSeven]

@ she's a tranny

On a serious note though, some of the most incredibly attractive females out there are among the most passive creatures you'll ever come across...the kind of passive that would weigh on your conscience if you so much as even contemplate any inappropriateness.