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Beardless men = soft like most like skin dudes. (My opinion) I don't think I have a "type" lakin mal mahaan this weird liking for beards came over me :/
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AhlulbaytSoldier wrote:So the wise Pastor spoke and his followers rejoiced saying :let us be the saved group to follow your warnings but most men detest warnings. By Your Lord! The tribes and the nations of Zoo will hate you because truthful follow guidance as for the liars soon they will meet deception. And the Sinful ones say: O Pastor verily we are waiting for glorious sign from the Near Heaven. Bring us to the Savior of Planet Zadon for we fear a painful day. The Pastor went and they too went.


Do you have a beard?
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waraabe251 wrote:archbishop Desmond tutu LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Mudane silence and hear the cry of the caller.
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Colonel wrote:I thank you, Archbishop Desmond Hutu, for presenting me with this platform.

They (Zoomalis) enjoy the evil and mock the good, they (Zoomalis) are a people of great transgression. And their men of leadership are weak and corrupt, except for a few amongst them such as Imam Al Hassan Al Turki. Yet they reject such good men.

They (Zoomalis) have instead chosen the beast from the earth as their guardian, they are indeed hurdled around like the cattle they are. Indeed, this name we have placed on them (Zoo) is well fitting. Truly, we are a people of fairness.

We warn you, oh people of the Zoo, soon you will be struck with a thousand diseases. Then the name (Zoo) will become reality, for indeed a great many amongst you will be no better than the ape or swine.

And it will be such that one of them will be found in Puntland saying "I was once a human being". And another in Somaliland saying "will I ever return to human shape? That would indeed be a great ictiraaf".

But most amongst them do not understand.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :lol: :lol: :lol: Indeed you have spoken the Word.

The Gospel of Pastor Colonel From the Planet of Zoo, warning the people of Zadon
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Amira143 wrote:Beardless men = soft like most like skin dudes. (My opinion) I don't think I have a "type" lakin mal mahaan this weird liking for beards came over me :/
I just got done with the shaving kit......Give me a month or so Image
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Amira143 wrote:
AhlulbaytSoldier wrote:So the wise Pastor spoke and his followers rejoiced saying :let us be the saved group to follow your warnings but most men detest warnings. By Your Lord! The tribes and the nations of Zoo will hate you because truthful follow guidance as for the liars soon they will meet deception. And the Sinful ones say: O Pastor verily we are waiting for glorious sign from the Near Heaven. Bring us to the Savior of Planet Zadon for we fear a painful day. The Pastor went and they too went.


Do you have a beard?

Yeah below :up:
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What is the matter with these 2 girls that they sit in the middle of men conversing? This is indeed a trait of the people of Zadon.

One will end up with Abu De'Shawn Bryant while the other will be single at 35, unless they depart from their evil ways.

But they indeed hate the advise of elders and love the ill-manners of Zadon. So away with them (the People of Zadon).
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Sulfur wrote:
Amira143 wrote:Beardless men = soft like most like skin dudes. (My opinion) I don't think I have a "type" lakin mal mahaan this weird liking for beards came over me :/
I just got done with the shaving kit......Give me a month or so Image
#TeamGarMaLayte :tocry:
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My beard won't even grow, instead, I have a reverse bidaar growing on the lower part of my face, a slightly visible moustache, sideburns, but nothing on the chin, to make things worse, right above my adam's apple there's hair growing, Image . But I'm only 19 so this might not be the case in the coming years, :blessed:
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Colonel wrote:What is the matter with these 2 girls that they sit in the middle of men conversing? This is indeed a trait of the people of Zadon.

One will end up with Abu De'Shawn Bryant while the other will be single at 35, unless they depart from their evil ways.

But they indeed hate the advise of elders and love the ill-manners of Zadon. So away with them (the People of Zadon).
LOL, Oh weird one, this was my first thread troll :) and it felt good, but must say sorry. Please carry on with the gibberish enlightenment.


Zubeiroo, you're only 19 kiddo plenty of time for your mane to grow.

Sulfur, why are you trying to attain the baby butt smooth face look? Embrace the beard. Fuzzy face is far more desirable.

Gboy, you shave too?? Tsk tsk.
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What are these bastors on about.?I am baasto the beardo unit.
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