snet lax (sheep) of the week trophy

[LobsterUnit]

Did you read the above. Baasto, get your reading glasses thursday.

[garoweboy]

The Djabouti nigga, MaliaPrince, Waraabe, Xildiid etc waa wada sambacyiin.

[visious]

nominate Khalid7 and aragsanahmed "Hargeisa will pass Dubai in 10 years"

[LobsterUnit]

This guy won it for his creativity.

asalama `alaykum muslims,ciise,maybe we need to cover the basics;> i do not know about where the  ciise came from  and> if the ciise tribe is darood (an arab) or if the ciise> is isaaq (a jew), but i thought that (according to the theory)> the warsangelis and the dhulbahantes were arabs (daroods).ciise was the son of daarood -- who like, tanade, sade, kablalah,wersengali -- became his own tribe. ciise is a rare today...and only afew people of him remain. according to legends, ciise...went intoethiopia - and ethiopia slaughtered his progeny through conflict. i,ahmad, have never met a ciise person...but only heard of them. i metsomeone who *claimed* to have been ciise...hehehe!> but looks like the name ciise suggests that ciise was a> jew---thus, a isaaq.  wasn't jesus (ciise) a jew?SINCE i'm darood, lets talk about darood first;well, that is ASSUMING that darood was "arab". such name does not existin the history of `arabs -- but the name tharod was always present amongthe israelites...and later assyrians took the name...when the assyrianking enslaved the jewish people. a famous king of the land ofcanaan...was named "HEROD" -- he was half jew. his older brother's namewas tharod.(which is pronounced; DAROOD).the point is -- wheather...darood was assyrian or israelite - historydefinitely suggests he was not arab. at this time of history, theassyrians were A DIFFERENT nation than the arabism they claim today.they were, like the babylon and canaan and persia, their own people.therefore, if darood was actually assyrian...then he wasn't arab. and ifhe was a syrian -- he could not name his sons; "tanade" and "ciisa"which are jewish names. the name "TANADE" is derived from the hebrewword; "tanad"(pronounced as TANAAD) it was not accident that the onlyfamous leelkase hotel/restaurant in mogadishu was named; "TANAAD".today, when you ask most leelkase what exactly "TANAAD" means...theyhave NO CLUE. the restaurant tanaad was located on the villagehawl-wadaag...in the bar ubax area...and was exactly the opposite of thecarwo idko...of mogadishu...but the other side of "jidka sodonka". thisis if you have been there...or remember.and "SADE" OY VEY!!! this is  a perfect example of daarood's jewish'influence'. before you look anywhere else -- the 18th letter of thehebrew alphabete is "SAADE" -- the jews of today...who are mostlyeuropean and is hard for them to pronounce semitic pronounciations...sayit as; "SADHE"(sounding like...SAAD-HE) because they cannot say;"SAADE"...they just have trouble saying it CORRECTLY. there is a sitewhere a european jewish descent...makes the words. visithttp://aish.com/literacy/judaism123/Learn_the_Hebrew_Letters.asp andread the FIFTH line...downwards. and like the arabic, read from theleft; it will read; "Saad-he" and then "saad-he sovfit"the hebrew word was not spoken for two centuries -- after that...theeuropean jews re-brought it again...and this time...it was MUCHdifferent from the ancient hebrew language in pronounciation. so, whenthey saw; "SAADE"(which is what sade is derived from) they simply couldnot say it...and it became to them like "SAAD HE"today, *SADEH* remains as a name among the jews...since the hebrewlanguage was re-introduced. it's RARE -- like the "SADE" or "SADEH" ofthe daarood/somali name is rare. i've only met ONE person in my entirelife named 'sade'. visit the following sites with JEWISH sadeh names;http://www.m-sadeh.org.il/ about Kibbutzim in israelhttp://www.geocities.com/Paris/Cinema/9662/about the jewish poetpinchas sadehhttp://www.gilart.co.il/  about a jewish artist gil sadehuhm, hehehe...need i say more? AS FOR kablalah, there is a word VERY close to that in hebrew, andespecially in judaism(the religion of the jews) called; KABALLAH. theword means "TO RECIEVE" -- maybe when darood named his first child"KABLALAH" he meant "THE ONE I RECIEVED"??? SINCE...no somali knows whatit "means". i asked alot of majeerteens...what exactly their fathers'name meant. they had NO clue.AS for WERSENGALI. today, there are alot of *wersen* means; "to be hold"and the word "GALI" is derived from the name of GALILEE, a holy regionin israel. so, could wersengali mean; " the beholder of galilee"??? idon't know.and, finally, ciisa -- the name ESSAU(in hebrew) is pronounced EXACTLY,or so was pronounced exactly, like CIISA. so, while, the jews, somalis,and arabs WRITE them ALL differently, the name is CIISA inpronounciation. all, in arabic(ISA -- which is truly CIISA) and inhebre(ESSAU -- which is truly CIISA) and CIISA...are all thesame...REFFERING to the same man, the second son of Nebiyullahi Isxaaqor Isaac...or ISAAQ. there was a REASON why god named nebiyullahi ciisa,ciisa...because -- like ciisa ibn isxaaq, ciisa was going to berejected...which happened.MAYBE -- isaaq and darood were, after all, brothers??? maybe thisexplains why the darood progeny chose the isaaq lands of north? eventhose who did not go north, such as parts of kablalah and sade andtanade, etc -- they never inter-wingled with their neighbors as thosenorth did with the isaaq.BTW, how is that for some theory? the darood always rejectbeing "HEBREWS" for the sole purpose of -- they think "HEBREWS" and"JEWS" are the same. this is far from the truth. the JEWS...are acocamae nation...which is a nation through RELIGIOUS...and not by blood,unlike HEBREW. many jews get offended when you reffer them to as'hebrews' or 'israelites'...because they KNOW they are not hebrews norisraelites, BUT i doubt somalis darood know that... peace - ahmad!Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/

[Casanova25]

You want the Lax?

Ladies and Gents I present to you the Lax of the next 10 weeks---> Lady Basra, there is so many quotes that i can't find one.

[AbkoowDhiblaawe]

Lol Casanova is this weeks lax with that thread.

[thehappyone]

Rating Scale:
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nigga look like he got downs syndrome, fuck outta here

[Bari14]

^ That widows peak though

[FarhanYare]

@ the happyone.
The mods here only selectively moderate.

[anzeloti]

[Jeffo]

[garoweboy]

TH1

[Adali]

I must have been a cat in another life, because I want to murder than man who pressed that button, maybe the cat was having fun and it was just play time, however there is no way to tell, I can just imagine that the cat was experiencing extreme pain and panic being locked in a small space which is being flooded.

[Jeffo]

I must have been a cat in another life, because I want to murder than man who pressed that button, maybe the cat was having fun and it was just play time, however there is no way to tell, I can just imagine that the cat was experiencing extreme pain and panic being locked in a small space which is being flooded.

They call it the "Kitty Spa", very inhumane. Nothing therapeutic about it.

Yes, who doesn't want a clean cat but the amount of fear in the cat...

[Adali]

I must have been a cat in another life, because I want to murder than man who pressed that button, maybe the cat was having fun and it was just play time, however there is no way to tell, I can just imagine that the cat was experiencing extreme pain and panic being locked in a small space which is being flooded.

They call it the "Kitty Spa", very inhumane. Nothing therapeutic about it.

Yes, who doesn't want a clean cat but the amount of fear in the cat...

It is clearly animal cruelty, very appalling indeed, totally unacceptable in 2014.