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Adali wrote:I was sitting comfortably on a nice chair in Starbucks when this East Asian indhayar guy comes and ask me if he can sit directly opposite to me, I could careless as I was on the phone, but when I finished my call he tells me "don't I know you" and I immediately respond "Naahhh" because I don't like talking to strangers, started rereading some texts I got that day just to keep myself busy as I was uncomfortable, he kept asking me questions trying to explain that he knows me, it was weird, eventually I had to flee the scene, long time since I had to move away from a normal looking person acting weird.

blizzard90 wrote:this African man wearing a suite came up to me and said "please spit on my hands I'll give you £30" I was like wtf, walahi he was serious. I walked away and saw him asking other people

I probably would have looked around and asked the person if they were youtube pranking me

blizzard90 wrote:I came out of walthamstow tube station a while ago and this African man wearing a suite came up to me and said "please spit on my hands I'll give you £30" I was like wtf, walahi he was serious. I walked away and saw him asking other people

ahahahahahahaha only london!

I probably experienced the most weirdest stuff on Snet lol too many stories

Advo wrote:I got a friend that watches comedy shows all the time, he stares at the screen but never laughs, after the show is done, he would be like "that show was hilarious" in serious face and will repeat it. I think this nygga perfected the art of silent laughter.

Wait, u didn't ask him where he knows u from, b cuz u were told not to talk to Strangers? How old are u, 13?

Either he was hitting on you, or he does remember u from somewhere. Least you could do was ask him where he remembers u from.

It's u who is the socially ackward on this one.

Maybe it would not have been weird if you answered his bloody questions.

Jasmine6 wrote:

Advo wrote:I got a friend that watches comedy shows all the time, he stares at the screen but never laughs, after the show is done, he would be like "that show was hilarious" in serious face and will repeat it. I think this nygga perfected the art of silent laughter.

Classiq wrote:I probably experienced the most weirdest stuff on Snet lol too many stories

LOL share some.

blizzard90 wrote:I came out of walthamstow tube station a while ago and this African man wearing a suite came up to me and said "please spit on my hands I'll give you £30" I was like wtf, walahi he was serious. I walked away and saw him asking other people

He wanted to avoid paying for child support from his ex, so he wanted your DNA to prove the child ain't his. Either that or he would have done some voodoo on you.

LOL @ your stinky socks story SaacJabshee. Fast forward a few months "Habaryaro inantaada an guursado", "war ma kii soksyaasha urayey watey baad aheyd?"

Amira143 wrote:

Classiq wrote:I probably experienced the most weirdest stuff on Snet lol too many stories

LOL share some.

Theres a list lol

-Being told i needed to be sacrificed
-Being chased by a woman who claimed she was a ethiopian emperor
-Me and my friend were chased by 3 German Sheppards
-Seen a man jump down from the 7th floor of a building and walk it off

The list goes on

I witnessed this yesterday. Just after lunch, I was in the men's room brushing my teeth. This new guy comes in...all 3 stalls are busy. He proceeds to take off his shoes and his pants, keeps his shirt on and uses the urinal for kaadi. I wasn't watching him btw but I saw what he was up to because he folded his pants and left them on the counter of the sink by me. Once done, he puts his pants back on, his shoes, washes his hands and walks out.

Classiq wrote:

Amira143 wrote:

Classiq wrote:I probably experienced the most weirdest stuff on Snet lol too many stories

LOL share some.

Theres a list lol

-Being told i needed to be sacrificed
-Being chased by a woman who claimed she was a ethiopian emperor
-Me and my friend were chased by 3 German Sheppards
-Seen a man jump down from the 7th floor of a building and walk it off

The list goes on

Would you be so kind to share the Ethiopian one? Lol I'm chuckling just thinking about it.

Skippa wrote:I witnessed this yesterday. Just after lunch, I was in the men's room brushing my teeth. This new guy comes in...all 3 stalls are busy. He proceeds to take off his shoes and his pants, keeps his shirt on and uses the urinal for kaadi. I wasn't watching him btw but I saw what he was up to because he folded his pants and left them on the counter of the sink by me. Once done, he puts his pants back on, his shoes, washes his hands and walks out.

oh i saw that before! there's this lil boy age 9 fresh from pakistan (somali kid btw) staying at my friends house. when he needs the washroom he does the same thing. Doesnt want to get pee on his clothes. i told him yo u can't do that in public...but ahh who cares...he will learn the hard way

@Amira I was chased by this woman one day when i was walking home from school during my elementary school years, there were alot of people walking home and not just me but she decided to walk up to me and ask me what my name was,i told her then started to walk away.She walked in front of me saying do you know who i am, i said no. She said i am a ethiopian emperor, daughter of jah, i told her i needed to get home, shes like no my son, come with me .Fear took control of me wallahi she looked just like erykah badu with the head wrap. I started following her a little bit intill she didnt have her full concentration on me ie she looked away or something. She dropped something or something fell out of her pocked idk but wallahi i dashed the hell out of there. She chased me all the way to my hood IN HIGH HEELS AND A DRESS yelling come here. This woman was no joke when i look back at it. When i got to my neighbourhood there was these somali guys outside, they chased her ass down like 3 lights. Since that day i never walked to school. I wish someday i accidentally run into her, so i can break her teeth lol i hate crazy people

Classiq wrote:@Amira I was chased by this woman one day when i was walking home from school during my elementary school years, there were alot of people walking home and not just me but she decided to walk up to me and ask me what my name was,i told her then started to walk away.She walked in front of me saying do you know who i am, i said no. She said i am a ethiopian emperor, daughter of jah, i told her i needed to get home, shes like no my son, come with me .Fear took control of me wallahi she looked just like erykah badu with the head wrap. I started following her a little bit intill she didnt have her full concentration on me ie she looked away or something. She dropped something or something fell out of her pocked idk but wallahi i dashed the hell out of there. She chased me all the way to my hood IN HIGH HEELS AND A DRESS yelling come here. This woman was no joke when i look back at it. When i got to my neighbourhood there was these somali guys outside, they chased her ass down like 3 lights. Since that day i never walked to school. I wish someday i accidentally run into her, so i can break her teeth lol i hate crazy people

LMAO! I shouldn't be laughing Walahi that's some crazy ishh as a child. Wa Sikatay. Btw thanks for sharing.