Funny Somali Sayings

[GAMES]

Geel Geel wado, iyo
Nin naagi wado, midna kaama leexdaan.

[Marques]

Kuunto wixii loo kuusey karaamo lee mooho

[theyuusuf143]

"Caruur Caruur aan lala ciyaarin
baa jira" use when you see big guy karbaashed by unlikely kid, girl or skinny ass nigga.

"Sidi sididaada mooyee dhul udhacagaa hubso" its used when you see weak person eager to fight or do some other physical challenge.

"Naagi yaryaraysi maleh" use if you see a man probably old man looking for a young chick, because he cant handle.

[GAMES]

Kuunto wixii loo kuusey, kastuumana loogu geliyey, karaamo lee mooho

Fixed!

[0sman]

I thought the theme was 'funny' sayings, not just any saying, no? The one posted Marques is the funniest so far (imo).

I can't remember now but most of the reer Xamar sayings are funny.

[GAMES]

Doofaar iyo Daarood, midna ma daa hiro.

[Jabuutawi]

I heard one that used to be said in Djibouti. (Now,now, be good sports)

It goes:

''Heey...eee Faraaanziiskuu waa in-aga... ee camalkiisaa cadeeye!''



Another one is : ''Maa anaa waalan misa Cadan baa laga heesaya?''


Post interesting Somali sayings or proverbs

Wrong. It does not even rhyme.

[Jabuutawi]

This is not a Somali saying, but sure as heck funny though. My favorites are #13, #14 & #19.

[MissFiora]

^ LMAO boyfreen = boyfriend gaalfreen=girlfriend
I don't know of funny mahmahs

[Marques]

Weetabix - witabokis
Police - boolis
Challenge - jalanj
Chance - jaanis
Jacket - jakat
Spoon - isbuun
Hello - hallow
Elephant Castle - eleben kasal
Sainsbury - sanisberi
Vimto - fiinto
Bolognese - bolonees

[Bella18]

Reer xamar sayings are funny

1.Xanfar haddii aas jiro samsamaaniko haku wareegin.

2.Wixii baalal leh waa buubeene dooro wixii laa buubi weysay ku xumee lee mahinoo

3.Hadii xoog wax aas taraayo, maroodi aa maalin cadeey xamar soo gali lahaa.

[Expresso]

@Jabuutaawi, it was said by a man and it became a running joke. 4 generations of ancestry baad la hadlaysa


Other funny ones: ha noqon sidii doqontii hadhuudhka ridiqday..ridiqday..hadana inti yareedna ka kacday

Sakaaroo xaar muuqda ayey qariisa

[Skippa]

kaleeta iyo mukeega martan boor dawdaa