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Re: She wants iPhone 6 Plus for mehr

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Jabuutawi wrote:
Lol He's defo gonna share that girl
With whom? :notsure:

She will be getting her freak on with more than one iPhone giver, fo sho.

Farax comes out ahead though. Cost of the phone will come down drastically over the years. You are assuming the cost of the phone and contract plan would stay the same for 50 years, nope.
Someone that obsessed with having the latest and greatest phone with the best camera on the market? And homegirl wrote down in the contract that her phone bill has to paid or she'll up and leave? And she doesn't work? He's gonna share her. I'm 90% sure.
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Xalimos and their cheapness. :wow:
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DANGIRL wrote:Xalimos and their cheapness. :wow:
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Re: She wants iPhone 6 Plus for mehr

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Lillaahiya wrote:
Jabuutawi wrote:
Lol He's defo gonna share that girl
With whom? :notsure:

She will be getting her freak on with more than one iPhone giver, fo sho.

Farax comes out ahead though. Cost of the phone will come down drastically over the years. You are assuming the cost of the phone and contract plan would stay the same for 50 years, nope.
Someone that obsessed with having the latest and greatest phone with the best camera on the market? And homegirl wrote down in the contract that her phone bill has to paid or she'll up and leave? And she doesn't work? He's gonna share her. I'm 90% sure.
Instead of sharing Family Plan, she will be sharing the Farax Plan...lol.

In all seriousness, asking for a new phone every two years, paid or unpaid, is not much to ask. Having a smartphone is a necessity in today's world. Some carriers would pay off your contract just to sign up with them for two years with a newer plan and phone...worth it, if she is good looking in my book.

Someone said here, she'd want a honeymoon in the Bahamas or something, $$$ and a Bimmer. 2 out of 3 I would acquiesce. The honeymoon, money and diamonds but instead of the Bimmer a Honda Odyssey (already there is a Bimmer in the house) with 8 passenger seats. Gotta fill those seats with juniors and juniorettes.
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Re: She wants iPhone 6 Plus for mehr

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Stupid skinny over spending on some random xalimo who's probably going to get fat in like three years, while the white converts get it for half an apple
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Lucky indeed. waa fariid
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jamal9 wrote:Sorry, forgot to add one more detail. The phone will be on 2-year contract plan and he has to buy her a new iPhone (the top model with maximum storage) at the end of each 2-year contract. If the iPhone contract is not renewed, then marriage contract ends as well. They have this written down by 2 sheikhs. And of course he will pay for the wedding, rent and furnish the apartment, pay for all bills (she will be a stay-at-home wife). There 22-27yrs old.

I think she is a smart ass woman. If marriage lasts for 50yrs, that's 25 iPhones (about $50,000, i.e. iPhone + Plan).
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Re: She wants iPhone 6 Plus for mehr

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Jabuutawi wrote:
In all seriousness, asking for a new phone every two years, paid or unpaid, is not much to ask. Having a smartphone is a necessity in today's world. Some carriers would pay off your contract just to sign up with them for two years with a newer plan and phone...worth it, if she is good looking in my book.
You find nothing wrong with the fact that if you don't get her the latest iPhone every 2 years, she will terminate the marriage?

Smh, you gon learn the hard way. Illahay baad leedahay.
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BlackRain wrote:Stupid skinny over spending on some random xalimo who's probably going to get fat in like three years, while the white converts get it for half an apple
This!
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Julkimi wrote:She must be really cheap. I will demand 30 thousand dollars of gold and diamonds.. plus 14 days of carribean honey moon. Brand new car, preferably BMW.
the Prophet (saw) said, blessed is the woman who's engagement and dowry are easy. that blessing is no doubt greater than what men might gather..
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Re: She wants iPhone 6 Plus for mehr

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Methylamine wrote: he demands his mehr back

What type of indian giving jerk asks for his meher back?
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Re: She wants iPhone 6 Plus for mehr

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I don't understand why these xalimos think they worth shit lmao. I swear on my mommas life I ain't gnna ever gnna give my wife jack shit but the pipe.it should be a privilege to be married to a MJ nigga oo royal ah
...anything else and she being ungrateful af. If that bitch starts asking for shit imma slap her up
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Inshallah my wife meher will be $800.
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Re: She wants iPhone 6 Plus for mehr

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lol ihone 6 plus for mehr? yarta caadi maahan!!! :lol:

Man, my xaliimo is planning to demand that i cannot marry another women. :sadcam:
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Re: She wants iPhone 6 Plus for mehr

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Gabre wrote:Somali girls and apple meher maxaa kala haysta :wow:
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