My Somalinet crush..

[BlackVelvet]

You just put down 3 outstanding young women in here. Shame on you THO, I didn't expect rudeness like that from you. And there is a catch with me.

None of the above, but since you put them on blast I will confess: I'm a nut!

Only one man can keep up with a nut like me, and he wouldn't put down other women... especially in a burst like this.

One day we shall meet ...preferably in tdot

I would only be meeting one male off the site

Love is in the air

[Vivacious]

My first forum crush was sophisticate. I thought she was smart and interesting and her profile pic was easy on the eye.
As I got to know her I realised she's not 100% in the head, maybe too smart for her own good. She is extremely selfabsorbed lives in her own world, you'll notice that she never laughs at anyone's joke. she never laughs at all. She has no funnybone, intelligence is more important to her than laughter. Then came the final straw, her tinychat baggage. God this girl got too much baggage. Okay she's a virgin but I prefer a girl who has had one sexual relationship than a girl who has 50 nonsexual relationship. Cant keep an eye on 50 blokes so I dropped her. Then my crush was Julkimi, i thought like myself she grew up in a middle class white suburb. She looked classy and not a follower, but unfortunately I was completely wrong. Her feisty unneccessary arguments made me realise she's just a ratchet girl from the ghetto. Her favourite line is `i need a man that can handle me', your not a zoo animal, handle yourself. I dropped amira as soon as I realised she was a girl that stood me up a long time ago. Then came lovealways, this girl had everything, the personality, the intelligence, and even the looks. But my dad told me if something is too good to be true stay away. She is either a catfish or there is something horribly wrong with her, crippled? midget? not born a a woman? If it's the last one I can live with it cause the surgeon did a brilliant job but I think it's something more sinister. Eitherway it isn't meant to be cause she's out of my league. I dont want to walk down the street with her and people thinking oh he must be rich, oh he must have done voodoo on her. Im off to my shitty job.

Goodness gracious

[YummyMummy]

My first forum crush was sophisticate. I thought she was smart and interesting and her profile pic was easy on the eye.
As I got to know her I realised she's not 100% in the head, maybe too smart for her own good. She is extremely selfabsorbed lives in her own world, you'll notice that she never laughs at anyone's joke. she never laughs at all. She has no funnybone, intelligence is more important to her than laughter. Then came the final straw, her tinychat baggage. God this girl got too much baggage. Okay she's a virgin but I prefer a girl who has had one sexual relationship than a girl who has 50 nonsexual relationship. Cant keep an eye on 50 blokes so I dropped her. Then my crush was Julkimi, i thought like myself she grew up in a middle class white suburb. She looked classy and not a follower, but unfortunately I was completely wrong. Her feisty unneccessary arguments made me realise she's just a ratchet girl from the ghetto. Her favourite line is `i need a man that can handle me', your not a zoo animal, handle yourself. I dropped amira as soon as I realised she was a girl that stood me up a long time ago. Then came lovealways, this girl had everything, the personality, the intelligence, and even the looks. But my dad told me if something is too good to be true stay away. She is either a catfish or there is something horribly wrong with her, crippled? midget? not born a a woman? If it's the last one I can live with it cause the surgeon did a brilliant job but I think it's something more sinister. Eitherway it isn't meant to be cause she's out of my league. I dont want to walk down the street with her and people thinking oh he must be rich, oh he must have done voodoo on her. Im off to my shitty job.

Goodness gracious

The individual analysis though I'm almost offended I'm not on his list, given our bashaaling & kaftaming

[Vivacious]

Never had any kaftan walaa baashaal with him nor do I want to now but his analysis are crazy wallahi. Bisinka!

[ZubeirAwal]

My first forum crush was sophisticate. I thought she was smart and interesting and her profile pic was easy on the eye.
As I got to know her I realised she's not 100% in the head, maybe too smart for her own good. She is extremely selfabsorbed lives in her own world, you'll notice that she never laughs at anyone's joke. she never laughs at all. She has no funnybone, intelligence is more important to her than laughter. Then came the final straw, her tinychat baggage. God this girl got too much baggage. Okay she's a virgin but I prefer a girl who has had one sexual relationship than a girl who has 50 nonsexual relationship. Cant keep an eye on 50 blokes so I dropped her. Then my crush was Julkimi, i thought like myself she grew up in a middle class white suburb. She looked classy and not a follower, but unfortunately I was completely wrong. Her feisty unneccessary arguments made me realise she's just a ratchet girl from the ghetto. Her favourite line is `i need a man that can handle me', your not a zoo animal, handle yourself. I dropped amira as soon as I realised she was a girl that stood me up a long time ago. Then came lovealways, this girl had everything, the personality, the intelligence, and even the looks. But my dad told me if something is too good to be true stay away. She is either a catfish or there is something horribly wrong with her, crippled? midget? not born a a woman? If it's the last one I can live with it cause the surgeon did a brilliant job but I think it's something more sinister. Eitherway it isn't meant to be cause she's out of my league. I dont want to walk down the street with her and people thinking oh he must be rich, oh he must have done voodoo on her. Im off to my shitty job.

War ma okay baatahay hadaad nin la saaxatid?




@Julkimi, I know you love me babes.

[YummyMummy]

Never had any kaftan walaa baashaal with him nor do I want to now but his analysis are crazy wallahi. Bisinka!

You shouldn't knock it till you've tried it. See our Jeffo? TheHappyOne is a grown up version of that

[Vivacious]

^ They are funny though.

My first forum crush was sophisticate. I thought she was smart and interesting and her profile pic was easy on the eye.
As I got to know her I realised she's not 100% in the head, maybe too smart for her own good. She is extremely selfabsorbed lives in her own world, you'll notice that she never laughs at anyone's joke. she never laughs at all. She has no funnybone, intelligence is more important to her than laughter. Then came the final straw, her tinychat baggage. God this girl got too much baggage. Okay she's a virgin but I prefer a girl who has had one sexual relationship than a girl who has 50 nonsexual relationship. Cant keep an eye on 50 blokes so I dropped her. Then my crush was Julkimi, i thought like myself she grew up in a middle class white suburb. She looked classy and not a follower, but unfortunately I was completely wrong. Her feisty unneccessary arguments made me realise she's just a ratchet girl from the ghetto. Her favourite line is `i need a man that can handle me', your not a zoo animal, handle yourself. I dropped amira as soon as I realised she was a girl that stood me up a long time ago. Then came lovealways, this girl had everything, the personality, the intelligence, and even the looks. But my dad told me if something is too good to be true stay away. She is either a catfish or there is something horribly wrong with her, crippled? midget? not born a a woman? If it's the last one I can live with it cause the surgeon did a brilliant job but I think it's something more sinister. Eitherway it isn't meant to be cause she's out of my league. I dont want to walk down the street with her and people thinking oh he must be rich, oh he must have done voodoo on her. Im off to my shitty job.

War ma okay baatahay hadaad nin la saaxatid?

I can't stop laughing walee

[thehappyone]

It's impossible for a loser like me to offend anyone especially someone as successfull as sophisticate, but I feel I owe her an apology.

lovealways, when it doesn't go right with him i'll be there for you

[EvolSyawla]

I think I'm good walaal, but thank you. (He's reading the thread too loll )

[Amira143]

My first forum crush was sophisticate. I thought she was smart and interesting and her profile pic was easy on the eye.
As I got to know her I realised she's not 100% in the head, maybe too smart for her own good. She is extremely selfabsorbed lives in her own world, you'll notice that she never laughs at anyone's joke. she never laughs at all. She has no funnybone, intelligence is more important to her than laughter. Then came the final straw, her tinychat baggage. God this girl got too much baggage. Okay she's a virgin but I prefer a girl who has had one sexual relationship than a girl who has 50 nonsexual relationship. Cant keep an eye on 50 blokes so I dropped her. Then my crush was Julkimi, i thought like myself she grew up in a middle class white suburb. She looked classy and not a follower, but unfortunately I was completely wrong. Her feisty unneccessary arguments made me realise she's just a ratchet girl from the ghetto. Her favourite line is `i need a man that can handle me', your not a zoo animal, handle yourself. I dropped amira as soon as I realised she was a girl that stood me up a long time ago. Then came lovealways, this girl had everything, the personality, the intelligence, and even the looks. But my dad told me if something is too good to be true stay away. She is either a catfish or there is something horribly wrong with her, crippled? midget? not born a a woman? If it's the last one I can live with it cause the surgeon did a brilliant job but I think it's something more sinister. Eitherway it isn't meant to be cause she's out of my league. I dont want to walk down the street with her and people thinking oh he must be rich, oh he must have done voodoo on her. Im off to my shitty job.

War ma okay baatahay hadaad nin la saaxatid?




@Julkimi, I know you love me babes.

Zubier, you're killing me with this! Stooooop hahahah.


Evol, awe I'm well jell.

[thehappyone]

how do u know he's reading?? he's there with you already!

I won't give up, you can even marry him, i'll wait till u divorce, only time ill give up is if you have a son, if you have a girl i will raise her as my own but i cant raise another mans son

[Jeffo]

Welcome back. My friend.

[garoweboy]

Lol TH1 LoveAsAlways ninkeeda Meshan buu ka qarabta.

[thehappyone]

Welcome back. My friend.

man like jeffo, im not back sxb i dont even know why im posting

Lol TH1 LoveAsAlways ninkeeda Meshan buu ka qarabta.

just an snet guy i was worried for a second

[garoweboy]

I miss Alshabaibe Hope she comes back soon.