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EvolSyawla wrote:

FieldMarshalMenace wrote:

EvolSyawla wrote:

You just put down 3 outstanding young women in here. Shame on you THO, I didn't expect rudeness like that from you. And there is a catch with me.

None of the above, but since you put them on blast I will confess: I'm a nut!

Only one man can keep up with a nut like me, and he wouldn't put down other women... especially in a burst like this.

One day we shall meet ...preferably in tdot

I would only be meeting one male off the site

thehappyone wrote:My first forum crush was sophisticate. I thought she was smart and interesting and her profile pic was easy on the eye.
As I got to know her I realised she's not 100% in the head, maybe too smart for her own good. She is extremely selfabsorbed lives in her own world, you'll notice that she never laughs at anyone's joke. she never laughs at all. She has no funnybone, intelligence is more important to her than laughter. Then came the final straw, her tinychat baggage. God this girl got too much baggage. Okay she's a virgin but I prefer a girl who has had one sexual relationship than a girl who has 50 nonsexual relationship. Cant keep an eye on 50 blokes so I dropped her. Then my crush was Julkimi, i thought like myself she grew up in a middle class white suburb. She looked classy and not a follower, but unfortunately I was completely wrong. Her feisty unneccessary arguments made me realise she's just a ratchet girl from the ghetto. Her favourite line is `i need a man that can handle me', your not a zoo animal, handle yourself. I dropped amira as soon as I realised she was a girl that stood me up a long time ago. Then came lovealways, this girl had everything, the personality, the intelligence, and even the looks. But my dad told me if something is too good to be true stay away. She is either a catfish or there is something horribly wrong with her, crippled? midget? not born a a woman? If it's the last one I can live with it cause the surgeon did a brilliant job but I think it's something more sinister. Eitherway it isn't meant to be cause she's out of my league. I dont want to walk down the street with her and people thinking oh he must be rich, oh he must have done voodoo on her. Im off to my shitty job.

DeeqaDagan wrote:

thehappyone wrote:My first forum crush was sophisticate. I thought she was smart and interesting and her profile pic was easy on the eye.
As I got to know her I realised she's not 100% in the head, maybe too smart for her own good. She is extremely selfabsorbed lives in her own world, you'll notice that she never laughs at anyone's joke. she never laughs at all. She has no funnybone, intelligence is more important to her than laughter. Then came the final straw, her tinychat baggage. God this girl got too much baggage. Okay she's a virgin but I prefer a girl who has had one sexual relationship than a girl who has 50 nonsexual relationship. Cant keep an eye on 50 blokes so I dropped her. Then my crush was Julkimi, i thought like myself she grew up in a middle class white suburb. She looked classy and not a follower, but unfortunately I was completely wrong. Her feisty unneccessary arguments made me realise she's just a ratchet girl from the ghetto. Her favourite line is `i need a man that can handle me', your not a zoo animal, handle yourself. I dropped amira as soon as I realised she was a girl that stood me up a long time ago. Then came lovealways, this girl had everything, the personality, the intelligence, and even the looks. But my dad told me if something is too good to be true stay away. She is either a catfish or there is something horribly wrong with her, crippled? midget? not born a a woman? If it's the last one I can live with it cause the surgeon did a brilliant job but I think it's something more sinister. Eitherway it isn't meant to be cause she's out of my league. I dont want to walk down the street with her and people thinking oh he must be rich, oh he must have done voodoo on her. Im off to my shitty job.

Goodness gracious

thehappyone wrote:My first forum crush was sophisticate. I thought she was smart and interesting and her profile pic was easy on the eye.
As I got to know her I realised she's not 100% in the head, maybe too smart for her own good. She is extremely selfabsorbed lives in her own world, you'll notice that she never laughs at anyone's joke. she never laughs at all. She has no funnybone, intelligence is more important to her than laughter. Then came the final straw, her tinychat baggage. God this girl got too much baggage. Okay she's a virgin but I prefer a girl who has had one sexual relationship than a girl who has 50 nonsexual relationship. Cant keep an eye on 50 blokes so I dropped her. Then my crush was Julkimi, i thought like myself she grew up in a middle class white suburb. She looked classy and not a follower, but unfortunately I was completely wrong. Her feisty unneccessary arguments made me realise she's just a ratchet girl from the ghetto. Her favourite line is `i need a man that can handle me', your not a zoo animal, handle yourself. I dropped amira as soon as I realised she was a girl that stood me up a long time ago. Then came lovealways, this girl had everything, the personality, the intelligence, and even the looks. But my dad told me if something is too good to be true stay away. She is either a catfish or there is something horribly wrong with her, crippled? midget? not born a a woman? If it's the last one I can live with it cause the surgeon did a brilliant job but I think it's something more sinister. Eitherway it isn't meant to be cause she's out of my league. I dont want to walk down the street with her and people thinking oh he must be rich, oh he must have done voodoo on her. Im off to my shitty job.

DeeqaDagan wrote: Never had any kaftan walaa baashaal with him nor do I want to now but his analysis are crazy wallahi. Bisinka!

ZubeirAwal wrote:

thehappyone wrote:My first forum crush was sophisticate. I thought she was smart and interesting and her profile pic was easy on the eye.
As I got to know her I realised she's not 100% in the head, maybe too smart for her own good. She is extremely selfabsorbed lives in her own world, you'll notice that she never laughs at anyone's joke. she never laughs at all. She has no funnybone, intelligence is more important to her than laughter. Then came the final straw, her tinychat baggage. God this girl got too much baggage. Okay she's a virgin but I prefer a girl who has had one sexual relationship than a girl who has 50 nonsexual relationship. Cant keep an eye on 50 blokes so I dropped her. Then my crush was Julkimi, i thought like myself she grew up in a middle class white suburb. She looked classy and not a follower, but unfortunately I was completely wrong. Her feisty unneccessary arguments made me realise she's just a ratchet girl from the ghetto. Her favourite line is `i need a man that can handle me', your not a zoo animal, handle yourself. I dropped amira as soon as I realised she was a girl that stood me up a long time ago. Then came lovealways, this girl had everything, the personality, the intelligence, and even the looks. But my dad told me if something is too good to be true stay away. She is either a catfish or there is something horribly wrong with her, crippled? midget? not born a a woman? If it's the last one I can live with it cause the surgeon did a brilliant job but I think it's something more sinister. Eitherway it isn't meant to be cause she's out of my league. I dont want to walk down the street with her and people thinking oh he must be rich, oh he must have done voodoo on her. Im off to my shitty job.

War ma okay baatahay hadaad nin la saaxatid?

ZubeirAwal wrote:

thehappyone wrote:My first forum crush was sophisticate. I thought she was smart and interesting and her profile pic was easy on the eye.
As I got to know her I realised she's not 100% in the head, maybe too smart for her own good. She is extremely selfabsorbed lives in her own world, you'll notice that she never laughs at anyone's joke. she never laughs at all. She has no funnybone, intelligence is more important to her than laughter. Then came the final straw, her tinychat baggage. God this girl got too much baggage. Okay she's a virgin but I prefer a girl who has had one sexual relationship than a girl who has 50 nonsexual relationship. Cant keep an eye on 50 blokes so I dropped her. Then my crush was Julkimi, i thought like myself she grew up in a middle class white suburb. She looked classy and not a follower, but unfortunately I was completely wrong. Her feisty unneccessary arguments made me realise she's just a ratchet girl from the ghetto. Her favourite line is `i need a man that can handle me', your not a zoo animal, handle yourself. I dropped amira as soon as I realised she was a girl that stood me up a long time ago. Then came lovealways, this girl had everything, the personality, the intelligence, and even the looks. But my dad told me if something is too good to be true stay away. She is either a catfish or there is something horribly wrong with her, crippled? midget? not born a a woman? If it's the last one I can live with it cause the surgeon did a brilliant job but I think it's something more sinister. Eitherway it isn't meant to be cause she's out of my league. I dont want to walk down the street with her and people thinking oh he must be rich, oh he must have done voodoo on her. Im off to my shitty job.

War ma okay baatahay hadaad nin la saaxatid?




@Julkimi, I know you love me babes.

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