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Re: Good sex makes a happy wife

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Twist wrote:Sow maaha, Amiiraay?

What happened to communicating with your significant other & asking them to give you a feedback about your performance? :lol:

Seriously though, if a couple doesn't feel comfortable and isn't open about discussing their bedtime games then there's something seriously wrong with the relationship that needs addressed ASAP. Heck, even if it comes to recording the "game", it better be a consensual act & both individuals should know about & be happy with it then I don't see anything wrong with it (though it's still a good idea to keep in mind if the relationship breaks down what's gonna happen to the videos? I mean, we all know about all the revenge porn and when a jilted/divorced ex partner posts some sensitive stuff on the net etc. It's bloody risky business but there shouldn't be secrecy to it if one wants to dive into that ocean is all I am saying).
Good points :up:

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Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE wrote:Mashallah..Girl i divorced my farax two weeks ago..he sucked in the sack..and kicked his ass out..don't want to get married anytime soon.
Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE wrote:Silic ku nool sodon guursada dhaanta..if ain't satisfying u divorce his lame ass.
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Re: Good sex makes a happy wife

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:lol:

Wallahi Kan even fat Basra ayaa ka yaabtey.Thars got to be one for the books
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Re: Good sex makes a happy wife

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Sulfur wrote:
Twist wrote:Sow maaha, Amiiraay?

What happened to communicating with your significant other & asking them to give you a feedback about your performance? :lol:

Seriously though, if a couple doesn't feel comfortable and isn't open about discussing their bedtime games then there's something seriously wrong with the relationship that needs addressed ASAP. Heck, even if it comes to recording the "game", it better be a consensual act & both individuals should know about & be happy with it then I don't see anything wrong with it (though it's still a good idea to keep in mind if the relationship breaks down what's gonna happen to the videos? I mean, we all know about all the revenge porn and when a jilted/divorced ex partner posts some sensitive stuff on the net etc. It's bloody risky business but there shouldn't be secrecy to it if one wants to dive into that ocean is all I am saying).
Good points :up:

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Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE wrote:Mashallah..Girl i divorced my farax two weeks ago..he sucked in the sack..and kicked his ass out..don't want to get married anytime soon.
Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE wrote:Silic ku nool sodon guursada dhaanta..if ain't satisfying u divorce his lame ass.
LOOOOOOOOOOL!

How did you find those quotes so quick though, Sulfur? Did you bookmark them? :lol:
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Re: Good sex makes a happy wife

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No need for cameras. If you can't tell if your girl is having a good time during the act then your game is already off. Please read up on sex and and try different things to spice it up. Most issues stem from a lack of stamina so try to find different methods to prolong yourself in the bedroom. Also mangoes serve as great replenishment for the male libido :pac:
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Re: Good sex makes a happy wife

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:lol: Ever since the "butterfly and the splitting bamboo" comment, I have had her on speed dial saxib

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Re: Good sex makes a happy wife

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That comment, I remember. Smile is one freaky lady & her man must be one lucky bastard. :whew:

But at the same time she has all the characteristics of a man-eater so it's risky ta call her 'habibti'. :lol:
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Re: Good sex makes a happy wife

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Loll @this thread...are Somali men so backwards that this idea is revolutionary? I'm kidding. But obviously.

Keep your woman satisfied and she will be more than generous in every way. ^__^


Just don't record. Twist, great post awoowe. :up:
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Re: Good sex makes a happy wife

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EvolSyawla wrote:Loll @this thread...are Somali men so backwards that this idea is revolutionary? I'm kidding. But obviously.

Keep your woman satisfied and she will be more than generous in every way. ^__^


Just don't record. Twist, great post awoowe. :up:
It takes two to tango. If the girl sits her ass and expects you be do all the work, then You can't make her happy. Girl have to dress nice put on nice perfume and do a lot of hand work
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Re: Good sex makes a happy wife

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Definitely takes two and of course women need to be participating as much...however it's quite clear who needs to be...dominant. Dominant women is a nice idea once in a while, but isn't that a bit strange?

Also women need alot more work than perfumes and...whatever else you said :lol:
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Re: Good sex makes a happy wife

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^^ :dead: @ "lot of hand work"
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Re: Good sex makes a happy wife

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Lolll basic men :lol:
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Re: Good sex makes a happy wife

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Amira143 wrote:^^ :dead: @ "lot of hand work"
Iska fahan. Massages, cuddling and rubbing
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Re: Good sex makes a happy wife

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I see. Lollll well whatever it entails, no?


I'll stop there with my contributions haha :lol:
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Re: Good sex makes a happy wife

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U gotta love winter.People get friskier on the forums. :lol:

Evol.Tell us more abt this hand work :lol:
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Re: Good sex makes a happy wife

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Amira143 wrote:^^ :dead: @ "lot of hand work"
Waanba la yaabanaa what he meant with the lot of hand work. :lol:
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