Top 10 signs you are approaching the male andropause

[Ismail87]

Ismaaciloow; My nephew asked me one day "abti, why do they call you "dheere"? I replied that I was one of the tallest somalis. He laughed.

LFC beryahaan waxbaa ku dhacay; Steven G (the last true red) has left. But, don't worry, this is temporary; there will be a coup to oust the coach and the venture capitalists; and regain the former glory.

Adduunka waxbaa iska bedeley saaxib; nowadays every idiot has become a football expert; you'd find ppl talking about Chelsea,Man U and other gadaal ka gaars. These ppl don't know anything about football.

I'm guessing he's around the same age as my brother.

I'm truly annoyed by the rise of these plastic clubs (PSG, Man city, Chelsea and etc) and their glory-hunting fans. Hopefully their reign won't last.

[Lamagoodle]

Ismaciil,
LOL @@@@@@@@ plastic clubs.

Ciyaar waa gelin dambe saaxib; soon the coffers of these plastic clubs will dry and lFC will reign.

[MissFiora]

Thanks for the laugh abti Jaale

[Hyperactive]

1. You meet your teenage sweetheart decades later and she addresses you as “adeer” even though she looks older than you.
2. You meet your sweetheart’s mom and she calls you “aboowe” and starts seducing you
3. You ask a middle aged woman “madaxaaga oo biyo lagu shubay gormaa kugu dambeeysey?” and she replies you “ adeer, maalin kastaba waan qabeeystaa or waa SHAAWA gareeystaa”
4. At the mention of football, you start saying Burns, Rush, Maradona, Schilachi, Baggio, Barezi, Gullet, Van Baston etc and your audience think you are hallucinating
5. You start your fast with “Naweeytu sooman qadin…. “ and everyone calls you gaal
6. When you are kneeling and reading the “ata xiyaad” everyone but you raises the index finger and you think you are attending a shia mosque
7. You lose your hair as if you are on a dose of chemotherapy
8. You think you are playing football but all you are doing is running after the ball and shouting "give me the ball"
9. A woman you are dating says she is “shiid” and you think she is talking about her virginity (shiid=rock) while she is actually talking about ways to milk your wallet.
10. Your nickname was Mohamed/Cabdi/Ali Dheere but now everyone calls you just Mohamed/Abdi/Ali.

i dont know about teenager dating or sweetheart. but i feel i am old and i am not even 25 yet!

i was called ; aboowe ladies older than mom, and wallah i seen her ID cause i was doing her nikaah. she born 1968. i started to address them ; maddame every lady even garanies.

[Lamagoodle]

MissBonito, soo dhowow adeer. Qaraabada, ehelada iyo deriska soo ma fiicano?

[Lamagoodle]

1. You meet your teenage sweetheart decades later and she addresses you as “adeer” even though she looks older than you.
2. You meet your sweetheart’s mom and she calls you “aboowe” and starts seducing you
3. You ask a middle aged woman “madaxaaga oo biyo lagu shubay gormaa kugu dambeeysey?” and she replies you “ adeer, maalin kastaba waan qabeeystaa or waa SHAAWA gareeystaa”
4. At the mention of football, you start saying Burns, Rush, Maradona, Schilachi, Baggio, Barezi, Gullet, Van Baston etc and your audience think you are hallucinating
5. You start your fast with “Naweeytu sooman qadin…. “ and everyone calls you gaal
6. When you are kneeling and reading the “ata xiyaad” everyone but you raises the index finger and you think you are attending a shia mosque
7. You lose your hair as if you are on a dose of chemotherapy
8. You think you are playing football but all you are doing is running after the ball and shouting "give me the ball"
9. A woman you are dating says she is “shiid” and you think she is talking about her virginity (shiid=rock) while she is actually talking about ways to milk your wallet.
10. Your nickname was Mohamed/Cabdi/Ali Dheere but now everyone calls you just Mohamed/Abdi/Ali.

i dont know about teenager dating or sweetheart. but i feel i am old and i am not even 25 yet!

i was called ; aboowe ladies older than mom, and wallah i seen her ID cause i was doing her nikaah. she born 1968. i started to address them ; maddame every lady even garanies.

[Ismail87]

Ismaciil,
LOL @@@@@@@@ plastic clubs.

Ciyaar waa gelin dambe saaxib; soon the coffers of these plastic clubs will dry and lFC will reign.

Been maadan sheegin

[Phinks]

I was tought to raise the finger in tashahud when you get to Ashadu an la ilaha illa 'llah and keep it raised until before the taslim without going up and down.

The index finger raising is a new thing saaxib. I have seen people raise it up and down as if performing a Mozart concerto.Also; whatever happened to "Naweeytu usali farda salaatul..."?

[Hyperactive]

jaale, cause people learned they do not have "jahr" al niyah. only Allahu akbar will do to enter the salat.

onlything still bothers me which i do not agree in madhab hanafi is saying bismillah before reading fatahah. they believe they dont have to.

[Adali]

What makes me feel old, when I see people born in 1998-1999 who look like they're in their 20s.

[Lamagoodle]

Hyper, where did the index issue come from? what about USALII NAWEEYTU FARD SALAATI? or NAWEEYTU SOOMAN QADIN?

Wadaadii hore ma been baay noo sheegeen?


What about the duca after salaad? I was told that a geeljire once visited Mecca and after the prayers raised his hands to make duca; the arabs thought he was begging. They gave him a few riyaals.

Adali; That is common; young people tend to act old and old people tend to act young.

[barakaboy10]

according to somnet scientist!!!

[Lamagoodle]

according to somnet scientist!!!

I don't get it. Explain please.

How is Mwingi? I read somewhere awhile back that the somalis have left Ukambani.. is that true?

[Skippa]

Let's embrace being old farts...

As in the song of that blue eyed devil, Frank Sinatra

And if you should survive to a hundred and five
Look at all you'll derive out of bein' alive
And here is the best part, you have a head start
If you are among the very young at heart

[Lamagoodle]

Let's embrace being old farts...

As in the song of that blue eyed devil, Frank Sinatra

And if you should survive to a hundred and five
Look at all you'll derive out of bein' alive
And here is the best part, you have a head start
If you are among the very young at heart