Court in Session: Subject Small Gu.s

[KyrieJama]

Basra, beeni raad ma leh

[original dervish]

I feel sorry for the **** that she ever gets her *****.

[Jabuutawi]

Basra's incessant obsession with the male genitalia, or lack there of, can only be explained by her longing for one to rest on her head and spanked by it.

[waraabe251]

Bismilah

Is your husband chinese horta

[KyrieJama]

Bismilah

Is your husband chinese horta

[Malachite]

I call for a re-trial. The size of said g.us must be professionally verified.

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[Lamagoodle]

Basra

The lawyer: You honour the defence calls Dr. Darwin.

Judge: ok

Dr. Darwin takes the stand.

Lawyer: Dr. Darwin, as an evolutionary biologist, what is you take on this issue?

Dr. Darwin: as I wrote in my seminal work, this issue has to do with the process of natural selection.

Lawyer: Please explain

Dr. Darwin: Somalis are generally thin. As nomads, they live in a hostile environment and their diet consists of caano geel. The children are generally born underweight and thin. Haven’t you seen that most of them have chicken chest and spaghetti legs when they grow? Look at the accused! You see, natural selection dictates that the size of the mother’s womb and child passage channel is small. This is to ensure the survival of the somali species. To put it in layman terms; the size of the willy is as large/big as the designated space.

Judge: that explains it! Case dismissed

[LobsterUnit]

This was one of the subject matters in the max clifford trial (pr publicist from the uk).he was convicted of rape and proven to have a small ceeb.

[waryaa]

Russel Peters talking to Basra
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[Basra-]

Basra

The lawyer: You honour the defence calls Dr. Darwin.

Judge: ok

Dr. Darwin takes the stand.

Lawyer: Dr. Darwin, as an evolutionary biologist, what is you take on this issue?

Dr. Darwin: as I wrote in my seminal work, this issue has to do with the process of natural selection.

Lawyer: Please explain

Dr. Darwin: Somalis are generally thin. As nomads, they live in a hostile environment and their diet consists of caano geel. The children are generally born underweight and thin. Haven’t you seen that most of them have chicken chest and spaghetti legs when they grow? Look at the accused! You see, natural selection dictates that the size of the mother’s womb and child passage channel is small. This is to ensure the survival of the somali species. To put it in layman terms; the size of the willy is as large/big as the designated space.

Judge: that explains it! Case dismissed

Jaale@looool

That was actually clever and hilarious. Bravo.


But gieven that u have vehemently defended the small Gu.s that u have, I say--your explanation make sense. Small Gu.s for its designated female counter part lock. That explains the Chinese and their small Gu.s (es)

but as a Somali- one and fifth person of negroid geneology, I would assume u to have something slightly better than above average.

[Libix]

lol wondering when this small ceeb syndrome is going to leave u.

[SooMaal11]

It's not

about the

size of

the boat

but the

motion of

the ocean.

[EvolSyawla]

^

True, however, how deep is this ocean?


There are limits ya know.

[Vivacious]

Caafimaadku waa shey qaali ah. Basra Allaha ku caafiyo

[TheGrumpyGeeljire]

Divorce Proceedings.


Judge: State your reason for a divorce.


Basra: Lack of feeling your honor. I am not moaning nor in pain.


Judge: Cough. Cough. What does that mean--exactly-- in layman term?


Husband: Hey! Modafcuker lawyer---shouldn't you be yelling OBJECTION????


Lawyer: Objection, Your honor--the wife is being abusive.


Judge: Come gentlemen--stop behaving like sissies. I see no abuse here. Lady--please re-iterate your point.


Basra: It is delicate your honor. A lady cannot be so clear and lascivious, I beg your pardon.

Judge: But you must be clear if you need a divorce grant.

Basra: Your honor, I can only respond gracefully without stooping so low as to appear trashy or slut.ty. My husband's size has the effect of a pinky finger. but it is ok, almost forgivable, the issue at hand here is --his lack of aggressiveness. I usually throw him down, jump, aerobatic on him, and once I broke his neck lost in passion. I feel like I am trying hard, I am supposed to be submissive and delicate. Yet he is playing my role.

Lawyer: Damn!


Judge: Why is it modafcuking hot in this room??????