How do I Mr. Steal yo Girl?

Ismail87 · Post by **Ismail87** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:20 am

SolidCamel wrote:Half Somali quarter Philipino quarter Eritrean.

HorseedS · Post by **HorseedS** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:21 am

Your L'z keep on stacking up bro

Post by **EvolSyawla** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:23 am

Evil Saliva? lol Comon, you can do better.

Just making sure. Guys tend to ask for a girls number as soon as she says thank you for holding the door open.

Anyways, Machiavelli is right...Use his plan to get her to talk to you though

I'd say that has a fair chance.

lol Yes KTS, Afghan guys are generally far more attractive. I get you.

All the same, good luck.

Machiavelli2 · Post by **Machiavelli2** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:24 am

SolidCamel wrote:
Machiavelli2 wrote:It is called office flirting and since you fell for her tricks, from now on, she might consider you as hablaha walaalkood, but don't despair because there is a remedy. If you have a sophisticated qallanjo Xalima friend and who is better looking than her, ask her to come over to your place of work and flirt with you while she is around. Pretend you are not interested on the Halima. Afterwards, she might think that you are more interesting than the Paki guy and will be very curious to ask you who she was. Ku shub sheekada Somalinet.

How do you feel romancing hambada/leftovers of Pakis?
It's more of a... One could call it Liberation

Ina Adeer Solid, marka adigoo raali ah, dee apprentice u noqo MarshalMenace and liberate with him garoobada. Off course there is nothing wrong with being a garoob. Don't ever try to lift more than you are capable of.

SolidCamel · Post by **SolidCamel** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:25 am

EvolSyawla wrote: Evil Saliva? lol Comon, you can do better. Just making sure. Guys tend to ask for a girls number as soon as she says thank you for holding the door open.

Anyways, Machiavelli is right...Use his plan to get her to talk to you though I'd say that has a fair chance.

lol Yes KTS, Afghan guys are generally far more attractive. I get you.

All the same, good luck.

Lol that's not a diss, it's how I read your username

All love here

Based · Post by **Based** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:29 am

Idman702 wrote:Get 6 packs
Have visible dimples
Have a cute smile
Be over 6'0
Have curly hair (optional)
Be athletic
Smell good

Literally 0/7

SolidCamel · Post by **SolidCamel** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:33 am

Machiavelli2 wrote:
SolidCamel wrote:
Machiavelli2 wrote:It is called office flirting and since you fell for her tricks, from now on, she might consider you as hablaha walaalkood, but don't despair because there is a remedy. If you have a sophisticated qallanjo Xalima friend and who is better looking than her, ask her to come over to your place of work and flirt with you while she is around. Pretend you are not interested on the Halima. Afterwards, she might think that you are more interesting than the Paki guy and will be very curious to ask you who she was. Ku shub sheekada Somalinet.

How do you feel romancing hambada/leftovers of Pakis?
It's more of a... One could call it Liberation
Ina Adeer Solid, marka adigoo raali ah, dee apprentice u noqo MarshalMenace and liberate with him garoobada. Off course there is nothing wrong with being a garoob. Don't ever try to lift more than you are capable of.

Haye sxb. I will heed your advice

Post by **EvolSyawla** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:47 am

lool @ SolidCamel, of course it's all love walaal, I know.

Machiavelli2 · Post by **Machiavelli2** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:56 am

SolidCamel wrote: Haye sxb. I will heed your advice

Sxb

It was a joke, I'm a Halima centric. Their smile, their laugh, their humour, their tenderness, their generosity, their beauty, their wrath, their scream, their anger and with extreme honesty and openness, may I add their lack of appreciation when you buy them a gift she doesn't like and she stares at you and says, this is no longer a trend, now you have wasted your time and money, take this shit to your sisters. Next time, you will let her buy what she wants as a gift. Dumarka kale, she will act like you have given something she always wanted when she feels it is a shit gift too, lie and tell you, Ooh it is so sweet baby. Once you turn around she is dumping it on the trash bin. That is why I'm a Halima centric.

Good luck with her.

Advo · Post by **Advo** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 3:28 am

She's perfectly happy in her relationship with the hindi dude, she just wants her suga walls rearranged behind a dirty sedan. Patel aint hit it right.

Give her the mushroom tip

LiquidHYDROGEN · Post by **LiquidHYDROGEN** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 4:06 am

This thread is so full of fail and cringe.

YummyMummy · Post by **YummyMummy** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 4:11 am

Based wrote:
Idman702 wrote:Get 6 packs
Have visible dimples
Have a cute smile
Be over 6'0
Have curly hair (optional)
Be athletic
Smell good
Literally 0/7

So you don't even smell good?

LiquidHYDROGEN · Post by **LiquidHYDROGEN** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 4:38 am

It seems the new trend for them is begging foreigner to take them.

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthr ... ?t=1550730
http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthr ... ?t=3038127

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthr ... ?t=2622531

https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/i ... 822AAFF81Q

I think I'll just start claiming Ethiopian from now on. Imagine a jesus-worshipping ethio having women with more sharaf than us. :snoop:

incognito1 · Post by **incognito1** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 4:51 am

LiquidHYDROGEN wrote:It seems the new trend for them is begging foreigner to take them.

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthr ... ?t=1550730
http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthr ... ?t=3038127

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthr ... ?t=2622531

https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/i ... 822AAFF81Q

I think I'll just start claiming Ethiopian from now on. Imagine a jesus-worshipping ethio having women with more sharaf than us.

come on liquid what the fudge, thats not the subject at hand brother. dont you ever get tired of reporting on loose booty!!! every race,culture, ethnicity, religion has harlets in their midts, so why should we the exception to the rule. specially while living in the land of godlessness?????

incognito1 · Post by **incognito1** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 4:55 am

SolidCamel wrote:There's this lady I work with, she's very beautiful and intelligent. Problem is, she's taken. By a f-king Pakistani (walahi these guys have game somehow). But I see the way she acts around me. If I had to guess, she's feeling me. Crazy thing is she's never mentioned this guy. Not once, I only know through a mutual friend. How do I KO this clown and claim her? She's honestly a dime. Half Somali quarter Philipino quarter Eritrean (crazy I know). I'm on the verge of breakthrough here. Normally I'd respect relationship boundaries but na, fuck these Pakistanis. There's an epidemic of these niggas taking our women (or any black girls) in Deadmonton.

This thread needs Menace.

pride is usually not a good thing, but in your case its desperately needed, so search deep inside yourself until you find it, for it will give you the strength to walk away from another mans left overs. no disrespect but thats my advice good luck.

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