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Re: Ladies... would you shop at the halal sex shop?

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:lol:@ hyper
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I doubt its going to be very popular with the women, they're customers are going to be all the down low saudi sheikhs"buying it for their wives" lol after all saudi arabia is known as 'the kingdom in the closet'.
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SolidCamel wrote:
ChiefKimbo wrote:Halal Sex Shop, dildo dipped in Zamzam.
In the club, watching the women just do a handstand, like you a man's man. That's washing down the ham with the zamzam...
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Waa suaale what is halal sex shop? Meesha hadii underwear iyo saliid uun lagu iibinayo.. What is the big deal?
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ManD333q wrote:Waa suaale what is halal sex shop? Meesha hadii underwear iyo saliid uun lagu iibinayo.. What is the big deal?
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Re: Ladies... would you shop at the halal sex shop?

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So let me get this straight;

Muslim woman #232444 - (usually a xaliimo) "My man don't treat me right. I'm like his property. He's never romantic. He never takes me anywhere"

Brother #24533 - "Abaaye, can I take you out tonight, you can wear this dress I bought for you and then I'll give you a romantic back-massage with these scented oils :rose:"

Muslim woman #232444 - "Naga tag ufff. That's xaraam, miyaanad xishooneyn?" :pacspit:

Brother #24533 - " :wtf: "
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Re: Ladies... would you shop at the halal sex shop?

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Uff, isn't a see through diraac segsy enough?

What with these cadaan inspired lingerie, I don't want a stripper for a wife.

Anyway, it is all about the product, not the packaging.
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Is this place a block away from Masjid al-Haram, like Paris Hilton's lingerie store is?

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Yes I would with my husband.
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zumaale wrote:Uff, isn't a see through diraac segsy enough?

What with these cadaan inspired lingerie, I don't want a stripper for a wife.

Anyway, it is all about the product, not the packaging.


Easily pleased then... :lol:


The whole 'Halal sex shop' is a bit iffy. Aaah meh.


Oder everything online for the hubby ofcurse. :up:
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IN MECCA THOUGH?!

Inaa ilaa....

Wa la ba'ay.
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Robotic wrote:IN MECCA THOUGH?!

Inaa ilaa....

Wa la ba'ay.
Mecca should be a sex free zone


Also Medina


Generally anywhere near places of worship


There should be a 10 mile radius between every mosque and any sexual activity
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BlackVelvet wrote:
Robotic wrote:IN MECCA THOUGH?!

Inaa ilaa....

Wa la ba'ay.
Mecca should be a sex free zone


Also Medina


Generally anywhere near places of worship


There should be a 10 mile radius between every mosque and any sexual activity
You are right. You know the qiyaama is close when you hear there is a sex shop in Mecca. :shock:
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Re: Ladies... would you shop at the halal sex shop?

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Amira143 wrote:
zumaale wrote:Uff, isn't a see through diraac segsy enough?

What with these cadaan inspired lingerie, I don't want a stripper for a wife.

Anyway, it is all about the product, not the packaging.


Easily pleased then... :lol:


The whole 'Halal sex shop' is a bit iffy. Aaah meh.


Oder everything online for the hubby ofcurse. :up:
Sis, on a serious note, I find it slutty and sheeko cadaan. The day my wife comes to bed wearing a corset and acting all segsy, is a day I will need viagra.
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