
Ladies... would you shop at the halal sex shop?
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Re: Ladies... would you shop at the halal sex shop?
I doubt its going to be very popular with the women, they're customers are going to be all the down low saudi sheikhs"buying it for their wives" lol after all saudi arabia is known as 'the kingdom in the closet'.
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Re: Ladies... would you shop at the halal sex shop?
SolidCamel wrote:In the club, watching the women just do a handstand, like you a man's man. That's washing down the ham with the zamzam...ChiefKimbo wrote:Halal Sex Shop, dildo dipped in Zamzam.

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Re: Ladies... would you shop at the halal sex shop?
Waa suaale what is halal sex shop? Meesha hadii underwear iyo saliid uun lagu iibinayo.. What is the big deal?
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Re: Ladies... would you shop at the halal sex shop?
You have to say bismillah before you enterManD333q wrote:Waa suaale what is halal sex shop? Meesha hadii underwear iyo saliid uun lagu iibinayo.. What is the big deal?

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Re: Ladies... would you shop at the halal sex shop?
So let me get this straight;
Muslim woman #232444 - (usually a xaliimo) "My man don't treat me right. I'm like his property. He's never romantic. He never takes me anywhere"
Brother #24533 - "Abaaye, can I take you out tonight, you can wear this dress I bought for you and then I'll give you a romantic back-massage with these scented oils
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Muslim woman #232444 - "Naga tag ufff. That's xaraam, miyaanad xishooneyn?"
Brother #24533 - "
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Muslim woman #232444 - (usually a xaliimo) "My man don't treat me right. I'm like his property. He's never romantic. He never takes me anywhere"
Brother #24533 - "Abaaye, can I take you out tonight, you can wear this dress I bought for you and then I'll give you a romantic back-massage with these scented oils

Muslim woman #232444 - "Naga tag ufff. That's xaraam, miyaanad xishooneyn?"

Brother #24533 - "

Re: Ladies... would you shop at the halal sex shop?
Uff, isn't a see through diraac segsy enough?
What with these cadaan inspired lingerie, I don't want a stripper for a wife.
Anyway, it is all about the product, not the packaging.
What with these cadaan inspired lingerie, I don't want a stripper for a wife.
Anyway, it is all about the product, not the packaging.
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Re: Ladies... would you shop at the halal sex shop?
Is this place a block away from Masjid al-Haram, like Paris Hilton's lingerie store is?
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Re: Ladies... would you shop at the halal sex shop?
Yes I would with my husband.
Re: Ladies... would you shop at the halal sex shop?
zumaale wrote:Uff, isn't a see through diraac segsy enough?
What with these cadaan inspired lingerie, I don't want a stripper for a wife.
Anyway, it is all about the product, not the packaging.
Easily pleased then...

The whole 'Halal sex shop' is a bit iffy. Aaah meh.
Oder everything online for the hubby ofcurse.

Re: Ladies... would you shop at the halal sex shop?
IN MECCA THOUGH?!
Inaa ilaa....
Wa la ba'ay.
Inaa ilaa....
Wa la ba'ay.
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Re: Ladies... would you shop at the halal sex shop?
Mecca should be a sex free zoneRobotic wrote:IN MECCA THOUGH?!
Inaa ilaa....
Wa la ba'ay.
Also Medina
Generally anywhere near places of worship
There should be a 10 mile radius between every mosque and any sexual activity
Re: Ladies... would you shop at the halal sex shop?
You are right. You know the qiyaama is close when you hear there is a sex shop in Mecca.BlackVelvet wrote:Mecca should be a sex free zoneRobotic wrote:IN MECCA THOUGH?!
Inaa ilaa....
Wa la ba'ay.
Also Medina
Generally anywhere near places of worship
There should be a 10 mile radius between every mosque and any sexual activity

Re: Ladies... would you shop at the halal sex shop?
Sis, on a serious note, I find it slutty and sheeko cadaan. The day my wife comes to bed wearing a corset and acting all segsy, is a day I will need viagra.Amira143 wrote:zumaale wrote:Uff, isn't a see through diraac segsy enough?
What with these cadaan inspired lingerie, I don't want a stripper for a wife.
Anyway, it is all about the product, not the packaging.
Easily pleased then...![]()
The whole 'Halal sex shop' is a bit iffy. Aaah meh.
Oder everything online for the hubby ofcurse.
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