Does the average couple make love every night?
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Re: Does the average couple make love every night?
I'm not bragging but in 2012 ..a lot of the folk here remember where I traveled 10 hours ( I put my videos up and even Fah confirmed my IP) to a Uni in Kansas to spend the weekend over there with my chick at the time ..while I was away we challenged each other to it as much as we can since itl be a long time when we'll see each other again ...when I got there we started and I went 16x in the course of 36 hours...one thing I've learned was that I consumed a lot of water and i ate every 2 hours..she cooked good food..and she was a young gazelle 21 years of age junior in college ...how i got this chick will be remembered in the annals of my great liberation struggles because it almost never happened , I didnt think I was gonna be with her to be honest if it wasn't for her oldest sister who I was just flirting with didnt one day say to me "my baby sister is at Uni and she depressed cause her 3 years bf broke up with her so can you cheer her up " so she put her on 3 ways..at first conversation while her sister was on the line she dismissed me and her replies were short..she refuse to give me her number but then later on allow me to have her fb..a week later I PM'ed her and we went back and forth and then somehow she got used to me and told me to call her..I called her and we became very close ..so she invited me to her form that she shared with an AA chick...I drove 10 hours...later on her older sister finds out and gets mad at me..it was too late ..she visited here in my city ...how I broke up with her was brutal I hope I don't get her evil eye tho...till this I relive all the positions we tried , we've done all conceivable positions except that batty man business ..I honestly don't think I can ever break that record again and I don't think no other Somali men can break it ..16 times in 36 hours ...no wonder she would not let go of me for a while
Re: Does the average couple make love every night?
Menace,FieldMarshalMenace wrote:I'm not bragging but in 2012 ..a lot of the folk here remember where I traveled 10 hours ( I put my videos up and even Fah confirmed my IP) to a Uni in Kansas to spend the weekend over there with my chick at the time ..while I was away we challenged each other to it as much as we can since itl be a long time when we'll see each other again ...when I got there we started and I went 16x in the course of 36 hours...one thing I've learned was that I consumed a lot of water and i ate every 2 hours..she cooked good food..and she was a young gazelle 21 years of age junior in college ...how i got this chick will be remembered in the annals of my great liberation struggles because it almost never happened , I didnt think I was gonna be with her to be honest if it wasn't for her oldest sister who I was just flirting with didnt one day say to me "my baby sister is at Uni and she depressed cause her 3 years bf broke up with her so can you cheer her up " so she put her on 3 ways..at first conversation while her sister was on the line she dismissed me and her replies were short..she refuse to give me her number but then later on allow me to have her fb..a week later I PM'ed her and we went back and forth and then somehow she got used to me and told me to call her..I called her and we became very close ..so she invited me to her form that she shared with an AA chick...I drove 10 hours...later on her older sister finds out and gets mad at me..it was too late ..she visited here in my city ...how I broke up with her was brutal I hope I don't get her evil eye tho...till this I relive all the positions we tried , we've done all conceivable positions except that batty man business ..I honestly don't think I can ever break that record again and I don't think no other Somali men can break it ..16 times in 36 hours ...no wonder she would not let go of me for a while
Did you grow up in a broken home? Or did your parents have a strained relationship? Was your mother emotionally unavailable? I'm being serious here. From you're posts your less than 30 years old, have been married 3 times already, and are proud of having bastard children and babymamas running around. That shit ain't normal.

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Re: Does the average couple make love every night?
Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE wrote:Idman702 wrote:Somali men are 30 seconds bajaqs, so I doubt that your neighbors are Somali.
P.s
Are they newlywed?that is harsh..a man who lasts less than 30 min either has ED or chews.
30 mins is a ridiculously long time. Most mammals are finished in under a minute and the avg for a human male is two minutes. This act serves a biological purpose first and foremost. There should be no shame in that, there should be shame in not continuing etc.
Feminism and advertisers created this "one minute man" bullshit. White women in western countries, with the lowest fertility rates in the world, are the largest consumers of vibrators etc. Think about that one for a "minute".
Read: The Tao of Sexology
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Re: Does the average couple make love every night?
Not to brag or anything, but there was this time I almost lasted a min with...... ismahanFieldMarshalMenace wrote:I'm not bragging but in 2012 ..a lot of the folk here remember where I traveled 10 hours ( I put my videos up and even Fah confirmed my IP) to a Uni in Kansas to spend the weekend over there with my chick at the time ..while I was away we challenged each other to it as much as we can since itl be a long time when we'll see each other again ...when I got there we started and I went 16x in the course of 36 hours...one thing I've learned was that I consumed a lot of water and i ate every 2 hours..she cooked good food..and she was a young gazelle 21 years of age junior in college ...how i got this chick will be remembered in the annals of my great liberation struggles because it almost never happened , I didnt think I was gonna be with her to be honest if it wasn't for her oldest sister who I was just flirting with didnt one day say to me "my baby sister is at Uni and she depressed cause her 3 years bf broke up with her so can you cheer her up " so she put her on 3 ways..at first conversation while her sister was on the line she dismissed me and her replies were short..she refuse to give me her number but then later on allow me to have her fb..a week later I PM'ed her and we went back and forth and then somehow she got used to me and told me to call her..I called her and we became very close ..so she invited me to her form that she shared with an AA chick...I drove 10 hours...later on her older sister finds out and gets mad at me..it was too late ..she visited here in my city ...how I broke up with her was brutal I hope I don't get her evil eye tho...till this I relive all the positions we tried , we've done all conceivable positions except that batty man business ..I honestly don't think I can ever break that record again and I don't think no other Somali men can break it ..16 times in 36 hours ...no wonder she would not let go of me for a while

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Re: Does the average couple make love every night?
I come from a proper family ..I always had one single addiction ..female ..I wished I was Somalia where I could've had 4 of them to my hearts content..but I blame Siad Barre for driving the country into a civil war where I my family and I had to flee to q country where it is impossible to have 4Buraanbur wrote:Menace,FieldMarshalMenace wrote:I'm not bragging but in 2012 ..a lot of the folk here remember where I traveled 10 hours ( I put my videos up and even Fah confirmed my IP) to a Uni in Kansas to spend the weekend over there with my chick at the time ..while I was away we challenged each other to it as much as we can since itl be a long time when we'll see each other again ...when I got there we started and I went 16x in the course of 36 hours...one thing I've learned was that I consumed a lot of water and i ate every 2 hours..she cooked good food..and she was a young gazelle 21 years of age junior in college ...how i got this chick will be remembered in the annals of my great liberation struggles because it almost never happened , I didnt think I was gonna be with her to be honest if it wasn't for her oldest sister who I was just flirting with didnt one day say to me "my baby sister is at Uni and she depressed cause her 3 years bf broke up with her so can you cheer her up " so she put her on 3 ways..at first conversation while her sister was on the line she dismissed me and her replies were short..she refuse to give me her number but then later on allow me to have her fb..a week later I PM'ed her and we went back and forth and then somehow she got used to me and told me to call her..I called her and we became very close ..so she invited me to her form that she shared with an AA chick...I drove 10 hours...later on her older sister finds out and gets mad at me..it was too late ..she visited here in my city ...how I broke up with her was brutal I hope I don't get her evil eye tho...till this I relive all the positions we tried , we've done all conceivable positions except that batty man business ..I honestly don't think I can ever break that record again and I don't think no other Somali men can break it ..16 times in 36 hours ...no wonder she would not let go of me for a while
Did you grow up in a broken home? Or did your parents have a strained relationship? Was your mother emotionally unavailable? I'm being serious here. From you're posts your less than 30 years old, have been married 3 times already, and are proud of having bastard children and babymamas running around. That shit ain't normal.
Re: Does the average couple make love every night?
What is this crazy stereotypes about Somali men being 1 minute man!

I though it was just a casual insult towards faraax, but
last time I was here a member said he couldn't keep it up for 30 seconds!



I though it was just a casual insult towards faraax, but
last time I was here a member said he couldn't keep it up for 30 seconds!

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Re: Does the average couple make love every night?
You guys turn everything so gross. 
Yes AJ, they're probably newlyweds. And if not, they probably really love each other. I always wondered about Somali sexuality, seemed non-existent to me growing up. It's nice to imagine happy couples who satisfy each other in and out of the bedroom, instead of grumpy, angry parents lol
From some of the weird pick-up lines and inappropriate 'jokes' I've received from some of these guys, it seems fobby and awkward as heck. loll
BTW, if any guy is maxed at less than 5 minutes....please stop whatever you're doing and do some re-evaluation.

Yes AJ, they're probably newlyweds. And if not, they probably really love each other. I always wondered about Somali sexuality, seemed non-existent to me growing up. It's nice to imagine happy couples who satisfy each other in and out of the bedroom, instead of grumpy, angry parents lol
From some of the weird pick-up lines and inappropriate 'jokes' I've received from some of these guys, it seems fobby and awkward as heck. loll
BTW, if any guy is maxed at less than 5 minutes....please stop whatever you're doing and do some re-evaluation.

Re: Does the average couple make love every night?
Being addicted to women is one thing, but why haven't you been able to keep a woman? 3 marriages and a herd of baby mamas all before the age of 30?! Does that not seem dysfunctional to you?FieldMarshalMenace wrote:I come from a proper family ..I always had one single addiction ..female ..I wished I was Somalia where I could've had 4 of them to my hearts content..but I blame Siad Barre for driving the country into a civil war where I my family and I had to flee to q country where it is impossible to have 4Buraanbur wrote:Menace,FieldMarshalMenace wrote:I'm not bragging but in 2012 ..a lot of the folk here remember where I traveled 10 hours ( I put my videos up and even Fah confirmed my IP) to a Uni in Kansas to spend the weekend over there with my chick at the time ..while I was away we challenged each other to it as much as we can since itl be a long time when we'll see each other again ...when I got there we started and I went 16x in the course of 36 hours...one thing I've learned was that I consumed a lot of water and i ate every 2 hours..she cooked good food..and she was a young gazelle 21 years of age junior in college ...how i got this chick will be remembered in the annals of my great liberation struggles because it almost never happened , I didnt think I was gonna be with her to be honest if it wasn't for her oldest sister who I was just flirting with didnt one day say to me "my baby sister is at Uni and she depressed cause her 3 years bf broke up with her so can you cheer her up " so she put her on 3 ways..at first conversation while her sister was on the line she dismissed me and her replies were short..she refuse to give me her number but then later on allow me to have her fb..a week later I PM'ed her and we went back and forth and then somehow she got used to me and told me to call her..I called her and we became very close ..so she invited me to her form that she shared with an AA chick...I drove 10 hours...later on her older sister finds out and gets mad at me..it was too late ..she visited here in my city ...how I broke up with her was brutal I hope I don't get her evil eye tho...till this I relive all the positions we tried , we've done all conceivable positions except that batty man business ..I honestly don't think I can ever break that record again and I don't think no other Somali men can break it ..16 times in 36 hours ...no wonder she would not let go of me for a while
Did you grow up in a broken home? Or did your parents have a strained relationship? Was your mother emotionally unavailable? I'm being serious here. From you're posts your less than 30 years old, have been married 3 times already, and are proud of having bastard children and babymamas running around. That shit ain't normal.


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Re: Does the average couple make love every night?
^ Sweetie, he's married and if his wife hasn't just given birth, it's any minute now. He just insatiable.
Re: Does the average couple make love every night?
He has stated that this is his 3rd marriage and he has had children out-of-wedlock prior to his current marriage. All of this before the age of 30. Not to mention how he talks about women...it's not caadi.EvolSyawla wrote:^ Sweetie, he's married and if his wife hasn't just given birth, it's any minute now. He just insatiable.

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Re: Does the average couple make love every night?
@ Baranbaro ..let me know if you wanna have a quick child ..I will have no attachment ..I have no emotional attachment ..I fill their stomach and I look from afar




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Re: Does the average couple make love every night?
Buraanbur wrote:He has stated that this is his 3rd marriage and he has had children out-of-wedlock prior to his current marriage. All of this before the age of 30. Not to mention how he talks about women...it's not caadi.EvolSyawla wrote:^ Sweetie, he's married and if his wife hasn't just given birth, it's any minute now. He just insatiable.




Re: Does the average couple make love every night?
You make less than $3,000 each month divided by your secret babymamas, expenses, wife, and the new sidewife you're trying to acquire. Sxb, if you care about yourself you'll check yourself into rehab.FieldMarshalMenace wrote:@ Baranbaro ..let me know if you wanna have a quick child ..I will have no attachment ..I have no emotional attachment ..I fill their stomach and I look from afar![]()
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Re: Does the average couple make love every night?
Buranbuur, exactly. Wild, uncontrolled and whore'd out past though he has, one would think a sensible man would take the 3rd marriage - with a baby - seriously. Alas, this is not possible.
Menace. So you're saying you're an animal? Food is put infront of you and you can't say no? Okay I can live with that.
I'm just very sorry for your wife. Walahi, My heart aches for her, knowing her husband is constantly eyeing other hoohas and intends to marry as many as he can.
Menace. So you're saying you're an animal? Food is put infront of you and you can't say no? Okay I can live with that.

Re: Does the average couple make love every night?
It's disgusting and I feel sorry for any woman who has had the misfortune of being married to you and feel even worse for the women who have no choice but to call you family. I pray that Allah(swt) blesses you with a daughter so you can finally grow up.FieldMarshalMenace wrote:
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naa kaaley! Maxaa kaa galay taan ku.aaso Iyo too aan baaquliga ugu shubo, have I raped them ? Are they not adults ..did they tell them to put the bowl front of me ?

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