OK. Lets Share the funniest Jokes ( no offense)

gedo_gurl · Post by **gedo_gurl** » Fri Aug 14, 2015 8:09 am

Aishah...I don't get it, was the car locked?

gedo_gurl · Post by **gedo_gurl** » Fri Aug 14, 2015 8:12 am

Thuganomics wrote:The person who came up with that doesn't understand af Somali.Habar in that context has a totally different meaning

That's the joke...waa Reer Xamar cadcad, he don't know shit about lamagoodle iyo waxay u kala baxaan, let alone the meaning behind the name. For all he knows, they're taking him to an old woman with the characteristics of something called a 'gidir' or that her nickname is 'gidir'.

Post by **MujahidAishah** » Fri Aug 14, 2015 9:16 am

gedo_gurl wrote:Aishah...I don't get it, was the car locked?

He didnt know how to open a car door.. Basically he doesnt know what a car is.. Reminds of our resident og cabdriver

AgentOfChaos · Post by **AgentOfChaos** » Fri Aug 14, 2015 9:21 am

Here is a good joke.....Soomaalinimo.

gedo_gurl · Post by **gedo_gurl** » Fri Aug 14, 2015 9:25 am

Aishah wrote:
gedo_gurl wrote:Aishah...I don't get it, was the car locked?

He didnt know how to open a car door.. Basically he doesnt know what a car is.. Reminds of our resident og cabdriver

Reer Abtigaa waa u dhamaysay, the most reer magaal one loool. COOL-MAN waa raggeedi, ma cab driver ayuu yahey...explains a lot

Sumubaridi · Post by **Sumubaridi** » Fri Aug 14, 2015 9:35 am

Waxaa ladhahay nin iyo naag reer xamar ah ayaa isbaraano kuyimid. Nimankii tuugada ahaa ayaa markii ay lacag kawaayeen buu kuyiraahdeen waa laydin dilaa. Markaas buu mid yiri aan magacyadooda weydiino si aan ugu qorno list dadka aan qabriga udirnay. Naagtii ayaa ladhahay naa magacaa? markaas bey tiri waxaa laydhahaa xaliimo. Mid kamid ah tuugadii baa yiri hooyadeey baa xaliimo ladhahaa naagtaan mala dilaayo. eedo iska tag. markey baxday ayaa ninkii ladhahay war adigana magacaa? markaas buu dhahay wallaahi saaxiiboow anigaba marmar xaliimo ayaa laiigu wacaa ahahahahah ilaa hadii naf kuqabato waa dhibaatee.

StormShadow · Post by **StormShadow** » Tue Aug 18, 2015 3:59 am

A 7-ft tall Cagdheer guy wresteled with 4ft Dhabayac guy. To the surprise of the spectators, the tall Cagdheer guy was knocked down. When asked "War maxaa dhacay? He said " War ninka xageeen geeyaa meeshaan geeyn lahaa wuuba joogaaye"

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COOL-MAN · Post by **COOL-MAN** » Tue Aug 18, 2015 4:38 am

^^

Ayisho wey ii dhameeysey!!!

Nayaaye Ayisho I have become the butt of

All tuulo jokes of late because of you & and your taxi driver job invention :snoop:

I guess it's Time for me to put these old gloves down n retire.

New nick iyo hada iyo kow kari maayo.

Have fun guys.

Post by **MujahidAishah** » Tue Aug 18, 2015 10:18 am

Waar i heard that joke in hargeysa nearly 16 years ago weli og baa ii sheegay..
I love og especially the ones on hargeysa waa straight from QD

The greatest real life og joke was when our og jarriyad got lost this was back when land line soocdey (soltelco) That morning i was cleaning the marfiish when the phone rang .. Naa waa jowaahiir i got lost agah .. Ok where are you

Am at DOQON MAWAAYE ii kale :dead:

i was on the floor laughing i thought she was joke naa teeg orod sheeko yeelo substationka baad joogta yaan islaanta kugu kiciin suuqa ka soo daaxso.. After an hr my step mom knocks on the door aishah tii ogadeen maad aragtaa .. She phoned saying shes in some made up cafe called doqon maweeye .. After ley cayeey i had to trek down there and collect her.. Agah baad baan gaalay show hargeisa weynaa oo dad badaan ...

AGENT447 · Post by **AGENT447** » Tue Aug 18, 2015 10:44 am

Aishah wrote:Waar i heard that joke in hargeysa nearly 16 years ago weli og baa ii sheegay..
I love og especially the ones on hargeysa waa straight from QD

The greatest real life og joke was when our og jarriyad got lost this was back when land line soocdey (soltelco) That morning i was cleaning the marfiish when the phone rang .. Naa waa jowaahiir i got lost agah .. Ok where are you

Am at DOQON MAWAAYE ii kale

i was on the floor laughing i thought she was joke naa teeg orod sheeko yeelo substationka baad joogta yaan islaanta kugu kiciin suuqa ka soo daaxso.. After an hr my step mom knocks on the door aishah tii ogadeen maad aragtaa .. She phoned saying shes in some made up cafe called doqon maweeye .. After ley cayeey i had to trek down there and collect her.. Agah baad baan gaalay show hargeisa weynaa oo dad badaan ...

Nabaadkaana muudsoo naa maxaad tidhi looooooooool...Inabti Aisha, no offense but I think your Somali is on life support walaahi

Without the Southall English, I could never understand your post!

Btw, Reer abtigaa waa ayo, OGs or GBs? warkaaga dharaarta ka cadeee?

P.s Doqon ma waaye is a legitimate linkage place ilaa imika. It's one of the most popular places to meet someone in B-town apart from Stop-ta Reer Nuurka

Post by **MujahidAishah** » Tue Aug 18, 2015 12:19 pm

My written somali is shit :snoop:

Gobta Sh samaaron laanta saare sxb :blessed:

Waar i thought she was joking am at dowon ma waaye.. That why i put the phone dwn on her

TheLoFather · Post by **TheLoFather** » Tue Aug 18, 2015 1:37 pm

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