I will never go to Somali as long qabyalad exist

[RoobleAlWaliid]

couldn't have explained it myself better. Thank you Rooble.

there you go samu.

No problem

Translator, now I understand.

, all good

[Jabuutawi]

This topic reminds me of a conversation I just had the other day with a Kenyan. He is Kikuyu and was talking down on Luo and Kamba tribes. He says he hates both tribes.

Then he threw me a curve ball; he asked what are Somalis fighting about in the last quarter of century. He went further by saying there are no large proven oil, minerals or natural resources in Somalia, so what is the fight about. I swear to Allah I could not think of an answer. All I could think of fight is over ideology (read Alshabab vs all others), but that is a lie. I told him I am in no position to answer that question since I am not from Somalia.

Can y'all help me with answer(s) so that I can wipe off the smirk from this ugali eating Kikuyu's face?

[RoobleAlWaliid]

This topic reminds me of a conversation I just had the other day with a Kenyan. He is Kikuyu and was talking down on Luo and Kamba tribes. He says he hates both tribes.

Then he threw me a curve ball; he asked what are Somalis fighting about in the last quarter of century. He went further by saying there are no large proven oil, minerals or natural resources in Somalia, so what is the fight about. I swear to Allah I could not think of an answer. All I could think of fight is over ideology (read Alshabab vs all others), but that is a lie. I told him I am in no position to answer that question since I am not from Somalia.

Can y'all help me with answer(s) so that I can wipe off the smirk from this ugali eating Kikuyu's face?

Keep your Djibouti stance and say you have no clue.

[zumaale]

This topic reminds me of a conversation I just had the other day with a Kenyan. He is Kikuyu and was talking down on Luo and Kamba tribes. He says he hates both tribes.

Then he threw me a curve ball; he asked what are Somalis fighting about in the last quarter of century. He went further by saying there are no large proven oil, minerals or natural resources in Somalia, so what is the fight about. I swear to Allah I could not think of an answer. All I could think of fight is over ideology (read Alshabab vs all others), but that is a lie. I told him I am in no position to answer that question since I am not from Somalia.

Can y'all help me with answer(s) so that I can wipe off the smirk from this ugali eating Kikuyu's face?

I say Somalis are like the headhunters of South-East Asia. Everyone's an enemy accept one's own clan. Truth gotta be told.

[zidane88]

This topic reminds me of a conversation I just had the other day with a Kenyan. He is Kikuyu and was talking down on Luo and Kamba tribes. He says he hates both tribes.

Then he threw me a curve ball; he asked what are Somalis fighting about in the last quarter of century. He went further by saying there are no large proven oil, minerals or natural resources in Somalia, so what is the fight about. I swear to Allah I could not think of an answer. All I could think of fight is over ideology (read Alshabab vs all others), but that is a lie. I told him I am in no position to answer that question since I am not from Somalia.

Can y'all help me with answer(s) so that I can wipe off the smirk from this ugali eating Kikuyu's face?

Here is your answer: Everyone want to become a president and kill or enslave the rest. Simple.

[Bibaaye6828]

Nchi si yenu . kumbuka hii. We ni warya.

[Susu000]

I hate qabil so much. Alxd in kenya, Somalis are just one qabil that is among the other qabils in kenya like the Kikuyu, Kamba and Luo. Since I like where Somalis are just one qabil, Kenya is my home. When people see me, they would not consider me Qabil X. They will call me Somali.

As long as I do not go to Somalia, I will not associate, entertain, be part of, or use qabil. I am a kenyan Somali American. That is enough for me till I die.

Unless you had a labatomy done yesterday I must quote you on some things.. Just to remind you incase you've forgot..

" you used to live with your hooyo until she handed you yo your SACAD husband" remember Sumu?

" I'm not going to argue with you because you are married to a SACAD which means you are my dumaashi"

These two statements both indicate that you are nothin short of plain hilarious..

[Sumubaridi]

I hate qabil so much. Alxd in kenya, Somalis are just one qabil that is among the other qabils in kenya like the Kikuyu, Kamba and Luo. Since I like where Somalis are just one qabil, Kenya is my home. When people see me, they would not consider me Qabil X. They will call me Somali.

As long as I do not go to Somalia, I will not associate, entertain, be part of, or use qabil. I am a kenyan Somali American. That is enough for me till I die.

Unless you had a labatomy done yesterday I must quote you on some things.. Just to remind you incase you've forgot..

" you used to live with your hooyo until she handed you yo your SACAD husband" remember Sumu?

" I'm not going to argue with you because you are married to a SACAD which means you are my dumaashi"

These two statements both indicate that you are nothin short of plain hilarious..

Actually, this is a good thing. respecting your in-laws and your mother's side of the family is a honorable thing. What I am talking about is people hating other qabils and denying them justice. Knowing your qabil and respecting them is a good thing. I have said many times I am habargidir saleebaan. That is a good thing. But I love Darood, isaaq and Dir, madhibaan and digil. I feel very bad of everything that Hawiye did to other brothers on our name. If I was the president, I will have not formed a gov't unlill hawiye take responsibility for their actions on others. That is why I will never go back to Somalia because their are qabileste.

Know the difference between qabil and qabyalad? qabil is where your father came from and its good because incase something happen to you somewhere, people can locate your parents. Qabyaalad is when I hate Ogaden for just being Ogaden without doing anything to me personality. Or hiring people and denying others jobs based on their qabil. The prophet was a quraishi, and I am habargidir. both of us are good.

[Sumubaridi]

Nchi si yenu . kumbuka hii. We ni warya.

Nawe kumbuka hi. Hatukuja kenya Mkono tupu. Tulikuja na sehemu zetu za Nchi. Kaskazini Mashariki ilikuwa yetu kabla ya kenya kuanzwa. Wachaluo walikuja na sehemu yao, wakiku pia, na sisi warya tulikuja na sehemu zetu. Sisi zi waombaji kenya au wageni kenya. sisi ni wenyechi

[Adali]

When I go to Somalia, I want peace and quite, no stress, I just want Somalinimo, no qabyalad, that is why I will avoid Somaliland and Puntland all together, I will just go to places I know the culture is relaxed, I will chill in Caabudwaaq or go Kismaayo for business and negotiate with Amxaar slaves managing the port.

[Susu000]

I hate qabil so much. Alxd in kenya, Somalis are just one qabil that is among the other qabils in kenya like the Kikuyu, Kamba and Luo. Since I like where Somalis are just one qabil, Kenya is my home. When people see me, they would not consider me Qabil X. They will call me Somali.

As long as I do not go to Somalia, I will not associate, entertain, be part of, or use qabil. I am a kenyan Somali American. That is enough for me till I die.

Unless you had a labatomy done yesterday I must quote you on some things.. Just to remind you incase you've forgot..

" you used to live with your hooyo until she handed you yo your SACAD husband" remember Sumu?

" I'm not going to argue with you because you are married to a SACAD which means you are my dumaashi"

These two statements both indicate that you are nothin short of plain hilarious..

Actually, this is a good thing. respecting your in-laws and your mother's side of the family is a honorable thing. What I am talking about is people hating other qabils and denying them justice. Knowing your qabil and respecting them is a good thing. I have said many times I am habargidir saleebaan. That is a good thing. But I love Darood, isaaq and Dir, madhibaan and digil. I feel very bad of everything that Hawiye did to other brothers on our name. If I was the president, I will have not formed a gov't unlill hawiye take responsibility for their actions on others. That is why I will never go back to Somalia because their are qabileste.

Know the difference between qabil and qabyalad? qabil is where your father came from and its good because incase something happen to you somewhere, people can locate your parents. Qabyaalad is when I hate Ogaden for just being Ogaden without doing anything to me personality. Or hiring people and denying others jobs based on their qabil. The prophet was a quraishi, and I am habargidir. both of us are good.

Good point, my question is, why did you feel the need to emphasise my husbands clan in your statement ? You could have just settled with " your mum handed to your husband" that right there dear, is qabyaalad deely embedded in your thinking.

[Bibaaye6828]

Nchi si yenu . kumbuka hii. We ni warya.

Nawe kumbuka hi. Hatukuja kenya Mkono tupu. Tulikuja na sehemu zetu za Nchi. Kaskazini Mashariki ilikuwa yetu kabla ya kenya kuanzwa. Wachaluo walikuja na sehemu yao, wakiku pia, na sisi warya tulikuja na sehemu zetu. Sisi zi waombaji kenya au wageni kenya. sisi ni wenyechi

Sheeko suju aa la imaatay man.

The problem with kenya most time is just the police. Every xmas they come out like 'leta pesa'. They dont know the difference between mid shalay soo galay iyo kii ku dhashay. N they dont give a fuck anyway. You the bonus.

[jamal859]

Nchi si yenu . kumbuka hii. We ni warya.

Well said even though my dad has been in the Kenyan government for over a decade

[Inaayah]

Sumu is one of the biggest qabilists on here.

He's just sly with it.

[Sumubaridi]

Nchi si yenu . kumbuka hii. We ni warya.

Nawe kumbuka hi. Hatukuja kenya Mkono tupu. Tulikuja na sehemu zetu za Nchi. Kaskazini Mashariki ilikuwa yetu kabla ya kenya kuanzwa. Wachaluo walikuja na sehemu yao, wakiku pia, na sisi warya tulikuja na sehemu zetu. Sisi zi waombaji kenya au wageni kenya. sisi ni wenyechi

Sheeko suju aa la imaatay man.

The problem with kenya most time is just the police. Every xmas they come out like 'leta pesa'. They dont know the difference between mid shalay soo galay iyo kii ku dhashay. N they dont give a fuck anyway. You the bonus.

Ok. 2 ay uqaybsamaan. 1) Leta chai ya wazee kichana wetu tumetembea sana ( Wiilkeena keen shaahii odayaasha wax badan baan soconay) iyo 2) wewe ongea au utafanyishwa kazi ( hadal ama waa lugaa shaqaynaa). I am not lying I paid tea alot of times if they use the first sentence. I never give a shit if they use the second one. All I tell them is, wazee, nawaheshimu lakini mimi ni mkenya kama nyinyi na nikona haki katika katiba( odayaasha, waanixushmaynaa laakiin kenyan baan ahay xaq ayaana kuleeyahay dastuurka). If they soften up, I always give them something like Ksh200. Otherwise I just follow them till I get released. They mostly will walk you miles to make you tired so you give money but I don't give money by threats.