The Best excuse for not showing up for work...

[Sauron]

Probably you having a diarrhea.

it's one off thou, since you can't use it more than once imo because it's all in your record.

[Hyperactive]

Lol Hyperactive, what made you think that I don't have a job sxb ma Sumubaridi baad rummeeysatey miyaa?
Sxb ani waa shaqeeysta laakiin sometimes in shaqoda la jarjaro mahiim maahino.

bro, you misunderstood. you thank God you have job, some people wish to have your job.

dont have vacation time?

[TheLoFather]

My bad.

Sxb I have used up all my holiday time

Hyperactive I take your advice on board and walaahi you are a good man! Allah ha ku dhoowro'!

[OliveOil]

I was the excuses master. I used to say things like "I'm moving out of the apartment and I have to wait for the delivery people to arrive and take my stuff"

I remember after I got divorced, I opened up to my supervisor, and abused that place. I was always full of shit only because I wanted to stay in bed. I lived very far away from my job. And she always felt bad for me lmaoo

[Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE]

I have the flue *fake cough
My aunt died hehe fake cry
My car won't start and I don't have anyone to give me a ride..
My cat died
I ate something weird last night..I am not feeling well I think have a food poison

All those excuses worked for me..hehe

[GAMES]

Surprisingly, i can count with both hands the number of times i called in sick in my job.

I have been late couple of times though due to traffic or other unforseen circumstances.

I just call 'em and tell them i am running late.

No biggie.

[PettyXalimo]

I need a good excuse to tell them tomorrow..

[barbarossa]

Surprisingly, i can count with both hands the number of times i called in sick in my job.

I have been late couple of times though due to traffic or other unforseen circumstances.

I just call 'em and tell them i am running late.

No biggie.

Hats off to you Games for your exemplary work ethics! When it comes to work, I, too, am so disciplined that I hardly ever run late or god forbid miss a day.

[AbdiWahab252]

The voices in my head told me not to come to work today.

Manager: "Well then, take it easy and come back when you want"

[CaliQase]

I am just sick. I have diarrhea.

I am not sure about this one because they might not let me back to work unless I am certified to be healthy enough to return to work and they might even send me to the company doctors.

My great great grand mother passed away

I have used that excuse and according to my company all my grand parents are dead

Astaqfurullah!

[HayWire]

I told my boss, my wife is in labor. Nigga was like I didn't know you were married.
Now you know nigga

[TheLoFather]

I am just sick. I have diarrhea.

I am not sure about this one because they might not let me back to work unless I am certified to be healthy enough to return to work and they might even send me to the company doctors.

My great great grand mother passed away

I have used that excuse and according to my company all my grand parents are dead

Astaqfurullah!

Istaaqfurullah

Sxb living in the belly of the beast makes one do and say terrible things! Ilaahow noo danbi dhaaf

[salool]

Beento way ka dabo imaan ee runta iska sheeg.Hadaad daalan tahay xaq baad oo leedahy inaad xanuun is qortid..atleast where i liv.

[BVSNet]

I avoid calling in sick. Don't like to do it even when I am sick since it's recorded

[AgentOfChaos]

I save that sh*t for blizzard days.