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Susu000 wrote:

Your people are the happiest when they are at war
does he have any immediate family members in galkacyo? maybe he is worried about them and is not in a jokin mood
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Ina adeeray dont do this shit. Saa ubaratiid waye lol
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Susu000 wrote: Unless he dies he will never divorce me.
I even iron his socks in the winter time.
For years I have been shaping him to believe he can't survive without me. Because I intentionally made him dependent of me.



Smart lady.

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Rambie wrote:
Susu000 wrote: Unless he dies he will never divorce me.
I even iron his socks in the winter time.
For years I have been shaping him to believe he can't survive without me. Because I intentionally made him dependent of me.



Smart lady.

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Walahi, no joke in the mornings I dress him like I do my kids, otherwise it's wheres my white shirt, where's that belt, where did I leave my watch, where's my wallet.

Then when he tried to be dependent one morning I LIED to him and told him he left the iron plugged in and on and I made a huge scene saying he almost burnt the counter I was lucky " I started smelling something" ( macnaha you are useless, you almost burned down the house)
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Susu000 wrote:
Rambie wrote:
Susu000 wrote: Unless he dies he will never divorce me.
I even iron his socks in the winter time.
For years I have been shaping him to believe he can't survive without me. Because I intentionally made him dependent of me.



Smart lady.

:Obama:
Walahi, no joke in the mornings I dress him like I do my kids, otherwise it's wheres my white shirt, where's that belt, where did I leave my watch, where's my wallet.

Then when he tried to be dependent one morning I LIED to him and told him he left the iron plugged in and on and I made a huge scene saying he almost burnt the counter I was lucky " I started smelling something" ( macnaha you are useless, you almost burned down the house)
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Susu000 wrote:
Rambie wrote:
Susu000 wrote: Unless he dies he will never divorce me.
I even iron his socks in the winter time.
For years I have been shaping him to believe he can't survive without me. Because I intentionally made him dependent of me.



Smart lady.

:Obama:
Walahi, no joke in the mornings I dress him like I do my kids, otherwise it's wheres my white shirt, where's that belt, where did I leave my watch, where's my wallet.

Then when he tried to be dependent one morning I LIED to him and told him he left the iron plugged in and on and I made a huge scene saying he almost burnt the counter I was lucky " I started smelling something" ( macnaha you are useless, you almost burned down the house)
Is your husband a handicap?
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susu, that shit is inception level of shit....planting ideas in someone mind waxaad sameynaysaa mental colonization :demonic:
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Today he went to his friend and charged my external hard drive with the latest season of Person of interest and suits. So now I said, waryaa galkacyo ma ii Keentay the series ?
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Ileen Susu Gangasterd bay so baxtay.

You're evil, but in a good way. :lol:
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Susu000 wrote:
Rambie wrote:
Susu000 wrote: Unless he dies he will never divorce me.
I even iron his socks in the winter time.
For years I have been shaping him to believe he can't survive without me. Because I intentionally made him dependent of me.



Smart lady.

:Obama:
Walahi, no joke in the mornings I dress him like I do my kids, otherwise it's wheres my white shirt, where's that belt, where did I leave my watch, where's my wallet.

Then when he tried to be dependent one morning I LIED to him and told him he left the iron plugged in and on and I made a huge scene saying he almost burnt the counter I was lucky " I started smelling something" ( macnaha you are useless, you almost burned down the house)
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susu= female sumu :lol:
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Haywire, no he is the complete opposite of handicap.
He holds a masters degree in finance and has always been doing well for him self in terms of work and social life.

Laakin, he is a little bit aloof, which means he's mind is sometimes all over the place and generally a disorganized person. So I just swept in and took over from his mum. He is maskiin waaahi. Wax ma kala ogo.I transfer money from his account each month and save them. Then I buy him tickets to football games, gifts, and stuff. He thinks it's from my own wallet.
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:shock: :|
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:deadrose:
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CaliQase wrote::shock: :|
war cali qase adaa wadankii joogee oo weliba macquul ah ee xaalada gaalkaacyo ka waran? in snet both parties are claiming victories ee see wax u jiraan?
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