Toocsi (Trolling)

[Thuganomics]

I can't relate to that cousin cos I was brought up on ratatat ginger and playing kiss catch at the local park.But I've learned what Toocsi means caawa.This rer Djibouti girl use to say to me sometimes "Toocsiga iga daa Mahamoudaw" And I'd smile sheepishly and make out I understood.The only thing I know about Djibouti buses is that I once tried to catch one from Guudka to Cite Progress.And my cousin said no not this one,we have to wait for Biike-Biike's bus.Biike-Biike happened to be a bus which belonged to tollka.So I had to wait in the sun for almost an hour before it came.Now that's dedication to the Toll course,when you know how hot Djibouti gets in the afternoon

@ Biike-Biike

I just looked up ratatat ginger. Ninyow when I came here, we lived in this big ol building. This buddy and I...jaarkii ayaa khaatiyaan naga noqday. From one floor to the next, albaab aanaan garaaciin oonaan ka carariin muu jirin. We then graduated to pulling the fire alarms or calling random people from the phone book and having weird conversations with them (before the days of *69)

Wallahi we did that phone thing too randomly.Then we finally honed it and just kept it for "enemies" we deemed "cadow" which to us was ten steps up from enemy because it was said in Somali.We once found the address of this community cop that use to hassle us.So we would order pizza's,phone an ambulance,fire department and the odd emergency plumbing company.He finally put in for a transfer and the replaced him with a more mellow geezer.All in all six months worth of trolling paid off

[Skippa]

[Kilroy]

What's toocsi? Is it a Somali word or?

I was more of a qunyadh-socod when I was young. I've had very few troubles, though sometimes I think to myself it might have been better if I was a trouble-maker in my youth, since people say young trouble-makers turn into gentlemen in adulthood. I am bracing myself now for my inner, missed-out childhood hooliganism to burst out any minute.

[Tuushi]

We definitely did the tying of islaamaha`s garbasaaro only to watch falling onto each other.

Most trouble i had taken part in was thanks to my brothers.

[SahanGalbeed]

What Tuushi , you would make islaamaha trip and fall ? oh man that's bad !


My god !?
Criminal endangerment weeye waxani , not " it brings back good memories" .

[Skippa]

What's toocsi? Is it a Somali word or?

Well I thought it was until cuz Thug over there whose somali is better than mine just said that he learned its meaning today. I guess it's af Djibouti then.

We definitely did the tying of islaamaha`s garbasaaro only to watch falling onto each other.

Most trouble i had taken part in was thanks to my brothers.

The amount of mischief my sister and I got into...from taking scissors to our maids' kalasoons and shredding them to pieces to almost setting the house on fire (I got an unforgettable lesson for that one where my mom took lit matches and put them out onto my arms...still have the scars to show for it)

[Tuushi]

The amount of shenanigans my brothers and i got into.I feel horrible for my mum when i remember them.

The most dangerous and craziest was,I found medication ampules(little injectable vials). Just my little brother and i at home later in the day.I grabbed few and fed them into the burjiko full of flaming charcoal.The kitchen exploded.Our neighbours heard and came running.He almost loss an eye.

I was a very curious kid.

[Skippa]

I found medication ampules(little injectable vials). Just my little brother and i at home later in the day.I grabbed few and fed them into the burjiko full of flaming charcoal.

you should have tried it on someone (or maybe not) I made my roomate a smoothie and spiked it with a whole lot of expired laxatives...For days on end ayuu gunta ka dhacsanaa miskiinku. Like Sahan said...sometimes, you can get carried away with pranks.

[Tuushi]

Those are serious.

Luckily,our mischief was usually just random weird stuff.Mostly experiments.

[SahanGalbeed]

Qof baa igu yidhi , maybe it was an old man , dadka aad u degan , berigey yaraayeen bay wax qasi jireen . Nobody would have thought , skippa , tushi , dadkaan iska malab-ka aad mooddo , ya....? Walaahi odagaysi been ku ma hadal

[Tuushi]

I agree.U get it out of your system.

[Skippa]

Qof baa igu yidhi , maybe it was an old man , dadka aad u degan , berigey yaraayeen bay wax qasi jireen . Nobody would have tought , skippa , tushi , dadkaan iska malab-ka aad mooddo , ya....? Walaahi odagaysi been ku ma hadal

Cous, Walaahi it's a miracle I haven't "accidentally" killed anyone There was this little french boy who lived next door to us with his family. His cooperant father suffered from depression and found solace in the bottle (he would later kill himself by slicing his wrists open) He and his wife would get into these shouting matches and the poor kid would hang around with me to escape the toxic environment. One day, while playing cowboy, I convinced him to let me pretend hang him...Waan ugaga rumeeyey...I put a noose (made from a tuumbo) on his neck...tied it to the muraaxada in the ceiling , had him stand on a chair and kicked it from under him...Lucky, the fan came down on him and he got off with just a hematoma.

[Tuushi]

Qof baa igu yidhi , maybe it was an old man , dadka aad u degan , berigey yaraayeen bay wax qasi jireen . Nobody would have tought , skippa , tushi , dadkaan iska malab-ka aad mooddo , ya....? Walaahi odagaysi been ku ma hadal

Cous, Walaahi it's a miracle I haven't "accidentally" killed anyone There was this little french boy who lived next door to us with his family. His cooperant father suffered from depression and found solace in the bottle (he would later kill himself by slicing his wrists open) He and his wife would get into these shouting matches and the poor kid would hang around with me to escape the toxic environment. One day, while playing cowboy, I convinced him to let me pretend hang him...Waan ugaga rumeeyey...I put a noose (made from a tuumbo) on his neck...tied it to the muraaxada in the ceiling , had him stand on a chair and kicked it from under him...Lucky, the fan came down on him and he got off with just a hematoma.

Holy crap.How old were you?

[Skippa]

About 10 or 11...My capacity to come up with ways to inflict annoyance and pain was nearly limitless

[SahanGalbeed]

My God skippa, Bismilaahi Raxmaani Raxiim