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50% for my savings---20 % for my living, and 20% for my family-- and 10% for charity.

I would become the President of Somalia.

Declare myself Emperor of Ethiopia and order the complete recovery of our run away territories of Somalia, Djibouti, Somaliland and Eritrea. Restore African pride and unity.

90m would get me 80,000 strong Somali army. Somali is all about money and the belly including khat. They have the biggest calool in the land.
Oromo army not so much maybe $20m for 40,000 Oromo soldiers. Oromo is happy as long as he has a job and duty.
The same for Amhara. Amhara will even volunteer as long as he sees Africa united and the Amharic language reaches the Indian ocean.
Tigregu is bit more greedy like his Somali cousin. So I may have to rise the price for them.

Budget for the army: $130m

$130m more to buy loyal tribes. I give them fake posts and they are happy.

The rest of the money buys me the best economists, military engineers and political advisors in the world.

In all $900mn goes towards my name on the history pages. Material wealth evaporates in time. The 900mn might be something today but in 200 years people would laugh at you. But nothing can replace history pages you are down forever like Plato, Genghis Khan, Napoleon.

so we are all gonna pretend this is a normal thing Somalis do now?Buy lottery tickets?

I would spend 250m on trying to win the next lottery and spend the reminder bribing Somali girls for...
well got to find a way to spread this haram money

Tuushi wrote:so we are all gonna pretend this is a normal thing Somalis do now?Buy lottery tickets?

is this really a taboo subject Tuushi???