My first ever date!

[thehappyone]

^

I won't let you jealous lot ruin my night.






Nobody noticed I'm a size 11.

You know what they say about men with big feet

[thehappyone]

Okay im off, I'm gonna meet her at my local train station.

The plan is to have a nice night, be chatty, confident, funny. Basically be my snet personality in real life. I hope I can pull it off. I'll update you guys in the morning.

[YummyMummy]

Awww loool knock it out the park son, I'm sure it'd be a great laugh. Loving your phone pics

[cheifaqilbari]

Good luck .kkkkkk geesi haga kawad.

[Adali]

I like the rawness of this topic. Keep us updated. My date cancelled on me so I'm texting all my back up bitches.

[Bibaaye6828]

Happy1 get it my bro.

[InaSamaale]

If your previous thread was a joke which you now admit, how can we believe and trust you about this supposed date sxb?
For all we know today could be your pay day and while walking along the high street you might have thought fck it let me treat me a bit and popped to matalan and bought some garments like it was ciid!... assumptions! assumption! ... fck it sxb goood luck with that half Jamaican half nigerian chic ....aka half sangadhuudhi and the other half also sangadhuudhi... so double sangadhuudhi it is then! And I bet aftet the date if you impress her... she be thinking and may dream that she potentially her the kids she pops will be a little less samgadhuudhi. Lol.

What ever you do Dont Do anything the Dibi won't!
Have fun huuno, haye dheh!

Lo'doon that's disgusting. Ilah abuurtiis amaan sii. Besides west african/jamaican are beautifully abundant in melanin with wholesome feminine figure.

@THO what did you use to take a photo of your phone? I assume ppl just used smart phones as cameras...

[Tanker]

Please tell me your date failed i will sleep good

[Tuushi]

Is that a Nokia?The best phone ever?

You just got hotter.

Have fun.

[CigaalSHiiDaaDCFC]

Lol, the struggle is real good luck sxb nd dnt do any haram things eeh

what happend to your trumf Dickk thread?

I asked hyper to delete u nd Aisha ruined it.

[Jeffo]

[gegiroor]

What is matalan? I assume it is a store that sells second hand clothes or something similar to Dollar store.

Honestly though, when I first read it, I thought THO referred to mataan, and I was like who is mataan guy? I felt perhaps he is a some fella who is running a store where men go and rent suites, especially when they are going out for a date. Then I ask myself meeshan ingiriisku meel lagu bakhtiyey baa oo dharka la tabalcaaraysto. Anyhow, thanks for the funny story!

[Phinks]

Fuck these haters! Don't let them bring you down OP!

Hurry up with the update though!

[DhiigSomaliyed]

Bro you got a long way to go.

They say don't put the pu$$y on a pedestal.

[thehappyone]

InaSamaale I used my brother's ipad.


It's 10am and I just got home. I don't know what to say it's been a long frustrating night. We went central london as planned but for some reason we couldn't get into any club. Nerves got the best of me so we ended up in a bar in dalston (north london) and I got white boy wasted as usual. I don't remember much, it's all a haze, what I do remember is after a while taking a cab to her place . She literally lives 5 minute walk from my house. I woke up in her bed and she was skeeping on the sofa, and then I knew I fucked up. I joined her and we spooned for half an hour and I asked her why she was sleeping there, she told me her sister was coming and I need to leave. I honestly dont know what I did wrong. I think she was upset I didn't smash, but I could be wrong. I'm tucking into a greggs breakfast thinking about that wonderful spoon.