I finally found out how to get a woman

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Re: I finally found out how to get a woman

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^^labo naag ba iso furay wah laku faano ma ha.
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Hyperactive wrote:^^labo naag ba iso furay wah laku faano ma ha.
Saaxiib waxay dheheen wax ba ma aadan qabsan. Labo naag means I spent $40,000 on marriage expense. Marka America nin 2 naagood kuguursaday oo asaga dhaqday waa labo xiniinyood. Kuwa kale inta habeenkii udhuuntaan ayay Caanaha ay Cayrta kasoo tuugsatay kacabaan.
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Sumubaridi wrote:
Inaayah wrote:Why's everyone going in hard on Sumu?

Marriage isn't some big ass achievement. ANYONE cant get married, the first one uga soo hor baxda ba wu guursan kara but you don't just get married for the sake of getting married. :Puhlease:

#TeamSumsum4lyf 8-)
Abaayo, You don't need to reply this being fed by Hooyo on welfare kids. Ayakoo kale you only ask them about Chips and Dorritos. I am single because I have high standard. I could have just married any habar Cabsan oo aan arko sida adinka. I need 23 years old, bikro, stunningly beautiful, xaafidad, never been kissed, and 5.11" tall. Habro Caloola waawayn oo Dirac jiidaayo oo cago waaweyn baa inta lasoo guursado loomalaynayaah in aduunka lakala wado. You are all depressed and have low self-steem. huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

Talk to me when you get all this.

1) I got married twice
2) I finish college
3) I have never swallowed a little drop of food stamp or welfare money
4) I have never missed one salah for the past 17 years
5) I don't have bidaar iyo Calool weyn sida Warsheikh
You've got a loada confidence that's for sure 'boowe and confidence is attractive so good on you :up: :lol:
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Re: I finally found out how to get a woman

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Hyperactive wrote:^^labo naag ba iso furay wah laku faano ma ha.
Naagtu wax ma furto. :snoop:
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Inaayah wrote:
Hyperactive wrote:^^labo naag ba iso furay wah laku faano ma ha.
Naagtu wax ma furto. :snoop:
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Hyperactive wrote:^^labo naag ba iso furay wah laku faano ma ha.
Waryaa mid bes ayaa ifurtay. Mid Anaa furay.
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Re: I finally found out how to get a woman

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:dead:I swear naag marna ninka ma furi karto. If he doesn't want to divorce her she can ask for a kuhla and she has to return her meher to him and even then he still has to say talaq doesn't he?
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Re: I finally found out how to get a woman

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Hyperactive wrote:
LoDoon wrote:Stop Dreaming!!! Ileen aduunka waxa u daran bakheeyl afartan jir ku qooqey


wallee Ilaahey Abuurtiisu wey fara badantahey!

sumu, i feel bad for you cause even"lodoon" making fun of you, i mean even lodoon!! innallilah.

:lol: I was shocked too.
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Re: I finally found out how to get a woman

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Inaayah wrote::dead:I swear naag marna ninka ma furi karto. If he doesn't want to divorce her she can ask for a kuhla and she has to return her meher to him and even then he still has to say talaq doesn't he?
Not really. She will do Quluc by leaving his Meher in the Sheikh's office and Get her divorce letter as long as she is not pregnant. She does not need his talaq or his signature to get divorce if she can return his meher. She also does not have to pay the Meher at that time. Its going to dayn on her and she can promise to pay it when she gets money. So way furi kartaah. She will call him to let him know in ay furtay asagoo magaalada joogo or have the sheikh call him.
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