I have a crush on Idris Elba.

[X.Playa]

A strong bang was knocking at my door, I was like who could this be at this hour of the night? I go down the hall, half asleep--barely clothed, my silk, satin gown almost falling, and I slowly opened the door. There stood, a stunning black man. He was very madoow badaan, the habar gidir type black beauty that promises a serious vigorous, energetic sex than smooshy, pathetic romance. His teeth were large, and white, eye brows thick, and nappy-ish, with a brisk of sparkling glaring dark eyes. His muscular body was chiseled, he wore tight jeans that sadly exposed his bulge. It wasn't disappointing, or heart breakingly small, -but it was sort of worst. It was a Medium size. Yuck. He smiled at me, and said....


"Helloo--love, this is Idris Elba---am here to impregnate you"



With my mood, and feelings interrupted by a small size reality-- I whispered back "OK"!

Baqara This Idriis Ceebla did he look like this:

[Basra-]

U all are haters! I still have a crush on Idris though, but the internet says he has a small gu.s like Xplaya!

[GalliumerianSlayer]

Basra, have you seen both Luther and The Wire?

[MegaMayne]

I have followed this site for a long time. As a new commenter, you have incredible skills and terrible talents.

@Barsa

This your old troll account on LipStickAlley?
http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread ... ndence-day

negros have big lips and wide nose, somali isnt negro. if we were negro our hair wouldnt be soft and our nose wouldnt be straight. Skin color changes nothing, i know indians, pakis, banglish who are brown doest that make them black.

Genetically somalis have heavy admixture and our dna is different from those in west africa.

That's sounds about right..

Anyway, don't let this man lie to you.

You're a terrible person and there's absolutely no redeeming qualities about you.

Pls kill yourself.