Waryahee when did you get done for DUIX.Playa wrote:I have lately moved to the center of a Somali ghetto, I am close to 5 somali restaurants. So maybe once a week I eat out in them.
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I have noticed Somalis have zero food etiquette, it's a public restaurant and yet you would see 4 eating from one large plate with hands some sticking their fore fingers in mouth to push the food the others use the Asian habit of first making small ball of rice before pushing it in the mouth using the thumb. Total chaos.
Another strange thing is when somalis in restaurant eat the meat from the bones instead of keeping the bones in his plate they liter the table with bones each on discarding his heap of bones on the table. Once they leave the next customer and the poor waiter are put into difficult position one is cleanin the embarrassment and the other is sitting in a table full of bones.
One time as I was enjoying the pre meal soup, I was watching a savage with his litter of kids eating. Two kids are sharing one plate and him is eating from one . The entire family is using hands, he is eating using one hand and in the other hand he is talking on the phone yaking mouth wide open rice flying , kids also are eating like their father mouth wide open and struggling to out mouth the other ( boob). As he was talking he also was throwing piece of meat from his plate to the kids plate while all on the phone. When most people way they never ever talk on the phone it's part of enjoying your foods.
After watching these hyena family they left and I noticed the savages left one to go meal on the table, obviously the to go meal probably was for the wife or mother of the kids. I went outsid saw the beast still on the phone yaking while his kids are trying to get in the car. I asked him did you guys ordered a to go and left it behind, still on the phone he shouted to one of his cups and told him to run and grabb it. He never even say thanks he continued yaking on the phone like a bored woman no food or social etiquette at all .
I have to use the train or city bus
sometimes I as a personnel rule and long years of a habit if my phone rings I pick it up and make it as short as possible and in quite voice, if itsnt important I don't even pick it, I don't want to invade the personell space of other riders answering a call that begins with " haye maxaa isku dhacaya". Somalis will yak loud and meaningless on the phone on public transportation annoying everybody. They will board the bus on phone on talking and continue talking the entire trip and still disembark yaking. I don't know if it's the same in the US and Europe here somali women have discovered another use for the xijaab other then hiding a bad hair day they now use it to hold their huge smart phones hand free they insert the phone on one side of the xijaab and yak for hours while walking on the street a bizzare new habit.
Talking loud, why do Somalis talk loud? This question is called " waa suaal d'a weyno oo madxaa daalinaysee" . Through long day dreaming at last I solve the mystery and this is my theory. Somalis are nomads and nomads use the shade of a tree to talk or discuess things now imagine sitting with five nomads in a windy outside environment you have to talk loud to be heared over the wind and open air. Thousands of years of assembly under the tree have given the Somalis this loud voice. Another thing is the somali female voice. It's unique it was first noticed by Richard Burton in 1853 he noted that somali women have a plaintive voice. Plaintive voice means they always by nature sound like they are complaining about something. Listen to two somali women " naa cabarooy " in plaintive call the other answers " heeeee cibaado " this loud plaintive voice evolved after thousands of years of nagging their men folk. Either way they are no less louder then their men albeit with a plaintive nagging voice.
Now how can we change these magaalo joog xumo?
Unfortunately I do that when I have to search for something in my bag or using the cash point


