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Re: I used a dating website to find a Faarax

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barbarossa wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:04 am She can perhaps hook up with me, a thrice married elderly Faarax who runs a successful laxma xalaal store in the southside of the Canadian capital, Ottawa.
When you say elderly, how old we talking. Also what's your qabiil? :clap:
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barbarossa wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:04 am She can perhaps hook up with me, a thrice married elderly Faarax who runs a successful laxma xalaal store in the southside of the Canadian capital, Ottawa.
This faggot lives in OTTAWA!

WALLAHI BULLAHI TALLAHI I SEE YOU IN GLOUCESTER YOURE GETTING IT
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Online dating is full of surprises. I remember back in the day when sisters would post their profiles on Yahoo! Personals or match.com.

Being in the middle of a dry spell and the dead of winter, I messaged one Xalimo who lived in Northern VA. Her profile was appealing. She seemed fit, was gainfully employed and was cultured. We met for dinner. In she came a gorgeous temptress who matched her online looks. The conversation went well and we had a lot in common. We exchanged numbers and said that we should stay in touch.

I get home when I get a phone call from Jama a friend of mine who was a taxiile in the D.C. area. He said he saw me with the other night with this woman and told me to drop it. I was surprised and asked why. Jama said that the woman was a regular at a D.C. Night club and had major balwad. I thought Jama was just hating but the tone in his voice was not his usual jovial tone. Naturally suspicious I made my way to that same club on Saturday night and saw what I thought was my Huralcayn get grinded on drunk as a skunk.

It was the last time I went on an online date.
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barbarossa wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:04 am She can perhaps hook up with me, a thrice married elderly Faarax who runs a successful laxma xalaal store in the southside of the Canadian capital, Ottawa.
Abti I had to run a halal store for a week when the owner my friend got sick for several days. It was the place to meet women: dhociil and garoob. I can't believe you are not collecting more numbers than the NSA
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Ii wad sheekada


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I did meet a couple of women from Somalinet chat back in 2006.
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gurey25 wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2017 11:56 am I did meet a couple of women from Somalinet chat back in 2006.

I once met a qumayo on Somalinet and as they say 'the rest is history' :)
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Lol. The rest is history.

I discovered that my wife was a somalineter during our honeymoon, she even knew my username gurey25..

I didn't know hers and never interacted with her before..
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LoDoon wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2017 12:15 pm
gurey25 wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2017 11:56 am I did meet a couple of women from Somalinet chat back in 2006.

I once met a qumayo on Somalinet and as they say 'the rest is history' :)

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gurey25 wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2017 11:56 am I did meet a couple of women from Somalinet chat back in 2006.
Fill us in do snet bytches pack a fat behind
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AbdiWahab252 wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2017 8:41 am Being in the middle of a dry spell and the dead of winter, I messaged one Xalimo who lived in Northern VA. Her profile was appealing. She seemed fit, was gainfully employed and was cultured. We met for dinner. In she came a gorgeous temptress who matched her online looks. The conversation went well and we had a lot in common. We exchanged numbers and said that we should stay in touch.

I get home when I get a phone call from Jama a friend of mine who was a taxiile in the D.C. area. He said he saw me with the other night with this woman and told me to drop it. I was surprised and asked why. Jama said that the woman was a regular at a D.C. Night club and had major balwad. I thought Jama was just hating but the tone in his voice was not his usual jovial tone. Naturally suspicious I made my way to that same club on Saturday night and saw what I thought was my Huralcayn get grinded on drunk as a skunk.

It was the last time I went on an online date.
You blew the chance of a lifetime to earn a great ajr. There could have been a high chance that she quit her balwad and straighten had you tried to help her.
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Re: I used a dating website to find a Faarax

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gurey25 wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2017 11:56 am I did meet a couple of women from Somalinet chat back in 2006.
Ah the bad old days. The online section was bumping and I met a few including one who was the EEdo of my ex wife
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Re: I used a dating website to find a Faarax

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Just take the butcher and call it a day

Otherwise end up a bitter spinster getting diapers changed by a hostile Filipino nurse with the bedside manner of Genghis Khan :lol:
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Re: I used a dating website to find a Faarax

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gobdoon wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2017 2:21 am Are you he or she ?
Are you serious if yes why are you putting your busines here.


She must be a woman if she is mentioning Beyonce. But I heard you one shouldn't trust anyone in cyberspace.
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Re: I used a dating website to find a Faarax

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I miss the days of Snet chat rooms MSN messenger. Oh times were simple then
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