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PanSomaliNationalist wrote: Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:34 am In the middle of the street some omani dude was grinding hard on some tanzanian chick with a big ass oh my lord. He knew i wanted to smash he asked me where im from. I said where are you from he said Oman. I said im also from oman he asked what tribe i am. I got nervous and i said Darod. He said sheikh darod i said yeah. He hugged me with excitement and told me to come in his mercedes. I hopped in and he took me to his house which had a bunch of tanzanian chicke with big asses and some.of his friends. He said i could have any one and i picked this hot chick and smashed. I lasted two seconds because the pssy was too much. After that he set up some khaat and shisha and asked where in oman im from. I said im historically from salalah but most of my people left and moved to Somalia. He said that he could get me omani citizenship because he works in the omani embassy in Canada and could also get me an government job in Oman. I said i'll keep in touch with you

AbkoowDhiblaawe wrote: Wed Aug 30, 2017 5:23 pm walahi this is legit one of the funniest threads on snet. AW, Aisha and advo noolada!