Hooyo told me I need to get married, where do I find a husband?

[Advo]

1 post

and it talks about marriage

Somalis really are obsessed with this... crap. Esp with how divorce is so prevalent

Beyond obsessed

First thing they will always ask u is

Are u married yet lol

I have met girls that got married just to get out the house and then get divorced to be independent and on their own.

[Canuck2]

I don't want some geeljire who is trying to use me for tahriib. I don't want to be awkwardly introduced by my family to Ina Hebel Hebel, who is such a nice young man with absolutely no social skills. I don't want some ciyaal suuq. I don't want a broke ass, uneducated negro. I don't want a holier than thou-jackass who wants to "complete his deen" by marrying four women. Or even his little brother, lil' holier-than-thou, who poses with khamis, blazer jacket, sneakers and Ray Bans - and wants to "complete his deen" by marrying a housekeeper with a polished, Instagram account. Also, I'd rather not be someone's min-yaro.

Honest to God, every Somali guy in my town I imagine I would be remotely interested in, has a white girl fetish. It doesn't really help that I live in frigid, white country either.

Should I just choose the geeljire? At least we share the same qabiil.

Please advice.

Tell your mom the truth.

When will the queen of Somalinet will join Somalilane.com ?

[AbdiWahab252]

1 post

and it talks about marriage

Somalis really are obsessed with this... crap. Esp with how divorce is so prevalent

I agree FAh which is why I don’t recommend marriage unless you have cohabited with that person. A test drive

[AbdiCushite]

How big is your booty

Only 1 person asked the important question on the entire first page

[FAH1223]

1 post

and it talks about marriage

Somalis really are obsessed with this... crap. Esp with how divorce is so prevalent

Beyond obsessed

First thing they will always ask u is

Are u married yet lol

I have met girls that got married just to get out the house and then get divorced to be independent and on their own.

I've seen the same bruh

[FarhanYare]

1 post

and it talks about marriage

Somalis really are obsessed with this... crap. Esp with how divorce is so prevalent

The marriage topic is brought up in every conversation nowadays. If you are above 25 and still single/not married to Somalis nolasha ayaad ka dhacday.

[FAH1223]

1 post

and it talks about marriage

Somalis really are obsessed with this... crap. Esp with how divorce is so prevalent

The marriage topic is brought up in every conversation nowadays. If you are above 25 and still single/not married to Somalis nolasha ayaad ka dhacday.

Yup. It's annoying as hell.

[aarhost]

No one is fully perfect. Do what your heart wants to do.

[Twist]

1 post

and it talks about marriage

Somalis really are obsessed with this... crap. Esp with how divorce is so prevalent

The marriage topic is brought up in every conversation nowadays. If you are above 25 and still single/not married to Somalis nolasha ayaad ka dhacday.

Wait a minute, Farhan! Weren't you saying just a while ago that you were in the market for a Xaliimo? So now you got hitched and it's time to look down on single Faaraxs miyaa? Or you're under 25?

[FarhanYare]

1 post

and it talks about marriage

Somalis really are obsessed with this... crap. Esp with how divorce is so prevalent

The marriage topic is brought up in every conversation nowadays. If you are above 25 and still single/not married to Somalis nolasha ayaad ka dhacday.

Wait a minute, Farhan! Weren't you saying just a while ago that you were in the market for a Xaliimo? So now you got hitched and it's time to look down on single Faaraxs miyaa? Or you're under 25?

In general terms that's all.

[WiredForGood]

1 post

and it talks about marriage

Somalis really are obsessed with this... crap. Esp with how divorce is so prevalent

It is human obsession to have something/somebody they care about in life. An income, profession, a goal and someone to care about, pretty much the list sums up what people need in this life.

[TeeriReturns]

I don't want some geeljire who is trying to use me for tahriib. I don't want to be awkwardly introduced by my family to Ina Hebel Hebel, who is such a nice young man with absolutely no social skills. I don't want some ciyaal suuq. I don't want a broke ass, uneducated negro. I don't want a holier than thou-jackass who wants to "complete his deen" by marrying four women. Or even his little brother, lil' holier-than-thou, who poses with khamis, blazer jacket, sneakers and Ray Bans - and wants to "complete his deen" by marrying a housekeeper with a polished, Instagram account. Also, I'd rather not be someone's min-yaro.

Honest to God, every Somali guy in my town I imagine I would be remotely interested in, has a white girl fetish. It doesn't really help that I live in frigid, white country either.

Should I just choose the geeljire? At least we share the same qabiil.

Please advice.

ok, so we know what you dont want, what do you want?

you must have an ide ain mind of atleats what you want....e.g. race wise? you in to somalis or you one of those girls into foreigners?

are yuo edcuated? does that me you want a guy who is also in your league edcuation wise? you must have some idea

for me she had to be no older than I, ideally Ogaden, tall and slender, ideally, educated ideally, if not Ogaden than Dagodia as we live together and have lots in common and no beef,

i hate ajanbi girls, somali must, she had to be feminine atleast, no feminazis, homely, kind, very resever, conservetive, menaing no party girl, no wedding obsessed halimo thats goes to wedding every friday/saturday night, ideally not so easy for men, meaning she had to be a virgin, and of course religious, i am Og, its a must,

so what do you want in a chap?

[TeeriReturns]

You are on course to end up with Abu Leroy DeShawn

agah, wa funny becaseu i have seen lots of somali girls do that, they get perfume for meher then she finds out 5 months later he was in prison for 6 years for robbery, and the somali guy has to pay 15000$ for wedding, leroy gets free ceeb and wedding, wallahi i have seen somali girls offered perfume in london by Tyrones,

[PanSomaliNationalist]

Im not the first but how big is your booty?

[Fey]

I think you need to invest a good dildo (excuse me) but there is no Mr perfect .

OP, honey, he meant vibrator.