GIRLS THAT GIVE ME EREXION

[*Anisa]

Poor intruder, you disappear everytime I diss you, and re-appear whenever i'm away. Nin kaa fuleeysan allah ma abuurin. Fukking disgrace

[dhuusa_deer]

[quote="Galol"] DD

Yes Jaz has it but she **** up to the Wahabbis and girls interested in gods and Arabs put me right off. God is a bore and a killjoy extraordinaire. could you imagine the disgusting scene of Somaliziss being humped by aiman while reading teh Quran in that bee gees with constipation voice? "lets do it sister bismillahi raxamanu focking Raxiim"

Sick![/quote]

@ aiman and somalisizz

I won't get that out of mind for a while. Holy shit!

The upside: another one those sick images to help save guard against premature ejaculation.

[Axlaan]

[quote="Galol"]Now at my age that is a quite a feat. I usually prefer a decent cup of tea. But some girls still make me feel 17 again. Here is general description. Say if it fits you and make an old man happy.

Long legs with thighs so well shaped gods have spent time sculpting them, for by golly I am a leg man. Small waist and great, big Somali bum. Small upper body carrying at least orange-sized two although apple sized ones are ok too. it is the legs I want remember.

Intelligent can look you in the eye and make sense. And she must have class. A good test is to ask her about her Exboyfriends. A classy lady never tells the secrets of the men she associates with and she only asks you about yours in that holy moment after dark when the deed has been done and you are watching the city lights beneath you shimmer in the cool silence of the night.

Oh and lastly she must give it up with a token of resistance, made futile by strength and aklways wonder if you really love her without saying so. eyes must say that for keeping them wondering is a great strength.

Do you fit the description? In somalinet I have a feeling that Axlaan, Hannah and Kambuli fit that. Perhaps Demure and Quruxley too. say it if you do.[/quote]

Galol,
My dark face is red from blushing if you can believe that. I don't know about hannah, kambuli, demure and quruxley, but that's me to the T. And it's all thanks to my DHULBAHANTE mother, without her beauty, wisdom, and nurture I would not be this hot.

Intruder,
I know that you know, that I'm hot. So stop frontin' nigga.

[dhuusa_deer]

Axlaan,

A question I've been wanting to ask you for a while. Who is the chic in the sawirka you have in ur avatar?

[Galol]

Thank you Axlan.

[Demure]

Galol, I don't know if I should feel shocked or flattered that I might have possibly made your list, but let me help you here. I disqualify because I'm not tall, no endless legs here sorry

[Galol]

Demure

Am I right about the character though? You have that X thing, I think. But no legs no good. Perhaps a good friend to take to the theatre and good restaurants then.

[Cawar]

Galol

Its about time your show ends, and you brought it up yourself, when you mentioned God in a negative and unacceptable way. Waxaan lahaa odaygu hal maalin ha iska raaxeysto, laakiin.

Old cranky man, these honest grils are telling you this out of pity and you know it, you might as well stop it now, i am sure by now your mission 5 contro 1 is over by now with the two comments from these lovely young ladies....you fantasized about...and yes make no mistake about it, no woman in her right mind (well so long as she is somali) will fall for someone insulting his creator and hers Allah SWT.

PS there are websites you can actually see things , i reccomend you visit there whne and IFF you become horny and i guess you have to pay for them as well .

[Demure]

Galol, although I'm known to date an older guy or two who are blessed with actual brains, not the one most guys think with. I draw the line at the elderly! One can not even consider them for good a restaurant or the theatre.

[Galol]

Cawar

Let me pass a little wisdom about women to you my son for i have a 25 years of learning and usually failing how to seduce them. I used every book in the trick including the cruel ones my mentors taught me when I was 14 and the suction pump controlled my life. They said insult them names. destroy their confidence by saying how ugly and pointless they were! I was even told what to say if she refuses your advances! You were supposed to say Dameeraha ta u fool xun yaa u harrati kulul (The ugliest of donkey mares has the nastiest kick)

Typically Somali, typically nasty, vicious and cruel. As I grew up i learnt that being nice to them works too. I sdid the flowers and the gifts and the chocolates thing but they know you are just after what their skirts protect. What I learnt is they appreciate audacity, be straightforward. No cawar don't go now and say to the first group of chicks you see "hey which one of you ladies wants a fock"(although i promise you they will be intrigued by the balls and the shock. Promise you try it if you have the cojones - you may get a slap but they would like to see you again) but telling them that you like them and that you would like to dance with her or see her again. Up front and no nonsense. But never ever show desperation or weakness. They do not give it up through pity.

They respond to it with maternal protection but they do not go weak at the knees. So here it is ladies and I assure they appreciate it: I am lusting after you Axlan. Blush again for me Inabti.

Oh and God doesn't come into it except of course if you are one of those bstrad wadaaads who use god as a ploy to get into little girls' knickers. Sick bstrads.

[Galol]

Lol@Demure. You did make me laugh and that is a good start. At least you know I have taste.

Anyway do I remember you speaking Arabic? Cayaratni bi sheyyib wa huwa wiqaaru...yaa leytahaa cayartniii bima huwa caaru...

[Cawar]

^
Al Shuyubatu caarun wan antaa caaru, wa caarunaa bariiuuna minka ya caarun qadiimul dahra.

Kam kasranaa ku'uusal xubbi min zamanun, fakayfa nabkii calaa ka'sin kasarnaahu??

[Axlaan]

dhuusa,
The chick is my abgaal god-mother, no joke. She was my mother's best friend in xamar. I hope she's still alive.

Cawar,
You should seriously take some notes from Galol, for you desperately need to learn the art of seduction when it comes to women. No offence, of couse. I highly recommend you take Galol 101, The way to women's Mind, Body, and Soul. Not everything is about looks, sometimes the ugliest person can be all that and bag of loos in maqsinka where looks isn't important.loooooooool

Galol,
Inabti all over the place walle. You are one seductive odey. If I was over 40 and desperate, I would've came to where you are for some xanto xantaas.

[Cawar]

Galol

Thanks for the advice, but i prefer the can we fock tonight method..

Anyhow you are deviating from my point trying to fool gabdhaha, i tell you onething my friend these girls aday suuqa ku gaysan karaan , so aim not that worried about them, i just hate when in the midlle of no where you meddle your mouth with God, that just stirs and boils my blood into the boiling point and i am considred a tolerant guy.


Axlaan

Thanks, i will take that into consideration. but how do you know i am not nice to women?? and that i use my looks as a tool to seduce women??
In anycase, i will start with you, and see if works. here I go:

Dear Axlaan I find your language and style very agressive and rude yet i find you attractive....how about that for a starter??

[Demure]

Galol, ma kaanshe asdii ini acayirak fi aye makaan ow wasiilaa really! laakin I couldn't help myself in antaqim minak lil ihaanaat ilsuqayara bitactak diih.

Cawar, uulte ee ya khooya? was that Arabic?
Hey I didn't know you speak Arabic, where did you learn it?