BREAKING: ASWJ surrendered!!!

[barbarossa]

Well placed government sources were quoted saying that Shiikh Shaakir has agreed to disband his Ahluwasuna Wajimiica militia effective immediately. In addition, the Galgaduud xerta timaweynta spiritual leader was prevailed upon to retire from the regional political arena, in exchange for a promise that he stands to be treated with the proverbial golden handshake, which reportedly includes but not limited to the followings:
a princely sum of greenbacks (estimated in the millions) deposited to his personal bank account
a government provided security detail to guarantee his safety
and as the icing on the cake, the government is to supply the good sheikh with a private residence in the form of a commodious villa to be built in the outskirts of Dhuusomareeb.

[AbdiWahab252]

Bishop Barbarossa

We clergy are missing out on the monetary mannah growing in the desert! I plead that you call a meeting of the Synod so that we too can get our cut. Other clergy wear princely robes and don heavy gold rings while only metal you rock are the two gold teeth in the front of your mouth

[barbarossa]

Bishop Barbarossa

We clergy are missing out on the monetary mannah growing in the desert! I plead that you call a meeting of the Synod so that we too can get our cut. Other clergy wear princely robes and don heavy gold rings while only metal you rock are the two gold teeth in the front of your mouth

[Murax]