Pick up lines

Dicemoney · Post by **Dicemoney** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:18 pm

THATZ LAME STRAIGHT UP IF HE SAID ARE YOU RELATED TO MUHAMMED SHE COULD HAVE SAID MUHAMMED ******(his last name describing the person. or she was high on crack Laughing

Xplosive_playa · Post by **Xplosive_playa** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:34 pm

Chat Up lines dnt work!!!
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let me give u some advice......learn from me now!!

1) A key ting wen chirpsing a gal......is to show her ur confident!!
From time u step to her........u already half way there......make eye contact and boys........dnt look anywhere below the face.........coz galz can sense that!

2) Make a gal laugh..........from time she is laughin and smiling......go in for the kill.....but dnt ask for the number straight away.....NO NO ...take ur time and assess the situation!!

3) Make sure u ave a nice aftershave on..........especially wen u ave 2 get close to the gal!!...............aint noting worse then smellin bad!

4) Most imporatnt of all.............CHECK WHO IS AROUND!!......aint notin worse then steppin to a gal wen her cousin or brother is in the vicenity!!

BARIIS&BASTOO_BOY · Post by **BARIIS&BASTOO_BOY** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:37 pm

^^^

THIS SATURDAY LETS HIT THE SHOPPING CENTRE

I BUY YOU SAMS CHICKEN

Dicemoney · Post by **Dicemoney** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:37 pm

MAY I ADD BE YOURSELF AND BE CONFIDENT !

Xplosive_playa · Post by **Xplosive_playa** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:38 pm

^^^^^^^^^^

for real............and DNT BRAGG ABOUT WAT U AVE!!

@narchist Panther · Post by **@narchist Panther** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:39 pm

[quote="Dicemoney"]THATZ LAME STRAIGHT UP IF HE SAID ARE YOU RELATED TO MUHAMMED SHE COULD HAVE SAID MUHAMMED ******(his last name describing the person. or she was high on crack Laughing

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loool...did it work on msn for u...nxt time son..

BARIIS&BASTOO_BOY · Post by **BARIIS&BASTOO_BOY** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:40 pm

Xplosive_playa SO ARE GOING Question

Xplosive_playa · Post by **Xplosive_playa** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:41 pm

[quote="BARIIS&BASTOO_BOY"]^^^

THIS SATURDAY LETS HIT THE SHOPPING CENTRE

I BUY YOU SAMS CHICKEN[/quote]

Laughing

_BuFF_GYAL_ · Post by **_BuFF_GYAL_** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:42 pm

[quote="AFROMANIA"]Walalo Mahaa 079 Kuhigaa Smile

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bisad.. Exclamation

i woz gna say dat....... still dat one was joke tho some twat try use dat on me one time.. wallhi i was on tha floor wen i first heard that Laughing

BARIIS&BASTOO_BOY · Post by **BARIIS&BASTOO_BOY** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:42 pm

I GOT CONDOMS DONT WORRY

DisplacedDiraac · Post by **DisplacedDiraac** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:44 pm

a Guy comes up to a girl and says

'Hey baby why don't you come to my place to do some maths, plus a bed, subract our clothes, divide your legs and lets multiply Rolling Eyes

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I know a hoe that fall for that line, and yes she has a nickname on this forum Rolling Eyes

Xplosive_playa · Post by **Xplosive_playa** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:46 pm

[quote="BARIIS&BASTOO_BOY"]Xplosive_playa SO ARE GOING Question

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Well.........i dnt hit on lil galz u no!!!
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but since u wanna get laid......I WILL HELP U OUT
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DAMN!!.......I FEEL LIKE WILL SMITH IN HITCH Laughing

BARIIS&BASTOO_BOY · Post by **BARIIS&BASTOO_BOY** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:48 pm

no man i dont like little girls i go for 20+ because their punaninini is full grown and mature they often say i am too young i got a few by getting them drunk with vodka but thats not right

@narchist Panther · Post by **@narchist Panther** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:49 pm

loool..gotta make da unfortunate brothers look cool...

LilTrigger · Post by **LilTrigger** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:53 pm

[quote="@narchist Panther"]

loool...did it work on msn for u...nxt time son..[/quote]

Laughing

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