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muslim-man · Post by **muslim-man** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:14 am

yeah nabeela how do you know he was talking to me ? are you following us Confused

this place is not safe Laughing

LionHeart-112 · Post by **LionHeart-112** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:14 am

^^so u 2 like know each other and stuff? what r u, lovers?

muslim-man · Post by **muslim-man** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:16 am

salafi brother works as a security guard in my company Laughing

Post by **Nabeela** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:17 am

[quote="muslim-man"]yeah nabeela how do you know he was talking to me ? are you following us Confused

this place is not safe Laughing

[/quote]

because you guys are the same ppl Laughing

LionHeart-112 · Post by **LionHeart-112** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:26 am

[quote="muslim-man"]salafi brother works as a security guard in my company Laughing

[/quote]

and let me guess, you are the corporate guy that carries the briefcase and just happened to run into salafi one day while running back to your volvo because you forgot your presentation in there. And because you felt so guilty about not knowing the brother working there, you gave him your card and asked him to call you for drinks (halaal ones of course) and the local Halaal strip joint. He was so intrigued by your charm, job status and your norwegian cologne, he promises to call the next day. But because he couldn't wait till the next day, he decided to call you the same night from the pay phone in the lobby of the building. Luckily, he catches you while u are finishing up your end of the day reports and assigments. He says "what's up, u still up for those drinks?". " Oh yeah, i'm about to leave work, wanna hook up in the lobby in about 5 minutes?." Jumping up and down with joy, he agrees. But as soon as you step off the elevator, he notices your wedding band and asks if u are married. You say yes. He kills right there and then with his baton because you led him into believeing you were single and gay.

The end.

NOTE:This has not happened to any1 i know.

muslim-man · Post by **muslim-man** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:30 am

cudubillah! what is it with these gay talks lately lion-heart Confused

LionHeart-112 · Post by **LionHeart-112** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:33 am

^^i dunno..wanna get drinks later?

muslim-man · Post by **muslim-man** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:37 am

yeah, where do you want us to meet? can i bring salafi along? dont worry about gang raping Laughing

he will hold your leggs firm on the floor. i will do the tast of separating your head from the rest of the body qowmu lud yowhow Laughing

LionHeart-112 · Post by **LionHeart-112** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:38 am

^^u seem angry walaal...calm down. Laughing

peace out

muslim-man · Post by **muslim-man** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:40 am

i am not angry anymore read back my edited post again Laughing

anyways peace out and no more gay talk!