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Post by Mataan_Ciideed »

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5,4 is alright for women, there is nothing wrong with that at all!. But a 5,4 dude?. Laughing Thank God I'm 6,1. Well 6,1 is medium, but that's alright too!.
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Aar aliyoow habar soxoye maac. WTF Confused
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lool@ 6'1, war bax! ileen waad dheereed? plz don't tell me you're not an avrage skinny faarax oo dheer. Are you built? lol. At work, there is this girl, she's 6'3. She looks like a man. Tall as a mawf'ucka, manly too. When I saw her, I thought she was a man. I said "hi!!! are you new?" (being as nosey as I am)

I asked her for her name, she said "Monica".. I choked on my cappaccino and said "stop playin, who's name tag do you have on?" she swore on everything that it was hers!

Marka, at times like this, it's good to be a shortie. I wouldn't want to be as tall as MANica. Wink
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Post by ERITREAN_MOB_BOSS »

[quote="sexy-kitten"] Matter fact, people that I meet have a hard time believing that I'm 5'4. They say "huuno, you must be at least 5'6 or someshit! and now, it's not the heels. [/quote]



Shes so silly, its her tail that makes her look taller.


ur 5'4? we are soooo over!....i dont like girls to hug my booty everytime i get hugs...but i find small feet so YUMMMMMY Smile

well i did a so called pick up line at a bar last night....there was 4 girls sitting at a table and the guy i was with was scared straight to approach with me....so i came up to the table and this is how it went.




Me: Every one get up now...I lost me a very important ring when i was here at this table earlier.

thegirls: ohh ok, sorry let me get up real quick for u


Me: i sat down right in her seat and looked at her in her eyes and opened up the menu that was sitting on the table and said "me and the three off us would like a stake sandwich with fine italian red wine"...pretending she was the waiter


thegirls: they all laughed and it was clear sailing from there on....all i did was charm them and the "cock blocking friends" let me do what ever i wanted with the one i wanted.
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