on the 2 bus from Brixton I was getting checked by 2 men…the younger 1 looked stunning. after a while he came ‘n’ sat next to me so um like wow man is cute even in close up…um all examining this guy ‘N’ their wasn’t a hint of imperfection on his face but fuck when he opened his mouth 2 speak.
…oh gosh it was a girl…I was speechless ‘n’ taken back …bloody chick looked ‘n’ dressed much better than all the man’s on the bus…she didn’t understand what no meant so I ended up getting off the bus way b4 my stop with her ‘n’ her m8 still on my tail trotting after me….all I could do is pray inside….I couldn’t be rude just encase they beat me up…so I dialled my friend’s cell 4 a lift.
Worst thing was my friends boyfriend was on the bus by the time I got home the story was I have given my number to this creator…

Chinese whispers.