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Gramar kuu wastay nayaah.

Have you seen anything that says grammar school here nayaah.

Guskaygaa iyaa gramar uu bahaan.

Do you fu1cking think this a grammar competition dhiloyahay.

And should you like my CV my guss have conquered more than your whole family.

Educated in university of sophia antipolis of nice (south of France)
Pure math and physic.

Bsc of networking in London.

Working for 3 largest IT consultancy in Europe. For a project of 250 billion a year (That is the HMRC and custom in UK).
(used to work the biggest mobile telephone company in the world)


Would you compete with my guss nayaah!!!!!

[quote] Educated in university of sophia antipolis of nice (south of France)
Pure math and physic. [/quote]

Surely you mean to say university of Sophia Antipolis rather than "sophia antipolis".

I'm terribly sorry my djibouti friend, but SomaliNetters aren't familiar with any subject called "physic". There is however a subject widely known as Physics. Could you possibly have meant Physics rather than "Physic"?

[/quote] my guss have conquered more than your whole family. [quote]

Surely you mean to say my ceeb HAS conquered... rather than "my ceeb have conquered"? Out of curiosity my sexually frustrated friend, how many penises do you have?

[/quote] (used to work the biggest mobile telephone company in the world) [/quote]

I'm sure you meant to say "used to work" FOR...


[quote]Would you compete with my guss nayaah[/quote]

Which part of the title "MR. avowedly-agnostic" lead you to believe that I was female? How do you expect to compete with anyone when you fail to make the simplest of grammatical distinctions between male and female?

For your benefit Mr. Djibouti, I'll clarify: the title "Mr.” refers to men, while "Mrs." or "miss" refers to women.

You're an absolute disgrace Mr. Djibouti. Your boast of having multiple "ceeb", and your atrocious grammar and spelling combined brings this respectable forum into disrepute. You really ought to be ashamed of yourself. And you may also want to see your doctor about your multiple “gus”; it’s not a common occurrence.

Like I stated earlier, "I fully realise that SomaliNet isn’t grammar school, and there’s not much wrong with the occasional typographical error, but your writing skill (or rather the lack thereof) is really quite disturbing."

In any case, my offer of private tuition is still on the table.

Ok As you ArE up to the grammar course tonight.

Could you rectify the next one please:

Galol baay futadoo cuncunaysaah???

Could you analyse that nayaah galol

avowedly-agnostic

motha fukaa, is ur anus itching for some anal pounding , motha fukaa

bend the fuk down and let me penterate ur english wanabe anus with my huge uncurmuicsed ceeb dont worry i will let u sip on my holly sperms u can use some of it as non alchoalic jell for your Srilankan hair , motha fukaa

Don

"According to our ulema (osma bin laden)."

Listen Don, you can bash the Saudi Royal family till the cows come home, but remember, Osama is not and has never claimed to be an Ullemma (Scholar), so spare us your rantings.

[quote="gurey25"]Salafi

I feww weeks in Riyadh will do you good.
[/quote]