What is The nicest Thing Anyone Has Ever Said To You?

Steeler [Crawler2] · Post by **Steeler [Crawler2]** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:55 am

Ay iisho
Guy goes into a sex shop and wants to buy a sex doll. Guy behind the counter says:
"You want a white doll or a black one?"
"White"
"Big tits or small?"
"Big"
"Blond or Dark hair"
"Blond"
"Muslim or Christian?"
"What's religion got to do with it?"
"The Muslim one blows itself up."

Lord Diplock · Post by **Lord Diplock** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:06 am

[quote="MAD MAC"]Ay iisho
Guy goes into a sex shop and wants to buy a sex doll. Guy behind the counter says:
"You want a white doll or a black one?"
"White"
"Big tits or small?"
"Big"
"Blond or Dark hair"
"Blond"
"Muslim or Christian?"
"What's religion got to do with it?"
"The Muslim one blows itself up."[/quote]

The last sentence is not funny Mr. MAD Smile

Steeler [Crawler2] · Post by **Steeler [Crawler2]** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:37 am

Come on man, where's you sense of humor? That was hillarious!

Lord Diplock · Post by **Lord Diplock** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:44 am

Cheap joke in my view.