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i thought Koombe was only Harti and Geri ......why u labeling all Daroods as Kombos , old man

Garaad

You kids dont worry your heads with these stuff. But once upon a time all daaroods used to be kombos and now this group are saying rabbina sahal caleyhum oo hadda Komboba nimankii ma ahee waa qolo kale.

Galol, as I told you before I do enjoy the occasional Qabiil jokes, as long as they're done with taste.

Glad you liked the publicity joke, you will not believe who I heard it from.

i don't know what the hell you talking about .............. how many bottle of rum you had this evening

Demure

You didnt tell me no such thing woman and dont even pretend you did.

But I could guess who you heard it from.

Actually I did. I see we're having another momentary lapse of memories. Buds go easy with your friend the flask will you?

What do you call a somalidiid? Isaaq

What do you call a Darood langaab? Langaabiigaashe

What do you call a person who has a jar of money shaken to speed up the delivery process? habr gidr

What do you call a person who faans everything including aideeds moms, Dahir aweys moms, first man on the moon? Mad dog

What happened when the eelay and the hawiye crossed the road together? The hawiye shot the eelay

Garad

These gorgeous curvy ladies in the shape of bottles were not rum but crispy, haughty, dry white beer lovingly brewed from Saxony barley and Czech hops. They are chilled to the bone till they sweat like they played football all day and agitated, not shaken boy, agitated my son. and then sipped with admiration and earnest firmness like a good woman. so watch your langauge, do not insult my ladies.

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Basra why it is that you always claim to be a different tribe? Could it be you are oh never mind?

tells us what clan you belong to so we can castrate all men from said clan.

What a stupid remark

ashamed are you? don't worry, i'll use a sharp knife.

galol you do try too hard old dog and KOOMBE is a section of darod that includes harti while SADE is a section that includes Marehan. do find it in your early signs of alzheimers to not mistake the two again will ya?



as for clan jokes.

Once upon a time there was an old Abgaal woman who lived with her only daughter in a hut in Warsheikh. There used be a military base near that town and with the abgaal being the among the only noble soomaal ever to carry their morales loosely served as "pleasure-girls" for the celibate soldiers. a certain abgaal vixen invited over a soldier lover to her one night mistaking her mother Xaajiyo Xaa-tiri for a sleeping one.


as the lover and the lady-bird start to sample the delights, Xaajiyo Xoow-tiri awoke:



Xaajiyo Xaa-tiri: Ay Tuxubay

Ladybird: Yaa Habaro

Xaajiyo Xaa-tiri: Xaa yeerooyo

Ladybird: Askari dowlaa mahaan qoombaaro

Xajiyo Xaa-tiri: Xuu ribiyaa

Ladybird: Dheerow ribiyaa

Xaajiyo Xaa-tiri: Yama siisoo?

Ladybird: Yama siihaa'o, minaan dheerow dhibaa cadow nuurkii indhaha ka biriqsinaayo yama siiyow.


kii baana ku galgalanaye

^^ lol Maddog

^now before you laugh vixen try to translate the lingo for me