I Gave a Lap Dance To a Mexican Because Thats How I Roll..!!

[Tha Problem...]

i choked on a goat because im Sexy and i do what i want

[Thug_poet]

Damn love you switched from getting focked by jareer manz to mexican cats whats next a indoyar???


Listen up iam pleased to announce that the regstration for the fall semster
In the world renown ho*e university will start on Friday march 23/2006. Due to the
Increase of Somali ho*es and the limited seats available in our school we suggest to start
Registering as soon as possible.

We are welcoming back our old students as well as:
1- Inspiring ho*es
2- Ho*es in progress
3- Simple hoes
4- Ho*es power to the second
5- Ho*es with a life time experience
6- Retired ho*es

We are also please to inform every one that we have special need accommodation such as( tutoring, financial aid, federal grant, and day care) for those who may qualify such as:
1-senior ho*es (LaYdEe_LuXiOuX)
2- retarded ho*es (mizz_crunk
3-ho*es with fixed income (welfare) (Boringham love
4- ho*es with limited English capability (flight 13 ho*es) 99sex
5- ho*es with disabilities
7- continuing education through correspondence for incarcerated ho*es
8- day care for ho*es with bastard kids.

This fall we are introducing new curriculum and few new teachers and her are the list
For the courses and their teachers:

1- (the kinter, either you have it or you donÂ’t) by T P
2- (my grand daughter is turning tricks around the corner) by lowLaYdEe_LuXiOuX Â’s grand mother.
3- (the life and times of a Somali •••) by LaYdEe_LuXiOuX.
4- ( African ho*es and their contribution to the decline of the western civilization) by dr.ghardeere.
5- (the myth behind the manogolian ****) by LaYdEe_LuXiOuX
6- (the secret of finding a Somali **** after you have finished your sexual expeditions) by mizz crunk
7- (my next door Nigerian neghbor makes me wet) by B.ham gash
8- (99 ways to cope up with loosing your ugly ass virginity ) by LaYdEe_LuXiOuX
9- ( jamican or west African? Who should I go for and the consequences) by LaYdEe_LuXiOuX
10- (damn. I cant even hold my own sh*t) by j.b by highclass aka lowclas
11- (69 way to have sex with out losing virginity) LaYdEe_LuXiOuX
12- ( the disease called post kacsi syndrome) by mizz crunk
13- (the down side of having sex during the period) by b.ham gash.
14- (I crave the naked sight of a adon) by LaYdEe_LuXiOuX
15- (my pubic hair is grown vegetables ) by mizz crunk




So ladies please help us help you to become a solid citizen of a Ho*e and eventually
Becoming a productive member or our great Somali societyÂ….
The motto is together we can wipe literacy out of our ho*esÂ…
Once again thank you for choosing us to serve you..

By the way: if you maintain A+ average through out the semester you may qualify
For our 2 weeks placement at site program , where you may be sent to Amsterdam and work on booth #23228 on the infamous red light district, where you will get a first hand experience on the day to day operation of every day ho*e and also will have the chance to add prestige to your resume while vacationing in another country..

Dr. Thug poet
The president of the infamous ho*e university

[Unkown-G]

I GAVE MY NUMBER TO A PERMANET MARKER BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK

[Mizzy_Flame]

I SHOT A POOR HUNGRY G.AY BECUZ AM NAKED

WTFF LOOOOOOOOOL

NOT SERIOUS


WARAA THUG PUNANI

ALLOW RUNNIN YA GUMS

ALL YA SPREADIN IS A WEEK OLD C.UM

FKCIN DISABLED HANNICAAP

SUMWUN SLAP DA FA.G OUTTA HIM

STEPP BE 4U GET STEPPED ON

[SLIM-THUG]

D-BLOCK....4 LYFE......ALIE..........

[*That-Gurl*]

why u begging d block yahuu^

[UniQue_SiSta]

** I humped on a NINJA Because the voices told me to**

sick game still

[SLIM-THUG]

[quote="*That-Gurl*"]why u begging d block yahuu^[/quote]


I WOULD NEVER.....BEGG DA DUTTY QABIL..............SHIIT

H/A.....BLUD.....NOFFING LONG

[LaYdEe_LuXiOuX]

Slim_Thug....Allow Tha Qabiil Talks..Awlright... ..

Thug_Whatverr.....*Yawns*...Its Getting Boring.....Copy And Paste Bull Aliee...

[BLUE RUSH]

[quote="Tha Problem..."]i choked on a goat because im Sexy and i do what i want[/quote]


loooooooooooooooooooool thats bare jokes

[Snapshots]

i FELL in LOVE with A mexican BECAUSE voices TOLD me 2

[tWiStED_aNgELL]

I BIT.CHED OUT A BASEBAL BAT BECAUSE SOMEONE OFFERED ME 10,000 DOLLARS

[LaYdEe_LuXiOuX]

^^^ Dang Thats F.U


[quote="Ashlee!"]i sang to a condom because the voices told me to.

[/quote]


Still My Personal Favourite.......!!!!

[Miss_Mali]

I kinter slapped all u fuc.Kers cause im Rick James Bytch!!!!


hold up thats not on there

[BLUE RUSH]

^^^^^^^^^^ loooooooooooooooooool >>.!!