[quote="Cawar"]I confess that I am dry as a bone, red as a beet, hot as a pistol, blind as a bat & mad as a hatter.

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dry as a bone = tears of joy has died your eyes? (could be an anatomy organ that i cannot say loud?)
red as beet = blurshing ?
Hot as a pistol? = Sexually excited?
Blind as a bat= hopelessly in love & in that blind phase when others hate on your boo?
Mad as a hatter= jealous -conflicted with feelings etc etc
Cawar am I too bored or too intellectual?
