Due to the alarming number of Farax's who are too shy to

michael_ital · Post by **michael_ital** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 1:55 pm

gurey, that sounds like the script for a beer commercial Laughing

Sir-Luggoyo · Post by **Sir-Luggoyo** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 1:58 pm

Foolka Xaaji,

You don't need to go to all that trouble just because of a simple Xalimo. Once Xalimo comes under the impression that she is doing you a favor by giving you a chance to date you, you are doomed for life. Make it a mutual thing, a 50/50 share and no matter how much you suffer, don't show it to a Xalimo. You are acting like a ciyaal Zio, unlike a rugged Absame man who is known to putting Xalimo to where she belongs, which is the kitchen.

Post by **Basra-** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:03 pm

'unlike a rugged Absame man who is known to putting Xalimo to where she belongs, which is the kitchen'

Sir--actually the Ogadens would like to think their women belong in the backyard, tied to a tree-- & ready for Karbaash. Their women actually go & pick the Karbaash to be used on them. Uufff-- isn't modernity something precious? Rolling Eyes

Qaarxiye · Post by **Qaarxiye** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:06 pm

Basra, what happened to your Ogaden husband? Bilcaanta. Laughing

Post by **Basra-** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:08 pm

Qaarxiyee@lol

If i had an ogaden husband, i guess i murdered him. Sad

Qaarxiye · Post by **Qaarxiye** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:10 pm

Waa kala hadlaysaa. You once anounced here your marriage to an Cagdheer cousin of your from your mother side.

[quote]i guess i murdered him. [/quote]

If this was the case, you would have self incriminated yourself with that statement. Laughing

Xplosive · Post by **Xplosive** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:16 pm

Fock theory and "advice".. you learn from experience. Laughing

Once you have been slapped by 5 xaliimos (in one night) you'll get the hang of it..

Qaarxiye · Post by **Qaarxiye** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:20 pm

That explains why the left side of your face is bluish.

Xplosive · Post by **Xplosive** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:22 pm

[quote="Qaarxiye"]That explains why the left side of your face is bluish.[/quote]

Yeah they nick-named me two face or dhabel face as Somalis would say.

Qaarxiye · Post by **Qaarxiye** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:27 pm

You should have been in Batman Forever.

Daanyeer · Post by **Daanyeer** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:34 pm

Foolxume,

U are CALLING Maryooley NATION on the DOOMED version of COURTSHIP.

Such DATING is like ACTING a FILM thus FICTION and always ENDED up with DISASTER.

An EXAMPLE is : http://www.alaskareport.com/z44846.htm

Look how that DUDE wants to put SHAME on the MOTHER of his BELOVED children for few PUCKS. SHAME upon HIM !!!!!!!!!. He is not AWARE that he is GOING to RUIN the DIGNITY of his own KIDS.

....I am the MASTER of my chest; i am the CAPTAIN of my fist.....

Ur Brother With Intellectual Glasses In S'net !!!!!

YYY Col\Prof Daanyeer YYY

Alluring · Post by **Alluring** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:39 pm

Somali men at wedding=DISASTER

they have on shirts that are 4 sizes too big, in clothes ranging from orange to green skinner than a pack of toothpicks, they are in the corner moving their hands side to side.

Post by **Basra-** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:40 pm

Alluring for you--wearing a plus shirt is a must ma ha?? Not a fashion statement. Very Happy

Cawar · Post by **Cawar** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:41 pm

[quote="Alluring"]Somali men at wedding=DISASTER

they have on shirts that are 4 sizes too big, in clothes ranging from orange to green skinner than a pack of toothpicks, they are in the corner moving their hands side to side.[/quote]

What kind of somalis do you see?? you must be very unlucky..if thats what you see at weddings Laughing

Alluring · Post by **Alluring** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:41 pm

Was I talking about the father of your children?