funniest pick up lines

Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah · Post by **Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 1:15 am

THE NEW 1 IS NAA NOO HEES Laughing

THE ELEMENT · Post by **THE ELEMENT** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 1:19 am

Enemy, try this one next time you see a gurl...

...Drop down in front of her and if that gurl ask you whats wrong say "im sorry but my heart stopped when I saw you and I just fell for you."

Try this one on Xalimo's specially cause they can't see a brother down like that Laughing

Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah · Post by **Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 1:20 am

u ppl are weird

Demure · Post by **Demure** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:01 am

[quote="Cawar"]"
Demure,

maybe the "How you doin" Joe's favorite line would work on you.. Laughing

[/quote]

Actually yes. How hard is How you doing my name is blah.....?

Cheroke · Post by **Cheroke** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:27 am

#4 was the cherry on the topping. Laughing

HELWAA · Post by **HELWAA** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:41 am

Try this one Mulah

5-I wish i were a tear so i could start in with your eyes, liv on your face, and die on your lips. Laughing

Steeler [Crawler2] · Post by **Steeler [Crawler2]** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:28 am

"It won't go down unless you touch it"

"You don't want me to use this gun in my pocket do you?"

BLUE RUSH · Post by **BLUE RUSH** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:04 am

Girl you look like a terrorist coz youÂ’re the bomb..!!
Laughing

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet Smile

You remind me of parking ticket coz you got fine written all over you. Very Happy

Your momma must have been a thief because someone stole the stars from the sky and put Â‘em in your eyes..!! Embarassed

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Laughing

Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight! Rolling Eyes

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house. Confused

My favourite has to the fresh princeÂ’s classic pick up line.
Girl you must me tried coz you been running through my mind all day Very Happy

Here are some that I found for enemy..!!

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money. Very Happy

He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did... Shocked

Hey gorgeous the power company is looking for you you're so electrifying. down

Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get

Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List! Laughing

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. Rolling Eyes

BLUE RUSH · Post by **BLUE RUSH** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:07 am

this is sweet
''If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.''
rose

intellex · Post by **intellex** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:24 am

how about this

is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

you have got 206 bones in your body want one more?

iam a bird watcher and iam looking for a big breasted bed trasher have you seen one?

hi the voices in my head told to come over and talk to you

do you wash your pants in windex becouse i can see my self in them

BLUE RUSH · Post by **BLUE RUSH** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:25 am

[quote="intellex"]
you have got 206 bones in your body want one more?

[/quote]

eeewww Mad

Suga_lumps · Post by **Suga_lumps** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:29 am

1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

you have got 206 bones in your body want one more?

He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...

Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get

Laughing

Suga_lumps · Post by **Suga_lumps** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:33 am

1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

you have got 206 bones in your body want one more?

He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...

Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get

Laughing

Nagin · Post by **Nagin** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 12:29 pm

[quote="Cilmiile"]enemy

next time you meet a cute chick, try this one. It never fails to get me laid.

The Word is legs. Let us go upstairs and spread the word.[/quote]

Rolling Eyes

*HannaH* · Post by ***HannaH*** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 1:06 pm

Cilmiile, It worked alright...It worked to get your azz kicked khasiisyow ma'dhay.

Anyway back to the topic...

Hey is that marduuf jaad in your jeeb misa you're just happy to see me.

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