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Enemy, try this one next time you see a gurl...

...Drop down in front of her and if that gurl ask you whats wrong say "im sorry but my heart stopped when I saw you and I just fell for you."

Try this one on Xalimo's specially cause they can't see a brother down like that

u ppl are weird

[quote="Cawar"]"
Demure,

maybe the "How you doin" Joe's favorite line would work on you.. [/quote]

Actually yes. How hard is How you doing my name is blah.....?

#4 was the cherry on the topping.

Try this one Mulah

5-I wish i were a tear so i could start in with your eyes, liv on your face, and die on your lips.

"It won't go down unless you touch it"

"You don't want me to use this gun in my pocket do you?"

Girl you look like a terrorist coz youÂ’re the bomb..!!

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet

You remind me of parking ticket coz you got fine written all over you.

Your momma must have been a thief because someone stole the stars from the sky and put ‘em in your eyes..!!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.


My favourite has to the fresh princeÂ’s classic pick up line.
Girl you must me tried coz you been running through my mind all day

Here are some that I found for enemy..!!

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.

He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...

Hey gorgeous the power company is looking for you you're so electrifying.

Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get

Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

this is sweet
''If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.''

how about this

is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

you have got 206 bones in your body want one more?

iam a bird watcher and iam looking for a big breasted bed trasher have you seen one?

hi the voices in my head told to come over and talk to you

do you wash your pants in windex becouse i can see my self in them

[quote="intellex"]
you have got 206 bones in your body want one more?

[/quote]


eeewww

1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

you have got 206 bones in your body want one more?



He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...


Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get

1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

you have got 206 bones in your body want one more?



He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...


Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get

[quote="Cilmiile"]enemy

next time you meet a cute chick, try this one. It never fails to get me laid.

The Word is legs. Let us go upstairs and spread the word.[/quote]

Cilmiile, It worked alright...It worked to get your azz kicked khasiisyow ma'dhay.



Anyway back to the topic...



Hey is that marduuf jaad in your jeeb misa you're just happy to see me.