What Do You Know About Dajjaal (The Anti-Christ)?

[gurey25]

@Waraabe soup.

[Steeler [Crawler2]]

Well, it's been a while since I had a beer with him. Dajjall is a busy guy, spending most of his time in the Middle East, where people thing good guys are bad guys, and bad guys are good guy. He gets a lot more trim there than he would otherwise. Anyway, a few years back I was having a beer at the local pub with the ol Dajjall.

MAC: "So, Lucifer, what's the plan man? How do you intend to take over mankind?"
Lucifer: "Mac, you don't mind if I call you MAC do you? Let me tell ya something. Over a quarter of the world is populated with Muslims. These people are morons. I'm tellin' ya. They actually think God dictated a book, and that my ol' friend, Gabrial, passed it on to Mohammed and that they now have an unabridged version. This guy Mohammed, he also convinced them that he was all but a saint. So now you have all these idiots running around out there full of divine inspiration copying this camel herder from Mecca. Muslims actually believe that Mecca is some sort of spiratual center. It's hillarious. Anyway, I can exploit that. I have managed to convince a bunch of these guys to start killing people so that these "sacred edicts" can can actually be implemented.
MAC" "So what you're saying is you are manipulating these peoples primative beliefs for your own ends."
Lucifer: "Mainpulating. That sounds so negative Mac. Hey, I read Machiavelli just like everyone else."
MAC: "Interesting. So, what do you think of the US system of government."
Lucifer: "I hate it. Damn it, the Americans are always being a pain in the a$$. Disrupting my plans and everything. First they defeated my fascist bid when they took on Japan and Germany. Then they ruined my communist bid, winning the cold war. That was a good plan gone to waste. Now they are getting in the way of me establishing a fascist Islamic governance. Damn Americans. But this time, I have perfected the trick I used in communist times. Convincing large numbers of people that the Americans are really the bad guys, and the Islamists represent the downtrodden people of the world. And a lot of Europeans have fallen for it. Look, I even see some Europeans, and almost all the Muslims, sympathetic with people who go into shopping malls, blow themselves up, and kill lots of people out doing their shopping. I haven't given up yet Mac. I get Khalif annointed, and I might still be able to call the shots around here."
MAC: "Well Lucifer, it was nice talking to you. Have a good one. See ya around."

[biko]

i saw the dajjal was at my local marfish, and he was telling me all about the plan he got under his sleeves for the yanks. at the begining he was little bit reluctant to talk, but after two marduff no one could shut him up. the most interesting thing about everything he said, was this mischievous smirk that seemed to be triggered by the mere mention of america. by this time i was geting quiet annoyed and lucifer sensing these, slowly leaned closer to my ear and with a chilling deep voice said..'HAVE NO FEAR MY DEAR BIKO, AMERIC'UNTS MAY BE LAUGHING NOW BUT THEY WONT BE LAUGHING FOR LONG'...then casualy carried on with his story.

by his fourth marduff, lucifer explained in great detail the 9/11 conspiracy and how 98.9% of americans knows that it was their own doing, and how they are prepared to inflict more carnage and atrocities on the american people and blame it on the muslim world. not knowing soon or later it will backfire.

by the time we left the marfish lucifer took me to a side and confided in me a secret concerning an atack that will take place between feb 2007 and nov 2009. an attack that will make 9/11 like walk in the park.

[Gedo_Boy]

It's interesting that it is said that the Dajaal will come out of Isfahaan, Iran.

It's interesting, because I believe Isfahaan is a site of a nuclear plant in Iran.

Maybe there will be a nuclear accident and Dajaal will emerge. Could that explain Dajaal's deformed eye?

Just a thought that occured to me.

[Steeler [Crawler2]]

Should have known it would be a Persian.

Beek
I had a vision. It was.......a nuclear bomb over Mecca. Get off the crack kid. America always wins. It's a tradition. Wouldn't want to screw with tradition would you.

[Luckyy]

Dijaal=Mad Zionst

[Steeler [Crawler2]]

The Dajjall rocks! He's the man!

You guys are into more fantasy than an LSD addict.

[fagash_killer]

[quote="muslim-man"]
Places which the Dajjaal will never enter:

It is forbidden for the Dajjaal to enter Makkah or Madeenah when he emerges at the end of time, because of the saheeh ahaadeeth narrated to that effect. As far as other places are concerned, he will enter them one after another.

In the hadeeth of Faatimah bint Qays (may Allaah be pleased with her), it says: “(He will say:), ‘I almost have permission to emerge. Then I will emerge and will travel throughout the earth for forty days, and I shall not leave any town without entering it, apart from Makkah and Madeenah, which I will be prevented from entering because every time I try to enter, there will be an angel with an unsheathed sword in his hand, preventing me from entering. On every gate there will be angels defending them.’” (Narrated by Muslim, no. 5228)

It was also reported that the Dajjaal will not enter the mosque of Sinai, or Masjid al-Aqsaa (at Jerusalem). Imaam Ahmad (no. 22572) narrated that Junaadah ibn Umayyah al-Azdi said: “I came to a man from among the Companions of the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) and said to him, ‘Tell me a hadeeth that you heard from the Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) about the Dajjaal.’ He mentioned the hadeeth, and said, ‘He will stay among you for forty days, during which he will go to every place (on the earth) apart from four mosques: Masjid al-Haraam (in Makkah), the mosque of Madeenah, the (mosque of) Sinai and Masjid al-Aqsaa.’”




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ow so you believe in that shit. why should god only protect what muslims believe in what about wat jews and christians believe in why should god only protect holy mosques and the holy ground for muslims what about synagoges? and besides when issa arrive wont this be a victory for islam but for all believers and even non believers afterall issa was a guy that believed in forgivness and alot of jews and christians and muslims will folow him since they are waiting for their messiah.

[Steeler [Crawler2]]

The Dajjall can not enter Fenway Park - the holiest of all sites in the world. He may enter Yankee stadium, however. Center of all that is evil in the world.

[muslim-man]

F-Killer,

I don't understand your question sxb. if you're asking if I believe the hadiths pertaining to the places Dajjaal can not enter, then I believe them. Makkah & Madeenah are both Holly places the Prophet (saw) said there will be thousands of Angels guarding these places.

The only believers are the ones who proclaim "Laa Ilaaha Ilaa Allah, Muxammadu-rasuul-allah" it doesn't matter if they are Holly Jews or Christians, if they don't believe in the Shahaada, then they are screwed!

[Jeffrey Dahmer]

F-K, these "shit" events are particles of the Signs of Last Day which are incumbent for Muslims to have faith in them. Rejecting them and disbelieving in them tantamounts to disbelief in Islam.

[Steeler [Crawler2]]

"The only believers are the ones who proclaim "Laa Ilaaha Ilaa Allah, Muxammadu-rasuul-allah" it doesn't matter if they are Holly Jews or Christians, if they don't believe in the Shahaada, then they are screwed!"

This is not true, nor is it Islamic doctrine. Do your homework kid.

[fagash_killer]

[quote="muslim-man"]F-Killer,

I don't understand your question sxb. if you're asking if I believe the hadiths pertaining to the places Dajjaal can not enter, then I believe them. Makkah & Madeenah are both Holly places the Prophet (saw) said there will be thousands of Angels guarding these places.

The only believers are the ones who proclaim "Laa Ilaaha Ilaa Allah, Muxammadu-rasuul-allah" it doesn't matter if they are Holly Jews or Christians, if they don't believe in the Shahaada, then they are screwed![/quote]

well i didnt said that you should believe what the hadith said but i think you got also brains besides what stands their their are different hadiths saying different story. like the bible but they all believe that the dajjaal is coming but like i said why should god only protect holy grounds for the muslims and not for the jews and chrisitians remember that most of these prophets were reer binu israel and thus they were jewish from israel and thus are those places holy for those who believe in their religion. and if god suddenly can stop dajjaal than why cant he stop the nuclear bombs that are beeing dropped on the holy ground for shias and sunnie yes iraq? palestine? but just face it its those muslims who are bombing their own musques like in pakistan iraq. so like i said god is not only for islam but he is their for his ppl whatever they are jewish christians ore muslims ore even non-believers and only he can lead his ppl on the right pad. for god is evrything holy whatever it is america ore saudia arabia their are were his ppl are living that he had created so i think if god is allmighty he wont choise any side.but he is happy if ppl ask him for help and he is mad if ppl never ask for his support(it stands in the hadith) and i also read it in the bible the same thing.so religions arnt that different from each other.

[Steeler [Crawler2]]

Coming to the plate for the New York Yankees, number 666, Lucifer. Luficer is having quite a season, now threatening to break the single season home run record, but he's done nothing against Matsuzaka this year. Oh for three today and oh for nine on the season......

[Gedo_Boy]

muslim-man,

I was under the impression that it was Madinah that Dajal couldn't enter. I didn't hear anything about Makkah being protected.