Somalinet funniest quotes

karkaar · Post by **karkaar** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:28 am

That qudhac sh*t is funny as fock, man....Never knew people record qoutes here...Am a have to watch what i say from now on just incase i end up posted here by a random freaks with qoute recorder Laughing

What was the xaliimo response?

Ugaas Diini · Post by **Ugaas Diini** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:41 am

Eritrean Mob Boss: "On the floor rolling around getting my white nurse dress outfit dirty, on my djibotian floor!!"

Dicemoney · Post by **Dicemoney** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:08 am

My infamous qoute qabilniimo wa qaxootiniimo

Intruder's infamous qoute if you have ceeb you have no qabill

priceless

Laughing

Niya · Post by **Niya** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:30 am

^ lol!
Any-one remember classic quotes from Ninxoon?

foolxume2005 · Post by **foolxume2005** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:31 am

What about when Basra told me to comeover and I have told to some1
"cover me I'm going in"

Sir-Luggoyo · Post by **Sir-Luggoyo** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:46 am

[quote="foolxume2005"]

What about when Basra told me to comeover and I have told to some1
"cover me I'm going in"

[/quote]

Laughing

Foolka xaaji,

I still laugh verytime I remember that.

What about Suldaan Qudhac comparing French and Somali women.

"""Anigu hablaha wine nationka ka dhashay waxaan ku jeclahay markaad ku garaacayso MERCI MERCI MERCI da intaa ayaan wax loo dhigaaba jirin.
inaga ilaahay ba ina baday Naag reer gaalkacyo ah oo ku odhanaysa waar heedhe xalay markaan hurday miyaad i wastay horta?""

foolxume2005 · Post by **foolxume2005** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:05 pm

^^

What about markaad ilmaha dhabarka ku xiratay ee aad naagta wastay? Laughing

that was priceless.

*zabah · Post by *zabah » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:45 pm

when kambuli made this statement to the isaaq forumers "Diqsiyow urur oo urur oo bal aagan daboolka ka qaad....

Laughing

Wise-Man · Post by **Wise-Man** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:17 pm

One thing I have noticed is, nearly all those so called funny quotes are just disgusting and have sexual references in it. What's funny about them? Confused

Post by **AbdiWahab252** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:18 pm

Si.il has no qabiil - Intruder Laughing

*zabah · Post by *zabah » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:18 pm

mahamed99_sex · Post by **mahamed99_sex** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:29 pm

look at this sub humans. Rolling Eyes

Bazuuka · Post by **Bazuuka** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:47 pm

[quote="AbdiWahab252"]Si.il has no qabiil - Intruder Laughing

[/quote]

Si.il has qabiil if she marries someone from her clan

Ugaas Diini · Post by **Ugaas Diini** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:07 pm

Good point Costa. But if a woman marries a different, I swear she becomes part of that clan. So basically they are the clan of the man that marries them.

Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah · Post by **Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:14 pm

[quote="muktaar"]the answer is very simple..

the want to hit that clitless lipless zigaged kunt, plain and simple.. i even heard some dead adoon soldiers wanna come bak from the dead just to hit that ever easy kinterless ceeb[/quote]

Funniest quote from Intruder........ i mean muktaar Laughing

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